Ok, here's the next one. It was worse than the Lucario and Meowstic, but it's done finally. Also, I added the suggesters because I forgot to.

This was suggested by Phoenix Champion.

Enjoy!

Normal shit… hate my life… hate this place… really hate everyone… eh, why fucking complain? My name is Okawa Mehua and… my job is an Aether scientist. Oh, and not the high class shit either, I'm an "assistant" which means I do all the low ass on the floor shit, you know, cleaning up messes, carrying things around, wanting to go and find Gladion and kill him because it'll increase my rank… I think. The usual around here.

I was in the lab, and thanks to some new shit, we had these ultra-beasts in here and, thanks to Lusamine's brilliant idea, a lot of the scientists were stuck studying the ultra-beasts. I was stuck watching the… Pherro…ro…soma? Pherrosoma? No, it's Pheromosa. Still, working with an Ultra beast is as bad as… as… battling that Ash kid. Yeah, there's a shitty comparison. Anyway, I had to watch this thing do whatever it does in this hope of… what, finding a new dimension? Please.

After an hour of staring at this thing, one of my co-workers appeared asking, "Hey Okawa, we're going on break, coming or what?"

I nodded, sealing the place and leaving to the outside cafeteria. There, everyone had food, Pokémon, friends, things I don't have, eh. Now, I decided to skip over lunch because it was the same boring shit.

On my way back to the glass cages, the same coworker appeared back as he was asked, "Hey Okawa, hopefully not a bad time?"

I shook my head, "What bad time? I'm only doing this fucking job until I get a better rank, or I die by one of those things."

"You do realize they're Pokémon, right?"

"Oh, and when did you become a Plasma? Get a set of balls so when the time comes you get killed by them, at least you died like a man. Now, unless there is something for you tell me…"

"Which I do. They're beginning to finally get some results from the Ultra Beasts so we don't have to watch them for too long."

"You sure?"

"Yes, now, I have to get over to the Buzzing area before one of them decides to bust down the doors."

He ran off as I still went strolling down this way. AAAAHHHH, I hate this. Once I got to the cage, I found a Pher… *checks name plate* Phermosa… what the fuck? It was standing there silently staring at me. Ok, besides looking creepy as hell, I just looked over the sensors and scanners seeing it looking completely normal and fine. Now, if there was a translator, that'd be great, but since we don't have one…

Two guards appeared in the room, "Out."

I asked, "Why?"

"Ms. Lusamine ordered translators and tesla Tasers for the cages."

"Ugh, fine, I'll leave."

Stupid asswipes. I left the room, once they left, I went back in. there was only three new buttons on the control as I assumed the first one was for the translator… or the Taser… or… something. Anyway, I pressed it and a light went on. It turned red… so was it going to explode or some stupid shit? Nothing, then I pressed the second button and mumbled, "Piece of crap."

Only for the day to end with that beast asking, "Crapyt?"

My mind was boggled by that as I then asked, stammering, "D-did you just… talk?"

"Talhk?"

"So the translators do work. Good, now I can get a better job."

Yes, I can finally get a better position than this. YES! I even did a little prance about the room. I went back to the control panel and asked the thing, "Well, seeing that I now can properly communicate with you, I'll be gladly threatening to do harsh punishments in the hope you give me what I need and get a higher rank from this shithole."

All the bug bitch… thing did was stare at me either in confusion… or the translator broke and I mumbled an endless trail of nonsense. I tried again making myself sound stupid, "Ok, either… yooou… teeell… meeeee… whaaat… yoooou… knoooow… ooooor… IIIIII… kiiiiill… yooooou… got it?"

The thing walked up and asked, "Whaht de did you say ou?"

Oh hell extra particles. I pretended to only listen to the English ones, "I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU IF YOU DON'T TELL ME SHIT!"

It just tilted its head, "Aehu Universe of Uhie is wher ya was from. Whaht would tor need?"

My eyes began to twitch as I had enough. I smiled, "I'll be right back."

I calmly walked out of the room, and then went running down the halls pissed as all hell! I ran to the weaponry room and there I found exactly what I needed… a nice rifle to blats a bullet through its head. I can say it tried to attack me and I had no choice but to kill it.

Skipping that, I got back to the room and… DAMMIT! The damn bug was gone. I looked through the screen and saw nothing. Welp, here goes nothing. I loaded in five bullets, unlocked the whole door from everything that bolted it down, and opened it.

Peeping my head in, there was nothing inside there from what I saw. In front of me as I walked, the ceiling was empty; the floor was empty… so how the f did this thing escape? AHHH!

