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Me and My Boys: The Sequel

A/N: Hey People. Sorry I haven't updated in ages kinda been out of the country for a few months. Busy with my new in-laws and had business stuff to deal with so that is why it is taking a while but also the main reason of writer's block grr. Anyway, thank you to everyone who reviewed favoured and alerted and to those who just read the story (I like hits lol). So here is chap six enjoy.

Chapter 7

Sasuke paced the room, while Sakura glared at him from her seat on the couch. Naruto had gone to get Tsunade.

"We need to go after Yuna," he said, sitting next to his wife.

"And what" replied Sai, smirking "show her a fireworks display"

"Damn it" he said turning his head to Sakura's stomach "switch mommy's and daddy's abilities back now"

Sakura pushed Sasuke's head away from her abdomen and scooted away from him.

"Don't blame the kid" stated Ino entering with Naruto

"What are you doing here?" asked Sakura, lifting her eyebrow. Ino went and stood next to Sai, smiling at him and completing ignore her best friend.

Sakura coughed loudly making Ino jump.

"Oh right. Tsunade was busy so she sent me" Ino assured still goofily smiling at Sai.

"Anyway" Ino continued, "she swapped your chakras, justus and bloodlines because you two were not communicating."

Sakura crossed her arms and huffed.

"We were communicating" she glared at Sasuke "we were just communicating loudly"

"Well think want you want" smiled Ino sitting on the other side of Sakura and rubbing her small bump "but I think my niece is a genius"

Naruto frowned at the blonde-haired woman.

"No my nephew is a genius"

"What I'm trying to say" she continued, ignoring Naruto "is the baby trying to make you understand each other. You know like walking a mile in the others shoes kinda thing"

They both looked at the blonde then at each other.

"How do we switch back?" commented Sakura.

"Well I think that will only happen once you both have learned your lesson" smirked Ino before switching her gaze to Sai.

Before Sakura could retort, her sharingan activated all by itself, showing her images of Yuna but back when Sasuke was still in sound.

Waking up, she saw everyone looking at her concerned. A heavy pounding made itself present in her head.

"Owwww" she whined sitting upright on the couch "does this headache come every time you use the sharingan?"

Sasuke nodded lightly before hiccupping. Everyone watched as a bubble escaped his mouth.

Suigetsu and Karin had just walked in on that very moment.

"How did you do that?" asked Suigetsu, freaked out.

"I don't know" Sasuke placed a hand on his stomach "but I'm feeling really nauseas"

"Oh god" Sakura smiled at her husband "and I'm not"

Sakura jumped up and turned to Ino.

"What? How? Why does he have my pregnancy symptoms?"

"You're pregnant?" asked Suigetsu, surprised.

"Well I was but now I think Sasuke is" pointing to her husband.

"Huh?" exclaimed all the men in the room.

"No no no no no" Sasuke retorted.

"Sakura, when Sasuke punched the wall it didn't get covered in flowers," observed Sai "so I think your still the one that is pregnant"

"But why…?" started the pink-haired medic

"Cause your baby has a funny sense of humour" interrupted Ino, loving every minute of being there.

"Sakura" whispered Sasuke rubbing his chest "are your boobs always this sore?"

Sakura laughed at her husband, nodding. Luckily, no one else had heard him.

"I'm a little confused," concluded Suigetsu. Ino took him and Karin into another room and explained everything to them before returning.

Everyone was about to get up when an Anbu appeared in the middle of the room.

"Uchiha- san Yuna has been spotted near the hospital again" that was all he said before poofing away.

"Okay let's go" Sasuke ordered.

"Wait you're not going anywhere" shouted Ino pointing to Sakura. "She is"

"Her" barked Sasuke "why?"

"Because she has your abilities now. Not to mention you need protecting from Yuna as well. You're her missions now"

"But she can't control my chakra or anything" seethed Sasuke.

"So she will have to learn" Ino turned to Sakura "you and Naruto go check it out. Me and Sai will stay here and look after these three."

Sakura smiled at her friend before kissing Sasuke on the head and running out the door with Naruto following behind.

At the hospital

Sakura and Naruto checked around the hospital but they couldn't find a sign of Yuna. They talked to a couple of nurses who said they had spotted her but they did not find anything useful to help.

"We should get back to the others and make plan maybe use one of them as bait" planned Sakura. "But not Sasuke. He doesn't have the chakra control to use my strength or my healing techniques so he would be slightly useless if he had to fight. "

Meanwhile back home in the garden,

"Okay Sasuke" shouted Ino "I want you to use your chakra to punch the dummies head off but leave his body intact"

Sasuke glowered at the dummy before charging at it. Ino slapped her forehead. Once again, Sasuke smashed it to smithereens.

"Okay that was slightly better since one leg is still attached to the pole" she assured.

Sasuke went back in the house, not feeling at all good.

