A/N: I am back once again. College life begins with semester 3 where assignments were thrown at us right on the first lesson. The bloody schedule as well is wearing me down. Five minutes break after each class with no time to eat from morning to evening. Anyway, let's get on with the request!
Philippines: We have a request from Elise the Writing Desk, his/her request is the ASEAN 10's reactions to Nick Minaj's Anaconda.
Indonesia: Read it and enjoy!
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"Hey guys! Nick Minaj just released a new song!" Philippines said, approaching her small family.
"What song?" Malaysia asked, obviously not interested as she's busy playing TOS on her phone.
Philippines sat down next to Malaysia. "Oh come on, it might be nice."
Singapore glanced up from his phone and said "Define 'nice' please."
Indonesia laughed. "Don't be so picky. Let's watch it first before jumping to conclusions."
Brunei turned to look at Indonesia and Philippines uneasily. "I'm not so sure about that...remember the last time?"
Malaysia, Singapore and Brunei shivered.
Philippines rolled her eyes. "You guys are acting like kids."
Sitting down next to Malaysia, Philippines places her I-Pad on the table. Malaysia glanced up and asks "What you doing Kak?"
"I am going to show you that video." Philippines said.
Malaysia, Singapore and Brunei looked at each other before turning to Indonesia.
"We stillt's worth watching, so why not?"
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The small family arrived at the meeting in an unusual way. Malaysia and Singapore looked totally messed up, Brunei in a blindfold while saying his prayers with Philippines guiding him and Indonesia looking quite offended.
Singapore slumped his head on the meeting table. China and Japan who were discussing about economic problems earlier turned to look at Singapore. Korea approaches Singapore and starts poking him.
"Are you alright aru?" China asked.
"No" Singapore groaned.
Malaysia is chanting or rambling some stuff while pacing back and forth in the room, earning looks from the other nations.
"Mustforgetthatvideomustforgetthatvideomustforgetthatvideo!"
Australia couldn't help but to approached his sister out of curiosity.
"Um...Malaysia?"
"What happened to them?" Japan asked Vietnam. The young woman simply sighs as she grabs a pen and writes it on a piece of paper.
"Don't say it-." Vietnam said.
Korea takes a peek. "Anaconda? What about it?"
"...out loud..."
Malaysia and Singapore automatically throw some things at the Korean, sending him to the ground. Durian from Malaysia and a baseball from Singapore.
"ENOUGH LAH!"
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While watching the video, these are the reactions.
Brunei covered his eyes while yelling "IMPROPER! VERY IMPROPER!"
Malaysia and Singapore agreed, feeling disgusted just watching the video.
Indonesia, at that time, regretted her decision she made. If she had known this, she would NOT watch it.
"Holy! Her *beep*!"
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Now, Cambodia and the others decide to watch that video that Philippines kept going on about.
Laos presses the play button and the video starts playing.
Myanmar's eyebrows twitched, Cambodia gaped at the video while Laos remained totally and utterly shock.
Vietnam picks up her oar and swung her oar, startling the other ASEAN members.
"Sorry, my hand slipped." Vietnam simply said.
...END...
A/N: Sorry it's late and if this totally sucks. I'm very tired since I slept very late around 1 something in the morning and my mom wake me up around 5 am because of some neighbour's problem that totally pissed my mom out. Well, feel free to request. Read, review, favourite and/or follow. Now if you will excuse me, it's bedtime for me.