I was side swiped to the floor and then a light kick to my head, OUCH! Then I heard the door close as I looked up and saw… no way… how…

I was picked up and then thrown across the room as the beast walked over and mumbled some kind of incoherent shit. I couldn't understand a fucking word… the translator. It was on the outside so whatever it said could be understood, for the most part, outside, but in here… I don't know anything. I got up and asked, "What do you want from…"

All I got was a kick to the stomach, feeling as if it got pierced, then crashed on the floor as then I heard something I COULD understand, "Who are you?"

Demanding, sure, but I looked up with that thing crossing it's arms as it can somehow speak English for once. I began to stand up, only to get kicked down again as it grabbed the back of my head and demanded, "Who are you?"

I answered, not wanting to die to this thing, "Okawa… Mehu…a"

It dropped my head, "Why do you want… to kill me?"

I answered again, "Because we need… information on… your species… and where you are from."

"No."

It took my rifle and threw it on the opposite side of the room. I got up and tried to fight, but the thing wanted me down. I asked, "Is this necessary?"

It tilted its head and then kicked me again, but afterwards, it walked away and then just stood there against the wall. As I struggled to get up, it asked, "Humans have treated us as experiments. Why should I obey?"

Oh, this revolting shit aye? I told her, "Because we got the tech to kick your ass!"

A swift kick in my face! FUCK! That hurt like hell! I just rubbed it as the bitch, I think judging by the voice, was still there. The speed must be ridiculous on these bastards, but I got only one escape, no weapon, and a bitch in my way. Great life for me right? I asked, "Fine, what the hell will it take to get through you?"

It walked over and just looked me over as then the bug type answered, "I want to get out."

"Let's pretend I agree, then what?"

"I want to return to…"

"And that's where I cut the deal because… there's no way you'll get back without Aether's bullshit and I'm pretty sure we can't use anyone else's. If you want out, fine, I can do that."

The bug just looked at me as I asked, "What? Got bullshit up my nose? I'll let you go as soon as I can get to that door there."

Wait, maybe I… yes! I checked my belt to see if I still had that Mball of mine, and I did. I asked, "I have a better idea, but it requires your full support."

I lost it; I'm now negotiating with a fucking bug. However, she asked, "What?"

"I'll let you come with me and nobody will find you, but you'll do as I say."

She titled her head again, "No."

Fuck. But then said, "If I stay to you, we do what we need."

Aaaaand, I'm ruined for life… I think. She continued, but pinned me to the wall, "It requires a connection of bondage."

Bondage?! You mean like fucking the thing?! Or just drilling something into my head like a tube like some REGULAR bug types. Of course, I was fucked seeing that she just ripped off my lab clothes, my pants, and… now she ripped off my underwear. She asked, "Why do humans wear this much cloth?"

I answered, not giving a care, "Because we do. Now, that you ruined my clothes, what the hell are you… hey, hey, hey, HELP!"

She knocked me down onto the floor as the bitch jumped on and… SHIT! I felt that! Her vagina, or whatever, slammed right down onto my dick and now I just lost my virginity... to a fucking other universal experiment… thing! She bobbed as I felt the inside of her, weird as hell and tight I should also add. But when you're fucking a living stick, don't you think it'd be this tight?!

As she kept on riding me, I tried to find a way how to either gain the dominance, or fake it and get away. But before I did anything, she started to go faster… and faster… and faster until I was feeling this continuous sensation through my body. I told her, "S-slow down you damn bug tyyyyyyyyYYY!"

I came into the stick-bug-type-thing as I was damn exhausted. Was it satisfied? Fuck no of course. It started up again and kept this up for almost 40 minutes… um, well, I couldn't really tell since I left my watch in my pants… and my pants were in tatters on the other side of the room. It kept its insanely fast pace up several times in speed and I thought that my dick would explode during half of them. And to finish it up, I was on the floor feeling like a dead man after getting fucked by a twig, then once I was down, the bug said, "Now we are one, I can stay with you."

I hate my life. I hate it right now… so… much. But, since I had the chance, I… pants, right. I got up slowly, slowly crouched to my pants, pulled out a masterball, and…

I threw it at the fucking bitch and caught her in one shot. HA, who's the pain in my ass now? Well, it'd be both of us honestly. On the bright side… no more of this watching a fermenting rose now.

(A month later)

I fucking hate my life. I let her out and… what do I get? I get, kicked, beaten, and then she barely apologizes… and rapes me. For the first week, this was a standard schedule. Now, she's more calm, collected, and her name is something I could never say without insulting her leg size. I'm not gonna bother the rest of telling what happened. Basically, we're stuck together, I got fired from Aether, I work as a cashier, and, to top it the fuck off, she wants to go out with me. In terms of… dammit, how do I say her name? Uh, Syri...teklsishur? No, no, uh… it's some complicated name, uh… let's call her Syri for now. Anyway, in terms of Syri walking around in public in broad daylight, which I will say in reality we walk at night, are you out of your fucking mind?

Ok, I hate every one of you assholes, goodbye! NOT!

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