Disclaimer: I own nothing.
And the quotes from the show I sneaked into last chapter are as follows: Bacon in the Soap and THE MOOSE HAS FAAAILED MEEEEEE!! Both of these quotes come from Invader Zim, so candy goes to PeridotSwan, who was the only one who got it (half) right. And so you know, there isn't actually a Prank Week in my school, either. But there should be. It would be epic. EPIC, I TELL YOU, EPIC!!
On another note, I just realized I never gave the answers on who said what in the Printer Fairy Omake. The whole thing was actually Master Hand snapping at Crazy Hand. So...yeah.
Warning: Reading this chapter could make you swear a blue streak if you know about the subject. And the fourth wall is broken...again.
On with the fic!
Pit hummed as he walked to English class. Mockingbird incident aside, he loved the class. He easily passed everything and not as many incidents happen in that class. And now he had a test to take, which he was sure to pass. He had spent five hours studying last night…
Dammit! I just lost The Game!
Pit jumped at the voice before he realized who it was.
"I kinda want to ask, but I kinda don't at the same time…" he said.
Go. Bite the bullet. Ask away. (Pause) I dare ya.
"…Okay…What the hell, AquaFlame?" he asked.
It's called The Game and it's something of a mind virus. The point is to not think about The Game. If you do, you lose and you have to announce it to everyone in range. Then you have a half-hour grace period to forget about The Game.
"That hardly makes sense," Pit said, tilting his head to the side.
(Sigh) That's what I thought when I was introduced to The Game. And since you know about it now, you're playing too. So get to your class and do whatever it is you're gonna do!
Pit's eyes widened at that.
"The test! I'm gonna be late!" he exclaimed, running off. As he did so, he couldn't help a feeling of dread start to spread.
…Oh, well. It was no big deal...right?
((YOUJUSTLOSTTHEGAME)
Pit bit into his pencil as he looked over the test. There was one question that caught him off guard and it was making him nervous. And when he gets nervous, he thinks of random things. The sexual Twinkie monologue (which got him an A-, by the way), The time Link put straws into his nostrils and pretended he was a walrus, The Game, the time when…
Palutena above! He thought when he realized what he had just thought about. I just lost The Game!
He sighed, remembering what he had to do. Do I really have to announce it?
He thought about how he should do it. Finally, he filled in a random bubble to answer the question (It was a scantron) and handed it in. He waited a few minutes, and then raised his hand.
"Something wrong, Pit?" Luigi asked. Pit stood up solemnly.
"Yes, I just wanted to announce that I just lost The Game," he announced, trying not to laugh. He sat down as he took in how the class reacted. One half of the room groaned and swore, realizing that Pit just made them lose, while the other half just blinked in confusion. Among this side was Peach, who (of course) had never heard such a random statement.
"What is Pit talking about?" she asked Ness, who had been one of the students to groan.
"It's called The Game. Everyone plays it and if you think about it, you lose and have to announce it," Ness said. Peach nodded, understanding it.
"So...I just lost?" she asked. Ness nodded and the subject was dropped as everyone finished the test.
This was Monday.
On Tuesday, Peach lost The Game and announced it to Roy. Roy gave her a questioning look, and then swore under his breath when he remembered.
On Wednesday, Roy lost and announced it to Link. Link immediately swore revenge on Roy.
On Thursday, Link lost and explained it to a very confused Takashi.
Finally it was Friday and Takashi was at Math class. As Wolf taught them some Mathematics crap that nobody really likes (1), Takashi's mind wandered. It wandered to the whole Printer Fairy business, the time Charizard got drunk with eggnog, The Game, the time when...
Dammit! he thought when he realized he lost. He dreaded having to announce it. Wolf had a very short tolerance for anything random.
Shakily, he raised his hand.
"What is it, Fujiwara?" Wolf growled. Takashi winced, imagining Wolf's anger.
"Um...can I go to the bathroom?" he asked. Wolf nodded and Takashi got the pass. As he walked out the door, he suddenly stopped.
"Oh...ANDYOUALLJUSTLOSTTHEGAME!" he said quickly, running out the door before anyone could stop him. Link, Pit, and Ness swore blue streaks, along with a vast majority of the class.
Wolf twitched when he realized what Takashi had just said. He had not lost The Game in nearly twenty years. And now, this...child made him lose! He did the one thing he would do at a time like this...
Somewhere else in the high school...
Ganondorf and Dedede heard a long, piercing howl. Ganondorf sighed.
"I suppose that's Wolf," he said. "I wonder what he's howling about now?"
The two heard bodiless snickering.
Dear diary: Mission accomplished.
Dedede could feel a migrane coming on.
"What are you up to, AquaFlame?" he asked.
Oh, nothing~! And by the way...you two just lost The Game!
"DAMMIT, AQUAFLAME!!!"
Notes:
(1) No offence if Math is your favorite subject. It's okay, but I've learned that the fine line between enjoyment and misery in any class is the teacher's personality. I have had some bad Math teachers in the past.
Hope you guys dont hate me too much for making you lose The Game. So...Review? No flames?