The three of them got on to the plane and were exhauster from the fun time they haved overseas. It was a long flight to Cali so they had a lot of down time. They slept through their first flight to Germany to switch planes They were wide awak at this pint ecept montel so they made the conversations "But u get to fly in jetz!" say Jeri spanger but maury rebattled "Wat u talk about u fat nerd Modern warfer 3 ganna be 2 much beeter... it shows world war 3!~! batelfeld just show dumb solider fight in regular place that seem likely and realistic." at this montel peeked under he shut eyelid at maruy and gabe he a ebil glare. "oops i mean smart soldier in regular place that seems more realistic than russian invasion." at this montel close he eye again in contentment.
"fuk mw3 no 1 cares anymore man its just gonna be a bunch of fat sweaty 15 year old hot pocket eating nerds and perhaps some fat mechanics with nice computers running around with marathon perk and some sort of akimbo weapon or nub tub... gay perks half of them are not realistic like remember commando pro? no fall down damage? so fall from 1k feet high and u live o thats realistic.. so much for realistic shooter. And before u even say it... sure you couldnt go prone in bc2 but you can in BF3 so F OFF." say sporinger with fanboy fury. "i dont care what u sayin man getin nukes was wwesome and doing 360 no scope across map of derailed using intervention and then switch to g18 akimo when nerds got 2 close so i had to bust a cap" and jerry just gave him a face of disgust and then remembered reading something "o well guess what no nukes in mw3 so cry about it nerd"
"i dont care w/e its still gonna be better than ur gay game i mean my map size is gonna be 1/3 of your map size meaning less players in a match cause in a real batel field not more than 16 players oops i mean soldiers in an area and i dont get to control my killstreaks because im too sweaty and cant for a second take my mind off quickscoping people and throwing knives and hatcchets cause thats what soldiers really do in a battle field and then they throw their tactical insertion cause they want to stay behind enemy lines if they die so they can respawn and spawn kill cause there are respawn points in RL. In addition if im getting shot at my character doesnt get scared cause every soldier u play as is a bad ass and doesnt get that gay realism effect of supression and using perks i can run for infinisty or get anyweapon i need at any point on the field using one man army cause thats what i would do if i were soldier. Plus bf3 doesnt have killstreaks which = bad game so idgaf." Banter maury and Springer just ignore all this cause he knew better than to talk to a fanboy about this. Being a diplomatic guy springer then say " Well at least the campaign for mw3 might be decent i might play for that case though i havent played trhu the story of the first 2"
"Wot" say maury. "You haven't played modern warfer too yet? I always see you on Bad company 2.. The story is so cool... " quesadilla maury "yo... I didn not play mw2.. can you catch me up on it?" ask springer. "Ok springer... I will do this... ahem... it was hot mornign to traneing camp of felix opfor base in nation of opfor were jospeh allen tranei to became sas optiv and was traening other ppl their like opfor member whom make write choice and became usa fighter! also in before them event..."(Chippy pp. 1, 2011) Maruy began to tell his story when all of the sudden the plane started shaking violently. "Uhh.. this is your captain speaking... Uhh... just some slight turbulence... nothing to be Uhhh... Alarmed about." and then the shaking stopped and then maruy began to tolled his tale again but then the shaking became more violent! And all of sudder the plane of existence got torned in half! and people started falling out and were sad and crying and shit cause they are fooking poosies or something. And the three frined were alerted and wished they had gay AC with them to teleport them out of this mess but he not there cause he 2 busy suking of gya solder cok so gudfieght.
So everyone became falling down to ground from sky at fast rate. Springer was not worried because he could probably be saaved by steve wilkers but he duno if he can saved he friends. Then in a flash the three were swooped out of the sky by a prickly fleshy entity and only the three were saved and the rest of the people died so also goodfight. They seemed to have landed in a city unfamiliar to them. When the 3 looked they wanted to know to who they owed their graytitdude. They saw a tall somewhat portly man in a dark cloak and a protruding chin... This could only mean one person.. Jay. Leno. "Wow Jay leno thank you so much for saving of our lives" say Maury breathing heavily cause he hyperchondriac jew and he scared easy. "How did you know to save us?" say jerry and montel just stare at the man cause black people are always ungrateful when you do something for them like hold the door open for them when entering a store and they dont even say thank you, they just expect it kinda like how they no say thank you for end of slavery, bery ungrateful. Jay leno slowly looked up at the 2 grateful men and 1 ungrateful black guy and say nothing. In a second he threw off his cloak to the side and it floated in the wind in slow motion just like in japanese anime. What the 3 saw was not Jay Leno... but at the same time... it was... He was wearing a suit like usual but he skin was very pale and his eyes were all completely jet black with no pupils, He seemed like a rabid beast in a suit. The 3 were repulsed by he appearance and then without warning his chin went lunging at them! Montel was quick to dodge and wilkers protected jerry and mary. "What the hell man you just save us now u try to kill us? wtf" Leno just let out a loud high pitch screech and conitnued to attack them but focused his efforts on montel. Leno kept lunging his chin at him while montel deftly dodged the cleft. It was clear, howeber, that montel was having a hard time keeping up. he was sweating but still able to dodge the attacks, barely. Jerry saw this and took an open opportunity to attack. ORAAAAA say jerry as he swong at the stationary leno moving his chin attacking montel like a flopping nooding, but yet also firm, kinda like "Al Dente" pasta, cooked just enough not to be too soft or too firm. Leno saw this and moved his chin like lighting and slap jerry across the map oops i mean across the city and jerry stand was able to block but there was a loud crack and he was sent flying. Maury went after him to help him cause they butt buddies or something.
