Episode 7: S.I.

"Hazuki Residence"
"Iwao's Secret Basement"

Iwao: But what do I do? Ine-san's too smart. There's no way I can continue my mission.
Buff Brotha From Another Motha: Study her. Examine her. Im sure you can find a way Iwao.
Iwao: Hmmmm...

"Ryo's Room"

::Ryo lays in his bed::
::Fuku sleeps on the floor::

Ryo-san: Why don't you ever talk?

::Fuku is silent::

Ryo-san: Talking is good for you. You should try it sometime.

::Fuku growls::

::Ryo gets up snd walks into the kitchen, finding Iwao bent over Ine-san, holding her hands, and helping her with some flour::

Ryo-san:(Scratching his head) Ummm... bad time?

::Iwao breaks away from Ine-san quickly and pretends to do something else::

Iwao: U-Uh, no son. Not at all. What's the problem?
Ryo-san: I can't sleep with that kid Fuku-san! father. He's so growchy and silent and it scares me. Plus, he stinks. Like A LOT!
Iwao: Well son, that's why I told your mother years ago to install a shower in this house. But she didn't seem to listen to me. Now we have to pay for her mistakes.
Ryo-san: Why do we smell so good?
Iwao: Hmmmm, good question. Because we're Hazuki's!!! And Hazuki's always smell good!
Ryo-san: Well, father, im sleeping in another room.

"Guest Room"

::Ryo snuggles tightly under the bedsheets and closes his eyes with a smile::

Ryo-san:(Comfortably) Ahhhhhh...

"Hours Later"

::Ryo wakes up and sees the detective sleeping on his right with his right arm over Ryo's chest, smiling::
::He looks to his left and sees Ine-san sleeping on his left, smiling::

Ryo-san:(Silently) Oh god...
Detective:(With his eyes shut, whispering) I love you.
Ryo-san: OH GOD!!!

::Ryo jumps up, slaps both of them out the way, and scrambles out of the room::

Ryo-san: That's it! I had it! I'd rather sleep with that creep Fuku-san than a gay fag and an old oaf that wants to sleep with me!

::Ryo opens his door, finding Fuku-san digging through a dirty brown bag he had on the floor::

Ryo-san: Hey kid. What'cha doin'?

::Fuku didn't answer::

Ryo-san:(Rolling his eyes) Why did I even ask?

::Ryo kneels down several feet away from Fuku and watches him pull things from his bag::
::Fuku pulls a statue of the virgin Mary with her holding baby Jesus and some other religious things::

Ryo-san: So your christian eh? That's cool I guess. I don't really know what I am. I think im bhuddist. I'm not sure. My father rings some bell in the Alter Room every evening.

::Fuku takes out a random, ornated blue box about the size of his hand and walks out of the room and out the front door::

Ryo-san: Where's he going? Oh well, he's christian anyways. He won't do nothing bad.

"Outside the Hazuki Residence"

::Fuku opens the box and pulls out a cigarette, puts it in his mouth, and lights it::
::He throws on a leather jacket with chains hanging from it::
::He hops on a motorcycle waiting for him with a random guy, puts on his helmet and rides off::

"Hazuki Residence"
"The Next Day"

Ryo-san: FATHER!!! Ine-san and the detective are crazy! We can't have them in this house any longer!!!

::Iwao thinks about his mission to kill Ine-san and how the detective was still "injured"::

Iwao: No, their staying son. End of discussion. Why don't you go outside and play.
Ryo-san: I don't want to play father!!!! Ine-san is obsessed with me and that detective is gay!!! Im not lying!!!!
Iwao: Son, he's not gay. He's probably got gay tendencies but don't we all.

::Iwao winks::

Ryo-san: THAT'S IT!!!!!!!
Iwao: Don'r raise your voice at me Ryo-san!
Ryo-san:(Pouting) Sorry father.

::Ryo throws on his shoes and stomps out the house::

Detective:(From around the corner of the house) Hehehehe, my plan is working splendidly. All I need to do is get that little kid to think im gay and he's out the way. It appears im suceeding. Iwao is mine! He's getting execution for sure!!!(Evil laugh) MUAHAHAHHAHA!!!!

"Yamanose"

::Ryo runs down the street angrily::

Ryo-san: How come no one ever listens to me?!?!?

::Suddenly he hears thunder and the sky gets very black::

Ryo-san: Oh no. Thunderstorm. My hair? I must find cover.

::He ceases to move::

Ryo-san: But maybe if I get mad, I can get rid of that pesky detective and Ine-san? Hehehehe, I think I'll wait right here.

"Flashback"
"1975. Helicopter"

::Ryo is uncontious and chained up, riding in an army helicopter with many soldiers surrounding him and taming him::

Soldier: When will be begin the process?
2nd Soldier: When we arrive at the base.

