A/N: Guess who's back back, back, back again. The Avengers Go To Disney World is back tell a friend! Ahem well I'm back after like a year or more hiatus. Well I kind of forgot about this for awhile but I was reminded thanks to my viewing of Thor: The Dark World! Which was so awesome by the way. So yeah I remember how much fun I had writing this and now I'm taking time off school so I have time to write! Yay! Still expect updates once a week, on Sundays. I know today is Monday, well technically Tuesday, but I'm going to try to update for you guys on Sundays. So obviously this will still take place right after the events of the Avengers, shhhh Iron Man 3, Thor 2 and even Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. didn't happen yet. Thank you to all of my lovely reviewers. Hopefully I can get some of my old fans back and gain some new ones! And hopefully you guys like this chapter as much as the others! So without further ado here is the promised bonus chapter of The Avengers and Loki watching The Lion King.
Disclaimer: Remember I own nothing, except possibly the idea of the Avengers going to Disney World. I might not even own that. So yeah please don't sue and enjoy.
They finished up their day at Animal Kingdom with dinner at Rainforest Cafe, and this seemed to be the most torturous event of the day for Loki. This place was loud. What with all the children laughing and all of the grown men shouting about how in awe they were of the restaurant, oh no wait that was just Thor. The Avengers had to get Thor to quiet down because he was scaring the children. But it wasn't just human/Asgardian noises that Loki was hearing, there were animal noises, and as he looked around he saw that the animals weren't even caged in! It was like Kiliminjaro Safaris and Dinosaur all over again, except worse because they were in no vehicle they could escape in! There was a leopard hiding in the bushes, a gorilla pounding on his chest making noises like Hulk does, and many other horrid animals. Loki couldn't take it anymore, he tried to escape but Stark and Rogers kept him from getting away. Worst of all they were seated next to the scary gorilla.
Steve took a walk around the restaurant with Bruce. Steve was so amazed at everything, he especially liked the tank full of all different kinds of fish. After Bruce took pictures, they both returned to the table.
A waitress came by to take their orders and Thor was pretty excited about his order.
"What is this? Raging Thunder Buffalo Wings? This is the perfect feast for me! What else for the God of Thunder?" Thor exclaimed.
The waitress looked at him weird and continued to take everyone else's orders.
Everyone else had an assortment of different things like Tuscan chicken, Macademia crusted tilapia, BBQ bacon cheeseburger, and many other yummy foods. Loki was surprised at how delicious his order of a Volcanic Cobb salad was. Of course he chose it in hopes that somehow it would be some type of volcanic structure and blow up all of Disney World, but he wasn't all so disappointed that it didn't. He didn't want such a good restaurant to be blown up. He thought of how he'd like to have this type of establishment in Asgard, without all of the scary animals that is, just really for the food. Turns out this wasn't the most torturous event of the day for Loki. Everyone else was enjoying their food except Thor.
"What's wrong Thor, buddy?" Stark asked.
"'Tis not cooked right. I thought it would be struck by lightning and cooked that way. That's okay I shall take it outside and cook it well." Thor said, and before anyone could stop him he was mustering up a storm outside that set off severe storm warnings in ALL of Florida.
Rain, thunder, and wind was all whirling about outside. People flocked inside of stores and restaurants. Then the lightning strike came and zapped Thor's wings. Then the storm was over and Thor came in happily.
"'Tis cooked perfectly now. Come friends, we feast!" Thor exclaimed sitting back down.
After dinner they all piled into Thor and Loki's hotel room to watch The Lion King. They skipped the previews and went straight to the movie. The opening scene and the familiar African music started playing.
"Is this like the lion show we saw earlier?" Thor asked.
"Yep! It's the full-out movie version of it." Banner replied.
Thor commented on how cute the cub was and how much he liked lions. He really wanted a lion pet. Loki was so far unimpressed of the movie. The scene changed to a lion squishing a mouse. Loki soon realized that it was the lion character he liked from the play earlier. He liked the character even more now, he'd like to squish those horrid mice creatures on that sign he saw when they first came to Disney World. All of the Avengers laughed at the line that Zazu made about making Scar into a very handsome throw rug.
"If only Loki were a lion so we could make him into a throw rug, that way we would've never had to come to Disney World," Natasha whispered to Clint, and they started giggling.
The scene changed to Rafiki in his tree.
"The monkey talks funny, I like him." Thor said, munching away at some popcorn. Loki just rolled his eyes, he wanted to see Scar again, he could care less about some weirdo monkey.
Mufasa was teaching Simba about the world and how Simba was to be king and Thor recalled on how his father used to have one-on-one talks with him all the time.
"Wait, Father used to have one-on-one conversations with you? I never had that! Not fair!" Loki exclaimed.
"Hey guys turn it up it's Loki's theme song!" Banner exclaimed when "I Just Can't Wait To Be King" started playing.
They all laughed, except Loki.
"Haha too bad you'll never be king!" Stark taunted Loki.
Loki sniffed a bit and looked like he was about to cry. Thor noticed this and offered Loki some popcorn in hopes that it would cheer him up. Loki scoffed at this and threw Thor's popcorn on the ground.
"I don't want any of your stupid popcorn! And I don't want anymore of this stupid Disney World! I just wan't to be king!" Loki shouted, running out of the hotel room and slamming the door like an angsty teenager would.
"Come on Tony! You didn't have to taunt him like that! Now who knows what he's going to do!" Cap said.
Thor ran out to retrieve his brother, thankfully Loki hadn't caused any damage. He was just sitting by a pop machine, sobbing and sucking his thumb. It was quite a pathetic sight. Thor managed to bring his brother back into the room and they continued with the movie.
Loki soon felt better when he got to see Scar perform "Be Prepared." He really liked this Scar, he felt like he could relate so well to him. Soon the scene came of Mufasa's death. Everyone shed at least a tear, but not Loki. No Loki watched in shock, and continued to have a blank expression on his face for the duration of the movie.
The Avengers all left for their hotel rooms and they told Thor that if there was any trouble to make sure to let them know.
Loki still had a blank expression on his face and Thor questioned him about it. Loki didn't care to respond and just fell asleep. Eventually Thor fell asleep too. Thor didn't know that Loki really wanted to express something to him. What is it, you ask? That no matter how much they fight, he still loves his brother, and would never kill him like Scar did to his.
A/N: Awwww see Loki does love his brother. As the great Tom Hiddleston said, "Thor and Loki love, hate and need each other." Awwww brotherly love. Don't forget to review guys! See ya next week in one of the other Disney parks! Can you guess which one it'll be? Virtual cookies for those who get it right!