Leno resumed his attack on montel. Montel, breathing heavy decided it was time to counter attack. He jumped on top of the chin and started to run toward leno's face! While running the 100 or so meters across his chin running so fast that leno cant shake him off, Montel thought of American things like McDonalds, Wal-mart, Monday night football, and big breasted soccer moms. Montel ran and lunged a Fully charged falcon punch at Leno which sent a shockwave from the resulting force which destroyed some of the road, sidewalks and even cracked a few skyscrapers. It seemed that, Leno, made no effort to dodge. When the smoke settled from such a flamboyant punch, all that remained was montel's fist on Leno's face and Leno was... unphased. He made no attempt to block and let out a loud heaving laugh. "Got you" he said as wrapped his chin around montel and he was unable to move despite all he efforts. Then Leno took out a large syringe from his pocket and injected a yellow viscous fluid into montel's neck and then released him. Montel felt no immediate effects and took the opportunity of being close up to get some inside punches. Montel threw them as fast as he knew how making sure every punch landed... but what fuck...? Leno kept dodging each punch at light speed! every punch that montel threw would only hit an afterimage and Leno finally appeared behind montel and as he looked behind him saw his chin coming right at him smacking him and sending him flying into a building which he passed right through into 3 more buildings before stopping. All the buildings collapsed, including the one montel was in. Montel... lying under a pile of rubble was bleeding severely and coughing up blood. He clung on to life by recalling his duties. "We must...Support..." montel says gasping for air... "I must support..." montel says feeling slightly more invigorated and tries to push off the 1 ton rubble off his body. It starts to move but then it collapses. Montel, unable to go on, stretches out his hand and then lets it down... with an American flag falling from his hand. Everything goes black for Montel. "It's all over" he say. After a minute the Prince Adam oops i mean Barney oops i mean rubble is lifted off montel and someone grabs his hand. Montel open he eyes and see many lights on a human figure, as iff he were a christmas tree. He helped him to he feet and saw it was Conan O'Brien, clad in... ipad and smart phone armor? Conan picked up montel and flew him to a nearby sidewalk. Conan went to face Jay leno and Leno's face lit up with fear. Leno could feel the power emananting form Conan. And then in a weasly voice "That's... impossible... No one has a power level that high! Not even Lord Oprah's right hand! You're half as strong as Lord Oprah!" say Leno "You're right... No one in this time does. I'm going to enjoy this." and suddenly Leno's demeanor changed. " Y-y-y-you know i didn't mean it right? It was only business Conan, I swear! I am carrying out Lord Oprah's will!" Said leno in his usually squeaky and groveling voice "That's not what I'm talking about. You know what I mean. Don't try to weasel out of it." Answer Conan sternly. "Look Conan, they gave you 33 million so I can take over the tonight show. You got compensated! It's not my fault! It's NBC's fault!" say Leno. "Hmph... NBC... that's a name I haven't heard in awhile. I've already dealt with them long ago and have claimed that company for TBS... but I guess that hasn't happened here in this time yet...At any rate... I've been waiting too long for this." say Conan and then, in a concerted flash from all the devices strapped to him blinded Leno and Conan grew and extended his beard. When Leno's eyes acclimated everything he saw started slanting until he could only see the ground and then nothing. In front of conan was a pair of disembodied legs and a diagonal section of a torso with the other part on the floor. In an instant, the greatest enemy Montel has ever faced has been slain. Conan reveled in his victory over his nemesis and went and gathered maury and jerry and put them next to montel. Montel looked up and asked... "What are you?..." Conan responded.. "Me?... I'm Conan O'brien" and puts on stunner shades and put a strobe effect app on all his smartphones and ipods.
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The warning from David Letterman has become a reality. Montel Williams, broken and defeated by the insidious talk show host Leno, owes his life to Conan O'brien, a strange warrior from the future. With immense power he was able to slay his opponent with little effort. Though this help could not have come at a better time, he is only half the strength of the evil Lord Oprah. Will this new warrior be able to help montel overcome his challenge? Will montel live despite his injuries and the injection of the strange liquid form Leno? Will Maury learn to fight and not be useless? Only time will tell... Next Time On MONTEL'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE!