Dear Poland,
...
Um.
No thank you to the skirts. I'm wondering how you knew my size, however.
Don't paint Russia's house, are you crazy? He's a really scary guy a-and you don't want to mess with him. Stay out of his way, Poland, unless you want to get hurt.
-sigh- You know, reaching over to get a remote isn't that difficult. You remind me of Mr. America sometimes. But I'm on my way, because knowing you, you'll manage to throw a tantrum through a letter...
Lithuania
(Psst~ LietPol is like my OTP, so... -sly grin- I don't mind if you imply anything, as you've done already xD Liet can be in denial is all~)
Dear Lithuania,
YAY! I, like, knew you'd come you always do you're so totally awesome and that paluszki you bring I'll totally share with you as a reward. About Russia's house though I could, like, totally put jets on my place and, like, fly it over and whomp his house, like, SMASH! That'd be so totally rad haha, I beat Germany a while ago I, like, think I can take Russia but my show is totally on so doing that might make me miss it…not worth it. Oh! And the skirt thing I, like, totally know all your sizes Liet, you forget so totally quick. I'm still wearing the skirt though I, like, totally like modeling for you I'll turn on the a/c though 'cause I, like, noticed that you always get totally red in the face and sweaty. You're, like, a guest if you're hot then say something you're, like, too polite. :/
Sincerely,
Poland.
A/N: Heh, heh, I love innuendoes you're decidedly fun atramentaceous I hope we don't have to bump up the rating though lol