Jiraiya: (shivering behind tree with Kenshin) I-is he gone?
Kenshin: T-t-this one doesn't know.
Jiraiya: Well, I-
(BRREREREEREREREREREREREREREREWWWWW!!!!!)
Kenshin: He's back!!
Jiraiya: Crap!!
(both jump away from the tree as the chainsaw cut it in half vertically)
MS: (looking maniacle) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! (chases after Jiraiya and Kenshin)
(both run away with MS in hot pursuit)
(I don't own Naruto or Rurouni Kenshin)
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Kenshin was now in the main lobby of the Hokage Tower. And honestly, the tower seemed bigger on the inside than it did on the outside. There were several doors, stairways, signs, everything for different locations. With a sigh, Kenshin walked up to the main desk to see the worker's seat turned the other way. "Excuse me," he asked. The chair turned around to show a VERY attractive woman. She had bright blond hair tied back in a ponytail, and even then it reached below her back. She wore oval-shaped glasses, having them slightly tilted to show her bright green cat-like eyes. She wore a red business skirt that reached to her knees, and the skirt itself really showed the size of her, uh, (motions over chest) you know.
(MS: (drooling a river the size of the Nile with a noticeable blush across his face))
(Jiraiya: (giggling pervertedly with a nosebleed))
Kenshin blushed a bit as he looked at the women. "Uh, this one w-was, uh, wondering if he, uh, could see the Hokage?" The woman sat back in her seat as she grabbed a few papers and looked through them, and smiled seductively towards Kenshin. "You're in luck, sir. Her last appointment just ended a few moments ago. Wait just a moment, as I contact the Hokage." Kenshin had to basically hold onto the desk so that he would keep calm. Even the woman's voice was hot!!! Slightly light with a very sensual tone. "Yes, Lady Hokage? There's a man here to see you. Description? Well he's a tall man with red hair in a ponytail, in a samurai getup." she said as she winked at him. The poor dude had to hold his breath to stop shaking and had to sniff his nose in case of a nosebleed.
"You know him? Hold on." She held the phone in her hands as she turned to Kenshin. "Sir, what is your name?" "H-Himura Kenshin." The woman nodded as she went back to the phone. "Himura Kenshin. You know him? You do? You want me to send him up? Alright then. You're welcome, Lady Hokage." She then hung up the phone and got out a small piece of paper, and began to write on it. "Well, Mr. Himura, you're set up. Just follow these directions when you go up those set of stairs over there. After that, just knock on the big door." She leaned over the desk to give Kenshin the sheet of paper showing a bit of her cleavage.
(MS: (starts shaking as more drool comes out) AWRROOOOOOOOO!!!! (starts howling like a wolf))
(Jiraiya: (following MS's example))
"Uh, thank you." Kenshin managed to say as he grabbed the paper and walked off. He then rubbed his arm against his nose to check it, and found that there was a small streek of blood. Blushing, Kenshin went up the stairs, and looked at the piece of paper. He followed all of the directions exactly, and found himself at the large door. "Hmmm...better check if she wrote anything on the back." He thought as he turned it over. As soon as he did, however, he immediately had a huge blush cover his face due to what was written on the back.
Suki Hikari
(insert number here) (note: I don't want to have someone receive a million phonecalls asking for someone who doesn't exist)
call me
He immediately stuffed the small paper in his pocket and opened the door.
(both MS and Jiraiya notice the blazing-hot secretary was gone.......dangit T.T)
(MS: (looks at Jiraiya)..........)
(Jiraiya: (returns look)..........)
(MS:..........(suddenly brings out chainsaw again))
(Jiraiya: O.O (runs away) Crap!!!)
(MS: HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!! (runs after Jiraiya))
As soon as he did, however, he bumped into another woman, one that he knew. He looked down to see Shizune. "Oh, Shizune-chan, are you alright?" Kenshin asked as he held out his hand. Shizune looked up, and immediately got surprised with a blush on her face. "Oh, uh, um, K-Kenshin-san!! Sorry about that. Should've looked where I was going." She said. "Don't worry. It's this one's fault as well for not looking." He then grabbed Shizune's arm and hoisted her up. She got up and smiled shyly as she looked down. "T-thank you, Kenshin-san. Sorry, but I have to go. Big meeting." She said. "Sure thing. I've got to see Lady Tsunade anyway." Kenshin said.
