"So then what?"
"So, then apparently she kisses him and says 'Is breá liom tú, Montgomery Scott.'"
"What the hell does that mean?" asked Jim Kirk exasperatedly.
"It means 'I love you' in Gaelic," explained Uhura. When the captain just looked more confused, she rolled her eyes and added: "Old Scottish language."
"I knew it! I knew I could do it!" Jim grinned, punching the air.
"Well, it worked, but in a very haphazard way that lost me precious hours of sleep a fair few times," growled Bones.
"OK, yeah, but they're together!"
"And sickeningly happy, yes," added Chekov.
"Just reminds you that you're gonna be forever alone, right?" Sulu teased him.
"Oh, shut up."
Jim beckoned Uhura over. "So now I've been proven as a brilliant matchmaker..."
"Oh no..."
"I was thinking I could do it again."
"OK. One – you are a terrible matchmaker. Two- who are you gonna match make for?"
Jim grinned evilly. "I was thinking Chekov could do with a girlfriend..."
"Oh, good God."
