Tifa: Yola! We're gonna include a friend of ours in this fic. Miss amaturehour, otherwise know as Miss hour! She's gonna come in an say hi!
Kori: what's up with that name?
Miss hour: it's my fanfic profile name!
Tifa: Oh, ok. She coming in as Yura. Now after this message from our sponser we will once again pick up the story!
Kori: To our wonderful reviewr Finchel, out there, we showed Pride and Predjudice to Miss Hour and loved it too! So ha! Pride and Predjudice rules and that's a fact! On with the story! To infitity and beyond!v Give me liberty or give me froot loops!
-little line thingy we always put here-
{Dumb-Frap's p.o.v}
"I really gotta get laid one of these days."
His therapist nodded. "I can see that. Though I don't know of anything that's gonna want to do that with you."
{Rynn's p.o.v}
Our minds melded together, we were unstoppable!
Mori's thoughts penetrated the haze of pleasure.
How is this possible?
We're soulmates, Hun! How can you not have figured this out already?Do you not find me attractive? AHHH, MEANY-BUTT!
No, You're very... mmm...Mori's thought broke off before he got hard. She had that effect on him, and I mean, whenever when she weas mad, or happy, or spazzy, or just plain crazy but... ah... Rynn was hotilish everyday. No! Stop thinkingabout this, Mori! Stop!
Oh, I'm so glad you think of me in that way. Wait, am I?... Yeah, yeah I am.
Mori broke away from my neck, not wanting to drain me. He was sated... in one way. "Sorry about that."
I sighed, before wrapping my arms around his neck. "You know, you might as well do something useful with those lips." I pulled him down and sealed my lips over his.
We battled for dominince, finally I won over because I always win. I began to ravish his mouth, with my tongue, all the while taking off his shirt. He pulled away a bit of my shirt, to kiss my neck.
"Are you sure?" he whispered.
"You're my soulmate. I don't have to worry about you leaving me... I hope."
He growled and proceded to rip off my shirt, when and right then, right when I was pulling him down for another kissaroo, the doorbell had to ring.
"BUTLER!"
A strange man, I had never seen before appeared at my door. "What do you need, Mistress Rynn?"
"Who the hell are you? Since when do we have a butler? Oh, I don't care, just go get the door!"
He looked at his watch. "Oh, sorry my shift is over. Bye!"
... "Note to self: Fire that butler. He was so bad, I never knew he was there! Wait, maybe that's why the house is so clean... Do we have maids too?"
I sighed, jumping off the bed. I picked up Mori's descarded shirt, and shrugging it on, buttoning up only a few of the middle ones. Good thing Forest was locked up in Ria's room... Wait, what about the butler? Aw, well, if he sees anything, I'll just have to fry him.
"And the cook?" Ria asked from nowhere.
"What the hell! Ria! I didn't know you were telepathic!"
"No... Dumb-Frap, you're imagining me saying it! I'm in your head!"
"Okay... Gotta get the door."
I skipped the stairs, and just jumped over the banister, landing in a crouch, then walking to the door. I pulled it open. "What?"
Standing outside, was a girl with short blonde hair with red tips, and sea foam green eyes. (Kori: That's my favorite color! *happiness*)
"My name is Yura. Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies?"
"No." I slammed the door.
"Wait!" she called through. "Aren't you gonna ask me how I got through the front gate?"
"There's a front gate?" so I opened the door, again. "Wait a minute... why do you look familiar... Yura! Oh my god it's Yura!"
"Ah, yeah, we went to band camp, together."
"I went to band camp?"
"Yeah, you played the cello. RememberYour sister, Ria came along just so she could eat all the sweets at snack time?"
"Oh, yeaaaa... you're the freaking evil phsycopathic bitch. Oh, wait, no that was your sister. Yuri."
Yura nodded. "Yeah, she's in a mental institiousion right about now. She was diagnosed with a 'I'm-a-bitch-idos'"
"You wanna come inside for a bit?" I opened the door, fully revealing my outfit.
Yura blinked. "Whoa, what're you wearing?"
"I was in the midle of some... buisness. But, anyway, I need some help with Ria..."
"Is it Forest again? God, that vamp bitch is really annoying, sometimes. Wait, is Ria resistant to spells?"
"No. Not at all. It's almost sad how many spells I can use on her a day. In fact, I could proabably cure her hyperness, but... nah... she makes things interesting around here... Anyways, she and Forest are soulmates, but she refuses to believe it."
"Oh, maybe we should just put her on 'Montel'" Yura said sarcastically. "Oh, well, if they're locked in a room together, she'll crack, eventually. Now, where's your butler? I haven't seen him in a while."
"I've been here the whole time." I finally got a good look at our mysterious butler. He was about 24, with brown shaggy hair and brown eyes, pretty cute, but nowhere near the hottetude of Mori!
I raised my eyebrow. "Wait a minute, Butler, what's your name?"
"Butler. Mr. Butler Johnson."
"Oh, well then Butler, I'll be seeing ya', well, maybe." with that, I stormed off to my room. Muttering the whole time. "Keh, stupid butler named Butler. What does she even gonna do to him? I mean, it's not like they're gonna... OHHH!"
{Ria's p.o.v}
"Stay away from me you bullshit!" Ria cried, grabbing a towel wrack from the maid who was conviently standing there and threw it.
"Ria... just hear me out."
"NOOOOOO! NEVER!" she yelled, before procededing to pick up the maid, and the throwing her at him.
As she was doing so, Forest grabbed her by the waist, and pinned her on the bed. Meanwhile, the maid smashes into the wall, falling unconctious.
"Listen." he hissed. "I know you've been alone your entire life, and that you don't know how to live anyother way! But it's been the same for me! Now, I'm willing to give this a shot! You don't have to worry about me leaving you, because I love you too much! Will you at least try?" Ria stared up at him, not saying a word. "Now what?"
"I'm wondering how long it's gonna take for you to just fucking kiss me already." was her reply.
Forest laughed before crashing his lips to her. "You wanna take a nap?" he whispered huskily in her ears.
"But, I'm not tired." she whispered, obviously confused of what he had said. "I HAVE AN IDEA!"
She jumped off the bed, and grabbed the maid by the waist, who was just beginning to wake up. "What's your name?" she asked, walking to the door.
"K-Kana." the maid whispered.
"Well, Kana, would you like a raise?"
"Sure!"
"Well, your not getting one!" with that she proceeded to pound Kana's head on the door, using her as a batting ram.
"Dammit! Break, door, break! You're as bad as my bed! My stupid furniture hates me!"
"Ria, stop..." Forest walked up slowly to her. Ria reluctantly stopped, in which allowed to Forest to turn the handle, and open the door, inwards.
"Uh... I knew it could do that!" she cried, before racing off to find her soon to be dead half sister.
She ran down the hallway to Rynn's bedroom, and threw open the door. "Rynn! I can't believe you-" she froze at the scene befor her. Rynn was completely toppless, laying ontop of Mori, who is also competely shirtless, making out.
Rynn put an arm across her chest, and sat up. Mori propped himself up with his forearms. "Get the fuck out." he growled.
Ria slowly closed the door, "Well, better get something to clean that up with." she proceded to the closet, opened it and found Yura, and Butler in there, and they were farther then Rynn and Mori. "Dear God!" Ria cried, putting a hand to her head, looking as if she was about to faint. "How long have we had a butler?"
"Um, do you mind?" Butler asked, motioning for her to close the door.
"No, I don't, continue on with the show, it's fine."
Ria turned around, shut the door, and walked away. "Now, where's that chocolate cake?"
{Dumb-Frap's p.o.v}
I gazed into the skrying bowl. Both of my henchmen were getting lucky with their targets. Dammit I still gotta get layed.
-another little line thingy-
Kori: *whimpers* I had to type all that up...
Tifa: I had to think it up! With the help of Miss. Hour.
Miss. Hour: Boy, seeing everyone getting layed always makes my heart warm.
Kori: Review! :D