Chibi vamp-chan: Finally this chapter is posted! It was actually fun to write but the next chapter is SO much funnier. Well read and enjoy. :D

Matsuri: Chibi Vamp-Chan

Tenten: Does

Temari: Not

Tobi: Own

Sasori: Naruto

Deidara: Or

Kisami: Any

Hinata: Of

Naruto: The

Ino: Characters

Neji: In

Itachi: any

Sasuke: possible

Garaa: way!

Shikamaru: Sorry Sakura.

Sakura: --Sobs—

'Thinking'

"Inner sakura"

Shikamaru's 'Little' Cottage House.

"Whoa." Sakura mouthed speechless, as she looked up at Shikamaru's 'little' cottage house.

"I thought you were a poor kid with a scholarship?" Sasuke questioned.

Shikamaru glared at Sasuke. "That's not very nice. You can sleep outside."

Sasuke just ignored him and said. "Hn."



'Back to his moody self.' Sakura thought.

'Of course!' Inner-Sakura grinned.

"Let's get inside, no need to stair in awe out here." Matsuri said, motioning Shikamaru to open the doors. The said boy did as he was told, but before opening the door made a request.

"Everyone must stay in the following rooms; Kitchen, living room, and the bathroom. Were entering into the kitchen, which has two doors connected to it. One to the living room and the other to the bathroom. I'd appreciate it, and demand that you guys do not enter any their room. Okay?"Shikamaru was completely serious. He didn't open the door until he heard enough people mumble sure and okay's.

The sixteen people entered the kitchen. It was quite large, and had a table in the middle that could have fifteen people sitting at it.

"Wow, Shika, this is cool." Ino said, ending the silence.

"Yeah, it reminds me of a miniature version of my home." Tobi said while laughing.

"Yeah yeah, follow me to the living room." Shikamaru led them to the designated room then continued. "I'll go get pull out beds and sheets from the closet."

"Okay." Matsuri said, while her, Ino, Tenten, and Temari, Sat down on the eight seater couch. It was one of those corner ones that have for seats, then one seat in the corner and for seats on the other side. (A/N: I know that adds up to nine, but no one can fit in the corner space.)

"Such rude girls." Neji said."Shouldn't you wait to be asked to sit down before being seated?"

Hinata giggled at her cousin's idea.

"Am I wrong?" Neji asked her.

"Of course you right neji." Hinata explained. "It's just that you don't follow these rules so why would you expect them to?"

"Damn straight!" Ino yelled.

"Hell yeah." Tenten agreed.

"Ugh, yeah what they said." Temari mumbled.

"I'm sorry." Matsuri announced while rising from the couch, and stepping towards sakura. Just then Shikamru entered the living room with two portable beds, six sleeping bags in various colors, 3 tents, also in various colors, and a whole lot of covers.

"Care to help?" he asked randomly. "If you want something call it now."

"Can I have one of the portable beds?" Ino asked.



"Sure," Shikamaru said handing it too her along with and dark purple Sheets, and a matching cover and pillow. "Here you go."

"Can I also have a bed?" Hinata asked.

"Mhmm." Shikamaru handed her the same things as Ino except hers were dark blue.

Kisami got a light blue sleeping bag and pillow.

Tobi received an orange sleeping bag and pillow.

Deidara got a yellow sleeping bag and pillow with white polka dots.

Sasori got a matching set of deidaras except in maroon.

Finally Itachi and Sasuke got the last two black sleeping bags.

"Me and Tenten can share a tent, that way we won't be hogging all of the space." Matsuri suggested in a way that was supposed to be kind, but the way she said it sounded rude.

"Yeah, I'm cool with that." Tenten added.

"Okay, if you guys are sure." Shikamaru said tossing them Light purple and light red (a/n: I mean light red, not pink.) Covers and pillows along with their black tent.

"Me and Garaa can do the same." Temari suggested.

"Never, I'd rather sleep outside." Garaa said. After a couple of silence minutes he agreed. "Fine whatever." He grabbed his bright red set from shikamaru and grabbed one of the tents. Temari also took a brown set from our dear considerate shikamaru.

"Who's going to sleep in the last tent?"Neji asked. None of the other three who had not been given a bed said anything. "Okay well I guess I could." Neji grabbed the last tent and light brown covers from shikamaru.