"This is useless. I can't control her strength" he sighed.

"You just need to relax a bit Sasuke," added Sai.

"Relax. I feel ill, I can't control anything with my body and my wife is out, trying to find the enemy" he glared at the ink-user "and my aftershave is making me sick. How does Sakura do this?"

"Well she gets cranky as well," informed Sai, ducking at the book that was aimed to his head. Sasuke hiccupped another set of bubbles.

"This is ridiculous" he turned his head to Ino "why do they call it morning sickness if it lasts all day"

Sakura and Naruto entered the house calling out for everyone.

"Sakura" said Sasuke.

"Not now Sasuke I need to get Karin to help me find Yuna since your still messed up and Suigetsu just got out of hospital" Sakura rushed up the stairs while looking for the red-head.

"But I need help with your strength and your nausea" he shouted after her.

"Honey I'm sorry but we need to get rid of Yuna before she hurts someone else or causes more trouble," she said disappearing up the last flight of the staircase.

"But I'm in trouble" Sasuke sighed.

"Here Sasuke, I just found a bird with a hurt wing" declared Ino walking in from outside "try healing it okay?"

Sasuke glared at Ino then the bird then back at Ino before groaning and taking the creature out of the blonde's hand.

Sakura ran back downstairs with Karin.

"Okay Ino" puffed Sakura, catching her breath "me, Sai, Naruto, Suigetsu and Karin are going to find Yuna. Can you look after Sasuke?"

Ino nodded. Looking into the kitchen where Sasuke was currently trying to heal the bird. Sakura smiled at her friend before leaving with the rest.

After ten minutes, Sasuke screamed out in frustration before stomping into the living room. Ino followed the young boy as he slumped on to the couch. Her eyes widened in absolute wonderment when she saw Sasuke sniff silently.

"I don't know what is wrong with me" he whined slightly.

"Dude. It's the crying thing," Ino explained trying her hardest not to laugh at the sight of Sasuke Uchiha (THE SASUKE UCHIHA) weeping like a little girl. "It's the hormones"

"Really" he said, not looking directly at her "I always thought that it was an excuse"

Ino patted the young man on the knee, "welcome to our world"

Sasuke wiped his eyes and went back into the kitchen to try again.

With the others.

Sakura decided to take everyone to a seclude area in the forest that surrounded Kohona. Karin would be on the ground, pretending to be lost, while the rest of the team were in the trees to protect her.

Sakura tried not using her chakra, relying only on her taijutsu training to help her out.

Suigetsu looked down from the tree he was currently occupying with Naruto. He still felt weak from his earlier condition but he had to come and protect the girl he loved.

Sai was in his own tree looking out over the red-head, when he heard a soft humming behind him. Sai looked back and saw Yuna jumping away. Silently he followed the humming, mesmerised by the sound of it.

Yuna stopped a few miles away from still humming her hypnotic tune.

Sai stopped in front of her, walking towards her and putting his arms around her waist. He lowered his head, ready to kiss her still humming lips.

"Not now" whispered Yuna "I still need the rest of your team to come so I can kill Sasuke"

At home

Ino sat on the couch deciding to give him some alone time. Her eyes shot open, looking around her as she heard a soft melody.

Where is that humming coming from? She thought walking out of the front door.

"Sai"

Ino walked until she reached the clearing where Yuna and Sai were. Yuna looked over the blonde kunoichi and smiled.

Again, her lips glowed a faint green; roughly, she pulled Sai's face closer to hers and kissed him.

Ino shook out of her own trance, upon seeing the boy she liked being poisoned of the enemy. Yuna smirked into the kiss before letting Sai's body fall to the floor.

Ino screamed out, eyes watering as Sai lay motionless on the floor before charging at Yuna

With Sasuke

"Sasuke" shouted Sakura entering her house "Ino"

"What?" asked Sasuke walking up to his wife, who looked worried.

"We lost Sai," she blurted out. Sasuke saw Naruto, Karin and Suigetsu behind the pink-haired woman. "Where is Ino?"

Sasuke looked around.

"She was here before"

"It's Yuna" interrupted Karin "its how she works. She uses her voice on men but if that man is in love, his other half hears it to and also follows it"

"Sakura we have to find Sai. He could die if we don't find him quick enough," Sasuke whimpered.

Suddenly once again, Sasuke and Sakura were poofed into a clearing. Looking out they saw Ino fighting with Yuna while an immobile Sai was lying on the floor.

"Sasuke you need to go help Sai." ordered Sakura running towards her best friend.

Sakura kicked Yuna in the back as she was about to stabbed Ino with a kunai.

Sasuke watched as the woman fought with each other, he didn't know how to heal Sai but if he didn't do it soon he would die.