Shizune nodded, and ran around the corner, heading to her next assignment. After that, Kenshin went through the door to see Lady Tsunade looking at him, smiling. "Hello, Kenshin-san. What can I do for you?" Kenshin slightly bowed in respect. "Well, Lady Hokage. I was hoping for 2 favors." Tsunade looked at him questionably. "That depends: What are they?" Kenshin straightened up before explaining, "Well, the first favor is to take Uzumaki Naruto and Hyuga Hinata as my students." Tsunade looked at him questionably. "May I ask why?"
"Well, as far as I can tell, I'm the only one who knows my fighting style, and these two seem very eligible for my teaching." Tsunade thought for a moment. "Well, Kakashi has been neglecting Naruto for a while so that he could train the Uchiha." She said with slight venom. Granted, she knew he was the last acceptible Uchiha in his clan, and that he needed to be trained, but he does not need 100% of the teacher's attention. "Very well, you have my permission. Now what's the next request?" Tsunade asked.
"This one would like to request for a home in the village." Kenshin stated. Tsunade thought for a moment. "Well, there is an available apartment in near Naruto's home, but you will have to find a way to pay for everything." She stated. Kenshin smiled at that. "Already thought of that. This one applied for a job at a dango shop near the apartment complex. They seemed to accept this one." He said. Tsunade smiled at the thought of everything being in order as she took out some forms and began writing on them. "Very well, Mr. Himura. From what I can tell, you're all checked out. All you have to do now is sign these forms, the first for having Naruto and Hinata as students, and the next as custody of your new apartment." Kenshin quickly signed and gave them to the Hokage. "Very well, now you may leave."
"But, Miss Hoka-"
"NOW!!!"
She then quickly pushed Kenshin out of the room. Kenshin could have sworn he heard over twenty locks from behind the door. Shrugging it off, he went down the stairs to the lobby. Inside the office, Tsunade quickly put what looked like twenty locks on the door. As soon as she does, she quickly rushes behind her desk, taps on it in a sort of tune, and a small compartment is opened. From the compartment, she pulls out several sake bottles. "Ah, sweet alcolhol. Come to mama!!" She then quickly took off the top and took a big swig as she giggled in her chair.
(MS: (glares at Tsunade))
(Tsunade: What?))
(MS: Drinking's bad for you, you know)
(Tsunade: Yeah, so is everything else on this planet. (takes another swig))
(MS: -_-;)
(note: Yes, i'm against drinking. Sue me. And if you're gonna ask, I have my reasons)
We go back to Kenshin as he is shown going out of the building (nervously going by Suki), and went out of the tower. As he was walking, he was once again reunited by Shizune. "Ah! Shizune-san. How was the meeting?" Kenshin asked. Shizune got a bit nervous near him. "It was, uh, very well. Unfortunately, Tsunade quickly told me afterwards from her intercom to pick her up a few bottles of sake." Shizune said as she motioned the bag in her hands. "But, is she allo--"
"You can do several surprising things as a Hokage."
"Oh. Well, sorry for that."
"It's allri-AAIIEEEGGHH!!!!" As Shizune was walking through, she slipped on the floor as the janitor carelessly forgot to put up a 'Caution: Wet floor' sign. "Shizune-san! Are you alright?!" Kenshin asked. Shizune sat up as she looked at her leg. "Yeah, I just have a bit of a sprained ankle." She was about to use her healing techniques to heal her before she heard Kenshin say,"Hold on, let this one get you to the infirmery." Shizune froze with a cherry-red face as she looked at him. "Y-you'd do that?" she asked. "But of course. Well, you probably won't be able to get there with even one leg to be used." With that, he picked her up bridal-style as he headed for the infirmery, carefull to avoid the broken sake bottles and slippery alcolhol on the ground.
"I thought she could heal hersel--THWACK!!" The guy who was saying that was suddenly knocked to the ground with a kunai by him. As Shizune was hearing the person, she quickly pulled out a kunai from her pouch and threw it at the person under her to avoid Kenshin's sight. Lucky for the random person, Shizune forgot to sharpen her blades, so they were blunt. Still, he was left with a small gash on the side of his head. Shizune was then carried away by Kenshin with a glare from Suki.
--------------------------------------------------
MS: Alright, next chapter done!!
Jiraiya: Even though it took you over 3 months.
MS: Shut up.
Jiraiya: Bu--
MS: (pulls out axe) Choppy choppy.
Jiraiya: Augh!! (runs away)
MS: (throws axe) Well, people, sorry for the long wait. What can I say, I've been living in summer. Well, hopefully the next chapter won't take long. R&R!!