"That leaves us three in a two person couch." Naruto said. "How will this turn out?" He said wrinkling his nose and asking the kids that were tucked into their comfy beds.

"I'll sleep on the floor." Shikamaru said setting his Green bed up.

"You totally ruined my suspense!" Naruto yelled, while making his half of the couch with orange and yellow striped sheets.

Sakura set up her side quite nicely with her pink set. She sat down, continuing her silence.

"Ughm is it just me or did he color code us?" Deidara mentioned, realizing the colored sets given out to each person.



"WOW! Your right it's almost like how you stole my hair!" Ino said sarcastically. She earned herself a bitter glare from deidara.

"Actually he's right." Shikamaru answered.

"Wait you gave me red." Garaa mumbled. "Why not black?" He wondered out loud. It was a simple answer that shikamaru refused to answer. The reason he got red was because of his hair.

"Ughm, guys, I'm hungry."Tenten mentioned.

"Then go make food, you stupid girl." Neji said.

"Neji that wasn't nice!" Hinata said while dragging Temari, tenten and matsuri to the kitchen to begin cooking.

"Hey why wasn't I chosen?" Ino asked.

"You can't cook very good, besides you should stay with Sakura." Temari yelled form the kitchen. Tobi and sasori followed the ladies to the kitchen, hoping to get a snack of some sort.

Deidara and Ino somehow got into a fight about who did their hair first. Of course deidaras argument was strong.

"I was born before you." He said.

"I had style before you!" Ino replied.

They continued this silly fighting for quite a while.

Neji had joined the girls in the kitchen, he wanted t place a food order, which just got him into a fight with Tenten. Naruto joined hoping to be able to talk to hinata, even though the kitchen was getting a little crowded.

"Hey sakura why are you so quiet?" Itachi asked.

Sakura shrugged her shoulders in response.

"He's right you are being quiet. What's up?"Garaa asked.

"hn." Sakura momentarily stole sasukes word.

"Weird. Hey ino what's wrong with sakura?" Sasuke asked.

"Why don't you ask her yourself, sir annoyance?" Ino replied. She walked towards sakura and did some hand motions. Sakura replied with similar motions.

"I think they're using a secret language." Shikamaru answered everyone's confused looks.

Then ino stopped and said. "Tsuj esuaceb fo taht. Woh yllis!" (A/N: read it backwards)

After a long pause of sakuras pouty face and numerous hand gestures even a couple they could understand, Sakura spoke.

"Whatever I don't like Cottages." She mumbled.

"What a baby you are!" Inner Sakura said happily.



'Am not, if only I wasn't told scary stories when I was little.'

"Not all cottage owners lose their eyes you know."

'Sure they don't.'

"Sorry guys." Sakura said, cuddling under covers prepared to fall asleep.

"Hey don't go to sleep!" Itachi yelled while shaking sakura.

"She's scared that an old ghost farmer will come and chop all our eyes off, because she heard this story when she was little." Ino explained."It's a whole bunch of baloney brains, if you ask me."

"Again with the eyes." Naruto said shaking his head. He had entered the room while ino was explaining the situation. "Sakura those stories only happen when your alone, or when you're the owner of the place."

"Your right." Sakura said rising from her cushiony happiness and walking with naruto to the kitchen.

"Oh my god, she just left us for naruto!" Ino gasped.

"Yupp that's life." Shikamaru said, walking into the kitchen followed by the rest of the group.

"EVERYONE SIT DOWN!" Tenten yelled. Everyone did as they were told and sat down, except for temari. They needed one more chair so that she could sit down. "Sakura, can you go get another chair, please?" Tenten began placing the multiple food down on the table.

"Ughm sure thing ten." Sakura said. She froze when she opened the door to the living room. "Ughm Shika-kun. You know where the chairs are can you go get one please?" Sakura asked.

"Yeah, yeah." He mumbled walking past sakura, who said "Be careful" As shikamaru went to pick up the chair. He came back succefully. Everyone sat down and began to eat.

It was silent. All you could hear was the chewing and gasping for air in between bites, form the sixteen people. After all the food was finished naruto ino shikamaru and sakura volunteered to clean up. Everyone else went to their beds and went to sleep. After all it was a very fulfilling meal.

