Entry 36
Guess what?
Tobi broke us out.
He brought the rest of the Akatsuki with him, which requires me to put an eye-patch over my Rin'negan eye, and change both my name and my hair style.
I'm 'Harcha Diamau' for now, an anagram of 'Uchiha Madara'.
The others are suspicious of me, but that's reasonable. They didn't know anything about me except for my name.
"Don't worry!" Tobi chirped happily, "Tobi and Diamau-san are friends!"
And it was then I gleefully realized: I don't have to o the Tobi act anymore!
It would take a while for the Akatsuki to get used to my prescence, but I've got time. Lots of it,
Entry 37
"You seem kinda familiar, un." Deidara remarked in the brat's house.
I laughed nervously, "maybe you seen me somewhere in the Bingo Book?"
"Could be, un," he shrugged, and left it like that.
Whew.
Entry 38
There was an emergency meeting. Not the Akatsuki, but the annual villain meeting a few weeks ago.
Problem is, we are in this world, so we can't go. But the meeting is mandatory.
Good thing we got those rings.
Ya see, Akatsuki rings are special. They can project a hologram of you t a place where a certain seal is placed. Kinda similar to the Hirashin.
So we can attend the meeting via holograms!
Last time there wasn't anything interesting, we just chatted and and drink a few bottles of alcohol.
You haven't seen us for real, yet.
Entry 39
The meeting's a few days away. Even though it's an emergency, we are to wait a few days.
It's so that people from universes that are further away (or just not as advanced in technology) could have the time to get there.
Us? We, using the rings, can get there instantly. So we still have three days left.
Entry 40
Two days left.
It's going to be on the 42nd entry.
Isn't that ironic?
Entry 41
One day left.
We told the brats that we would kill them if anything happens to us while we're in the meditative state.
As for why I found the number 42 funny?
Figure out the Answer yourself.
That's a hint, everyone.
Entry 42
The day has come!
We are sitting in a chair. Many are eying me curiously, trying to figure out if I'm a new member, the real Madara (besides Tobi), or Tobi with a clone.
It was Naraku who first spoke up.
"Everyone," he said, "I have called you all here today because of strange happenings near my corners of the world."
Light Yagami nodded, "Mine, too."
"We believe that a group of rogue villains are out to slay all the good guys in thr universe," Naraku continued, wrinkling his nose, "and believe it or not - they ars succeeding."
There are quiet murmurs in the room as many shifted, unsettled.
"We are not going to take this sitting down." Voldemort hissed.
"Ichigo Kurosaki is MINE to kill..." Aizen muttered.
"Pein, would Kyuubi be unable to be extracted from a dead body?" I asked.
He nodded, "If Uzumaki dies, then the Moon Eye Plan is useless."
I growled angrily, "They're dead."
"But how are going to locate them?" somebody asked from the crowd.
"I'm sure each universes has their own tricks." Aizen said lazily, "Who here can accomplish that?"
There are a few hands at this.
"We need to elect a leader as well," Blackbeard (the one from One Piece) said greedily.
"Oh, no you're not." I snapped. All heads turned towards me.
"I refuse to work under someone like you." I said curtly.
"Who do you think deserves to lead us, then?" Naraku asked.
"Someone charming," I pondered, "we are working together right now, so we can't have somebody who sends their minions to die all the time. But not somebody who works alone, or they wouldn't have the ability to rule an army. Someone responsible, intelligent, and unafraid of death." I concluded.
Many people frowned. My expectations are high, and I'm sure nobody in this room can match the criteria.
"In that case..." Naraku said slowly. "Diamau-san, I believe I knew who you are talking about."
"You do?!" I asked in disbelief. I'm not even referring to anyone!
"Yes, the obvious leader is..." what happens next made the Akatsuki's and my jaws drop.
"Uchiha Madara." Naraku said, placing a hand on Tobi's shoulder.