"The Base"

::Ryo is locked in a large tube full of water with his legs and arms chained up::

General: How long will this take?
Soldier: As long as it takes for him to have his anger outburst. It seems to always happen when his hair is down and not spiked.

::Ryo jerks::

General: We have something.

::Scientists gather around the tube::
::Ryo shakes then begins to twitch::
::His hair turns gold and his eyes turn red::

Soldier: It's happening! Everyone BACK!!!!
General: How did this happen to him?
Soldier: It seems that he was injected with it by his father. His father was a mad scientist.
General: That bastard!!!

::Ryo breaks the chains off and cracks the tube::

Soldier: Everyone out the room!!!

::Everyone panics and runs out, sealing off the doors and sounding the alarms::
::Iwao runs in in his scientist outfit::

Iwao: SON! STOP! They'll kill you!!!

::Ryo busts out and jumps high into the air::
::He lands in front of Iwao::

Iwao: Son, your weak, and always will be.
Ryo-san: NO I'M NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Iwao:(Laughing joyfully) HAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!

"End of Flashback"
"Yomanose"

::Ryo has his fists balled::

Ryo-san: I'll get them all back! I'LL GET MY REVENGE!!!!!

::The rain begins to fall::

"Hazuki Residence"
"Iwao's Room"

::Iwao lays in his bed pretending to be sick::
::Ine-san walks in with a sandwich and some chips::
::He fake coughs::

Iwao: Ugh. This cold is killing me.
Ine-san: This should make you feel better sweety.

::Ine-san lays it down next to him::

Ine-san: You wait here now. Im going to go fetch some milk. Be right back.

::Once she is out of the room, Iwao grabs the sandwich and pulls out a bottle from under his bed::
::The bottle read:"Completely Undetectible Food Poison: For the most deadly stealth assasinations."::
::Iwao grins::
::He pours some in the sandwich::

Ine-san:(From behind the door) How's the sandwich?!

::Iwao tosses the bottle under the bed and tears a chunk off the sandwich, tossing that under the bed too::

Iwao: Ugh! It's distasteful. What did you put in it?

::Ine-san walks in::

Ine-san: Only the best ingrediants around.
Iwao: Well it just make my stomach quarky. I don't know what you did to it.

::Ine-san picks it up and looks at it::

Ine-san: Hmmmm, let me try a piece.

::Ine-san draws the sandwich close to her mouth::
::Iwao smiles::

::The front door slams open::
::At the doorway stands Ryo, holding both sides of the doorway with water dripping profusely from his body::
::His hair was gold and his eyes red::

Ryo-san:(Cave Of Wonders Aladdin Toned Voice) Someone is gonna die tonight.

"Iwao's Room"

Ine-san: You know what I'd rather bite a chunk out of?
Iwao:(Smiling) What's that?
Ine-san: You.

::Iwao's face goes down::

Iwao: What?!

::Ine-san turns towards Iwao::

Ine-san: I want you.
Iwao: I ummm... well gee, I don't know.

::Ine-san jumps on Iwao::

Iwao: HOLY HELL!!!

"The Kitchen"

::The detective sneaks into the kitchen::

Detective: Alright Iwao. I know your little place is somewhere in here.

::He searches through the drawers, cabinets and regrigerator::

Detective: There's some clue here. I just know it.

::Suddenly, he sees the secret door cracked open::

Dectective: Ah ha. I have found something.

::He sneaks over to the door, grips his hand on the side, and waits::

Detective: Iwao... YOUR MINE!!!!

::He opens it quickly::
::A string from above signaled a net to shoot from a pipe behind, sticking him to the door::

Detective: What the fuck?!?!

::The door falls foward::
::Glue shoots out from both sides of the wall, squirting it all over him::
::The door falls down the steps::

Detective: HOOOOLLLLYY SSSSHHHIIITTT!!!!!

::At the bottom of the steps lies a big ring with fire raging in the inside::

Detective: Oh hell no!!!

::The detective and the door flies through the ring, catching the glue on fire, burning the detective and the net::
::The door hits the ground and slides through the room towards a carosine tank waiting for it at the end of the room::

Detective: I'LL GET YOU IWAAAAAOOOO!!!!!

::The door slides into the tank and explodes, setting flame to the whole room::
::Ryo stood in the kitchen::

Ryo-san: Don't fuck with me again motherfucker!

"Iwao's Room"

::Iwao lays in the bed with his shirt off, breathing heavily with Ine-san laying to his right, moving her hand down his stomach::

Iwao: Wow...
Ine-san:(Chuckling) Is that all you can say?
Iwao: Wow... I hadn't had sex like that in I don't know when.
Ine-san: Hehehe, you can thank me later
Iwao: No seriously, you fucked the Hazuki out of me for a second there.
Ine-san: Hehehehe, and you fucked the Ine out of me.
Iwao: It looks like things are starting to look good...