"Okay naruto you give sakura the plate, sakura rubs soap on pate I rinse plate, and shikamaru dries plate and places it in the appropriate spot in the kitchen." Ino announced. When everyone was in there stations ino announced. "READY SET WASH!!" And so the group did. They finished quite quickly too. Naruto and ino were the first to leave the kitchen. Leaving sakura scared shitless that shikamaru would have to suddenly go to the bathroom or something.

"I promise I won't go anywhere." Shikamaru said, seeing sakuras uneasy face.

"Ha ha ha, Thanks smarty." Sakura said nervously.

They finally finished the last couple of dishes and went to the living room. Everyone else was asleep. Shikamaru had to stay seated. He couldn't go to sleep as long as sakura was awake. Eventually she finally fell asleep.

--Next Day--



Sakura woke up to a shin morning. It was almost as if she slept during the whole storm. Which by the way the whole group did. Sakura rose from her bed to see Itachi sitting on the other side of the couch. Sakura frowned. Everyone else was in a different room.

"Why are you here?" Sakura asked.

"I was told you can't be left alone or you'll get scared."

"Oh, right." Sakura mumbled to herself as she picked up her bed sheet and folded them all neatly. Naruto ran in grabbed the sheets and ran out.

"Why is he in a hurry?" Sakura asked.

"So know you want to talk to me?" Itachi asked.

"You know what I meant."

"He wants to leave earlier, which would be a good idea because maybe you don't remember but Orochimaru was pretty pissed Friday and assigned a stupid project for our class."

"Ohh, that sucks! But at least it's a group project right so who are we with? Me, you, kisami?"

"Ah, no. it's a single person project."Itachi answered smiling that sakura wanted to spend more time with him.

"WHAT!" Sakuras jaw dropped. "NO WAY!"

"Yipp. Sorry." Itachi said.

Matsuri ran into the living room and grabbed sakura.

"Quick there's clothes we can change!!" She said pulling Sakura faster.

"Whoa, okay then… OMG!" Sakura stopped. "AHHH THAT'S ADORABLE!" Shikamaru quickly pushed the two girls in the bedroom and said."This is why I didn't want you exploring this house."

"But you're so cute! What were you five?" Sakura said remembering the picture she saw before she was rudely pushed by shikamaru.

"Whatever hurry up and change!" He said walking down to the living room, where all the boys had gathered.

The first girl to come down to the living room was Tenten. She was wearing light brown booty shorts with a dark brown tank top that fluffed out. She also wore long brown socks that reached about mid-thigh. She wore light brown sneaker, also.

The next girl was hinata, who wore a dress that from the top was light purple and shaded down to dark purple as it reached the bottom of the dress. The dress was spaghetti strapped and went down to above her knees. She has purple flip flops on as well.

The third girl to come down was matsuri who wore jean capries a white tank top and white flats with knee high light blue socks. It was a very cute outfit, but she couldn't help but feel embarrassed. Temari was also with matsuri. Temari also wore a dress but this was a plain black strapless summer dress, which stopped above her knees. She also had black boots they went up to underneath her knees.



Finally Ino came down wearing a yellow tube top and White shorts with a yellow belt, and white boots similar to Temaris Black ones.

"Sakura will be right down." Ino cheerfully announced.

She was right Sakura did come right down. Right down wearing Black booty shorts with pink spandex shorts underneath that reached about mid-thigh. The wore Pink boots that ended at about an inch above her ankle. The boots laces were Black, Similar to her black Tank top. She had Pink arm warmers that went from her thumb to her elbow.

Most the boys, oh what am I saying, ALL the boys thought she looked hot, although none would admit it; Plus they thought the other girls were hot.

"Well hinata!" Naruto said cheery."Lets head to the car!"

"Ha ha, S-sure N-narut-to" Hinata stuttered while blushing crazy red. Everyone followed the two towards the car. Ready for their amazing adventures to end. And for Sakura's all nighters, to Start.

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Did you like it?! I hope you did! I did an all nighters just to complete it! Well R&R Please.

Next chapter I am very excited about so don't worry will be posting it probably by next week. :) In joy.

-Anything you want to see just request. I can't guarantee it will be in the next chapter though because I have so many ideas for the next one.