Yes, finally a review that makes me think!
Hello, Prussia!
First off, I am Alexsi "Alaska" Braginski. Da. I am Russia's son. I saw you a
lot when you were at Russia's house. I was visiting the Baltics...
Anywho, I have a few questions worthy of your awsomeness:
1. Who do you like better? Uncle Mattie or America?
2. Can you help me get rid of Belarus? She hates me.
3. If I were to come visit you in Germany, I have an entire book of jokes and
pranks that I have come up with. With the help of Florida and Hawaii. ^.^
Alexsi "Alaska" Braginski-Jones
Sup Alaska,
Rusia's kid? Boy do I feel sorry for you! How's you sister Moscow doing? I heard she broke her leg trying to run away from your Dad, she cool? I lived with Russia for a while, sure, but I don't think I ever saw you there. I only saw Moscow.
1. Canada. America questions my awesomness too much. Plus Mattie intoduced me to pancakes! And there's a city in Canada called "New Prussia!" :D
2. Throw a Russia doll at her or a voodoo dall in the shape of Russia. Either way, get her focused on Russia an she'll stop bugging ya. If you still need help, I with come over an awesomely save ya!
3. Heck yeah! Come on over! Bring the Book of Awesomeness too! We'll have so much fun, heck I'd invite Franny & Tony too! We'll be the awesomest! Keseseseses~!
Awesome,
Prussia
D: Nooo! Do0n't give him the book! Don't give him the book!