"Sakura" Sasuke shouted out. Said girl nodded to show she was listening. "Chidori"

Sakura jumped back closer to Sasuke while Ino continued fighting. Ino managed to punch Yuna in the face making her stumble back.

"Sakura Ox, Rabbit, Monkey and focus" informed Sasuke.

Sakura took a deep breath and quickly formed the handsigns. A very small but still visible chidori appeared. Sakura really didn't have an option it was now or never.

Ino saw the white lighting in her best friend's hands and smirked. Doing her own famous hand sign, she aimed at Yuna. Yuna looked at the girl puzzled.

"Mind transfer" Ino shouted before her body slumped to the ground. Sakura eyes widen. She knew she only hand a little amount of time before Ino's hold on the body would go but she had to do it at the right time, making sure not to harm Ino.

Running towards Yuna with chidori in hand, she looked into the enemy's eyes to see Ino looking back.

"Okay now" shouted Sakura almost making impact.

"Release"

Sakura's hand punched at Yuna's body. It didn't go through the other side like Sasuke and Kakashi usually did but it still killed the former sound nin.

Ino slowly got up from her place on the ground smiling at Sakura before turning serious as she looked over to Sai. Both girls ran towards the boy, who still lay unconscious on the ground.

"I checked his pulse," said Sasuke "it's barely there"

"No Sai" cried Ino "come on wake up Sai. Wake up"

Sakura looked at her husband then back to Sai.

"Heal him"

"What?" replied Sasuke

"You can do it" Sakura looked dead into Sasuke eyes, hoping to give him the strength he needed "Ino will help you"

Sasuke kneed on one side of Sai while Ino kneeled on the other.

"Okay take a deep breath," explain Sakura "now I want you to focus your chakra into your hands. It has to be precise because too much just gives your hands strength while too little will do nothing."

Sasuke hands started to glow a green colour as he listened to his wife's instructions.

"Okay now imagines you are pushing your chakra into Sai."

Sasuke did as he was told. Sweat dripped of his forehead as he continued healing.

Quite a time had passed by before Sai opened his eyes. Ino leapt on top of the boy.

"Sai" she cried, "I'm so happy your okay"

Sai groaned on the ground as he felt a headache come on.

"What happened?" he asked, feeling groggy.

"I'll explain later. All that matters is that you're okay" Ino gently kissed the ink-user on the lips. Sai smiled at the blonde- haired girl as he stroked her cheek.

"Ino why don't you help Sai home?" smiled Sakura "Naruto must be going crazy there"

Ino put Sai's arm around her neck as she gently lifted him up. Sakura stepped on Sai is other side to help support him too as they all went home.

Next day

Sakura and Sasuke were sitting at the table with Sai as Ino and Naruto were making breakfast. Well Ino was making, Naruto was kind of burning it.

Sai smiled at Ino, who was currently in a pair of Sakura's old pyjamas as she deicide to stay the night to keep an eye on Sai.

"I'm a nag" started Sakura

"No your not" reassured Sasuke

"Yeah I am" she sighed "that is the reason we haven't switched back, is cause I'm a nag and I never learn"

"Sakura I'm the reason we haven't switched back" argued Sasuke "I've been more insensitive then usual …"

"Sasuke your missions are really important"

"Not more important then my family"

Sai looked at the two bickering Uchihas as two very familiar clouds began to appear behind them.

"Erm guys" he whispered

"I mean you're pregnant and you need me," continued Sasuke "and I should have understood that"

"But I could have been a little more patient"

"Guys?" repeated Sai, even Ino and Naruto had stopped cooking upon seeing the clouds, which were getting bigger.

"What?" Sasuke and Sakura shouted at Sai. Suddenly both were knocked off their chairs, on to the floor, as the pink cloud went into Sakura and the blue into Sasuke.

"I just thought you might have needed a warning," said Sai plainly.

Sakura sat up and looked over to her husband, who quickly stood up before helping his wife up.

"Hey I'm not nauseous" he commented

"Hey I am" added Sakura happily, before putting her hand on her stomach "wait that's not good news"

"What about your strength?" asked Naruto. Sakura walked over to Sai and punched him off his seat.

"Cool, no more floral arrangements" laughed Ino. Sai glared at the medic as he slowly got up off the floor.

"I think I finally connected with the baby" smiled Sakura, looking over to Sasuke. Sasuke in turn gave her a very sexy smirk.

"What?" she asked raising an eyebrow. Sasuke walked over to her and picked her up bridal style.

"Well after feeling so much like a woman, I want to use as much testosterone as I can." he smirked down at Sakura. Sakura blushed as Sasuke carried her upstairs to their room.

"Urghhh now I feel nauseous" paled Naruto with Ino and Sai agreeing.

End of Chap

A/N: urghhh I really don't like this chap. I feel like I have soooo lost the flow. What do you guys think? And is Sasuke like really weird or is it just me? Anyway R&R please. Thanks

Ja