RVOS: She came, she answered, she left. Where did this writer go? We don't now, we might never know, but we know one thing, SHE'S BACK AND IS CONTINUING THIS SERIES FOR THE SAKE OF COMPLETION! Please welcome, Phoenix and GROJBAND!
*JOHN CENA THEME STARTS PLAYING AS GROJBAND WALK ON STAGE*
Corey: Hey guys! It's good to be back!
*AA is screaming in happiness*
Kin: Yep, good to see the rapid fangirls
Laney: Totally not going to regret this
Kon: Hey, where's Phoenix?
RVOS: Uh? Phoenix? Sweety? Come on out! This is a good time to come on out!
(A door suddenly appears on stage)
Corey: *points at door* Where did that come from?
*door slams open*
Phoenix: *in an emperor Kuzco voice* HAH! BOOM BABY!
Kin: EEP!
Phoenix: *goes to seat nonchalantly* Yep! I'm back and bigger and better and more annoying!
Laney: *mumbles* you can say that again*
Corey: Where did you go anyway?
Phoenix: I'll tell when people ask. NOW! Before this gets draggy, we better start answering questions, since it's been... um RVOS, how long?
RVOS: *checks laptop* Uh... ten months...
Kon: O-O Jez, is the fandom even still alive?
Phoenix: I dunno, but we must please the seven
RVOS: Six
Phoenix: Six followers of this show!
Laney: Are we going to regret this aren't we?
Phoenix: Probably since my humour has changed since March 2015. Now, to kick us off, from ChichiGuitarist123, first; besides Laney smashing your guitar, do you REALLY think she's a monster?
*silence*
Corey: Well, it has been months since that happen, and I didn't get over it, so, no I don't think she's a monster, actually I think that she's the nicest and cutest girl/dude/man I've ever met
Laney: Aw, thank you... HEY!
Phoenix: Heh, ah I miss this, second; Kon... what do you think... of, TRINA!?
RVOS: DUN DUN DUUUUNNN!
Phoenix: I thought we were going to have lightning?
RVOS: Well the budgeting did do a sky dive after to abandoned the show
Phoenix: HEY! I didn't abandon the show, also, Kon?
Kon: Oh uh... well, *whispers* do I have to say it here now?
Phoenix: *whispers* yes, yes you do
Kon: *sigh* Trina is scary
*shivers throughout the building*
Kon: But admitly, she pretty hot...
Corey: WHAT!?
Laney: YOU MEAN HOT LIKE FIRE THAT WILL BURN OUR SOULS RIGHT?!
Kon: ... no
Corey: That's my sister, my EVIL. DEMON. SISTER.
Kon: Let a man enjoy bewb when he sees them okay!
Kin: Heh, bewbs
Corey: Did you know about this?!
Kin: ... no~
Corey: ^-^;;; you better
Phoenix: With that awkwardness out the way... still from ChichiGuitarist123, Kin... break the ice, do the chicken dance.
Kin: Anything to get Corey's eyes away... HIT IT RVOS!
RVOS: OF COURSE!
*music starts playing*
Kin: A tooty tot a tooty tot, a tooty tot to-
Phoenix: STOP!
*music drop*
Phoenix: ... WHAT THE F%# WAS THAT?!
Kin: Tooty tot, a dance for all ages - to break the ice
Phoenix: She asked for the chicken dance
Kin: Oh... well it did break the ice didn't it?
Phoenix: *sigh* Laney, we really are going to regret this
Laney: Tell me about it *points to Corey*
Corey: *singing to himself* A tooty tot a tooty tot, a tooty tot tot
Phoenix: Urgh... okay, finally, still from ChichiGuitarist123, wear an outfit that more femine, which I'm assuming is for the rest of the episode
Laney: WHAT?!
Phoenix: RVOS, get the dress
RVOS: Black and blue or white and gold?
Phoenix: Green and black
*RHOS (random hand off stage) grabs Laney*
Phoenix: And now to wait for half an hour since woman take forever to get ready
Kin: Pfft, sexist jokes
Phoenix: While we wait, from Grojband's Rock Goddess
Kin and Kon: ALL HAIL ROCK GODDESSS
Phoenix: Hey RVOS, would it be weird to say I miss that?
RVOS: Nope
Phoenix: Well, she asks, Kon, who do you best like; Trina, Konnie or Katrina?
Kon: Hm... tricky, Kin my pondering beard!
Kin: Your pondering beard sir *hands over a fake beard*
Kon: *puts on fake beard then starts stroking* Well Trina would certainly be the hottest
Corey: Still gross...
Kon: Konnie loves food, and I love food
Kin: Yeah that's one thing
Kon: And Katrina is nice Trina... hmmmmm, hmmmmm, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Phoenix: Do you have an answer for us? *annoyed*
Kon: Hmmm, nope! I LIKE THEM ALL EQUALLY!
Phoenix: You hear that shippers? Kon doesn't care who you ship is with!
Kon: Wait! You didn't mention shippers!
Phoenix: That's why I didn't mention them
AA: OOOHHHHH!~
Phoenix: I know, I'm so awesome!
AM (audience member): No! Look!
*everyone looks to see Laney... in a dress!*
Kon: GASP!
Kin: Is this reality?
Corey: *nose bleed*
Laney: *blushes* You know how much I hate this?
Phoenix: That's why I allowed it
*Laney goes to sit down next to a tissue blocked Corey*
Corey: *whispers* you know, you look nice in the dress
Laney: *blushes* thank you
Phoenix: Now, from a guest... hm uh? Hey RVOS, my glasses?
*RHOS hands glasses over*
Phoenix: Thank you! *reads* I dare Laney to kiss Phoenix... WAIT WHAT?!
Laney: WAIT WHAT?!
Kin: WAIT WHAT?!
AA: WAIT WHAT?!
Some kids outside: WAIT WHAT?!
RVOS and Corey: WAIT NO!
Kon: SALMONELLA!
Laney: Uh uh, no way, I'm not doing that, na huh
Phoenix: Dear god, um... *pulls collar of shirt in nervousness*
AM: DO IT!
AAM (another audience member): JUST DO IT!
Kon: MAKE YOUR NIGHTMARE NOT BE NIGHTMARES!
Phoenix: Um, well we need to please the fan right? *says sheepishly*
Laney: Yeah, I mean it's just one kiss right?
*Phoenix leans in along with Laney*
*Corey and some shadowy dude lean in to watch*
*Kin and Kon get the anti-bacterial soap*
*AA lean in to watch*
*Writer leans in to type the non-existing suspense*
Phoenix: NOPE! I'M BAILING!
Laney: SAME HERE!
*Corey and RVOS sigh in relief*
Phoenix: Heh, you know, this is a good time to stop... so yes, Grojband Time is back and please, send in questions, truths and dares into the reviews, um Corey you mind signing us out?
Corey: *still nervous* Um yeah, um, thanks for coming out everyone!
*Closes Groj door/curtains*