Chapter 7

Grandfather and New Rooms

Hermione said bye to Harry for the night then nodded to Draco who was across the hall when she noticed Professor Snape was the one that was showing Draco to the Headrooms. The Professor look at her she just knew he was laughing at her for some reason she just shrugged and skipped out of the great hall with some of the students watching her. Half way to her grandfather's office she got bored so she started to sing the first thing that came to mind. "I'm off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ. I hear he is a wiz of a wiz, if there ever wiz there was." She bows to the air then and acted has if she had to two people escorting her as she continued to sing. "If ever, oh ever there a wiz there was, the wizard is the one because!" by then she got to near her grandfathers office when she saw Professor Snape had beaten her there he was saying Milky Way but nothing was happening. She smiled and giggled madly in her head and continued to the good professor. Then started to skip around him just to annoy him and started to sing the rest of the song. "Because, because, because, because of all the wonderful things he does. We're off to see the Wizard. The Wonderful wizard of OZ!!!!!" As she said the last sentence the gargoyle jumped aside for her and she started to skip up the stairs. She was half way up when she heard Professor Snape say something to her.

"Miss Granger! It is inappropriate to sing the wizard of oz while going to see the Headmaster! You have detention tomorrow with me after dinner!" Severus Sneered at her while laughing in his head at her. 'That girl has a lot of nerve to actually do that!" Severus thought to himself.

"Aye, Aye sir!" Hermione saluted him then run up the stairs before he could say anything else to her. He was right behind her when she busted into the Headmasters office and said "You wanted to see me Candy man?" Severus slipped in right behind her and leaned against the wall just watching the girl make a fool of herself. Hermione sat down by then just waiting for what ever her grandfather had to say.

"Yes my dear I did want to see you. I am disappointed in you, you should know better than to make bets with other students when you know who the DADA teacher is, and it is just not tasteful and a little tactless." He had to keep himself from laughing at her innocent face he knew better.

"They didn't believe me! I wasn't the one to start the betting! I told them that it was someone that already taught before! It isn't my fault they wanted to bet on it!" Hermione looked offended she had to smile in her head for getting better at hind her real feelings.

"Really?" Dumbledore twinkled at her as she nodded. "I will not make you give the money back but I have to give you detention for the week since tomorrow is Monday you will have it until Friday with Professor Snape. Unless you will tell me who helped you out and we can shorten it to a couple of days." She shook her head at him telling him she wasn't about to give that information to him. He knew she wouldn't. "If you are sure…"

"Headmaster." Severus drawled interrupting him "She already has detention with me tomorrow. I think we should extend it until Saturday." Hermione glared at him which he ignored. Albus waved for him to continue to tell him what she did. "She was skipping thru the school singing The Wizard of OZ. I told her it was not appropriate what so ever!"

"Of course Severus, she will have detention with you until Saturday then. You can show Miss Granger to her rooms now." Hermione got up and skipped out of the room to annoy Severus some more. Severus was just right behind her when something Albus said something to make him pause. "Oh and Severus I changed the password from Milky Way to The Wonderful Wizard of OZ." Severus just stalked out of the office in a huff when he heard Albus chuckle at him.

"Miss Granger please follow me." Severus said as he swept past her his thoughts where chaotic thinking of why Albus would agree with him? Though he was wrong about giving Miss Granger detention in the first place, also why did she call Albus Candy Man? "Why did you call the headmaster Candy Man?" Surprising himself he didn't mean to say anything to her.

"Oh that? I have been calling him that since my third year. He always has some sort of candy on his person I just started to call him that. He didn't mind and I thought it was funny." She knew she was confusing him and she loved every moment of it. "By the way you need to start to ask people what they are doing before going off on them!" she smirked at his wide eyed look and skipped up to the door half way down the hall way to the picture of a White Tiger and Lion and whispered the password her and Draco agreed on before leave her house. "Sexy Slytherins" and running into her rooms before the Professor could say anything.

Severus just stood there for a second amazed at the girl. This time last year the girl wouldn't have had the guts to talk to him like that. He was impressed she was growing up and he didn't really know how to handle it. He knew war changes people he knew it for a fact. He got the weird feeling that this will be a wild year. Most likely the year will beat out the Weasly twins. He then turned to stalk off.

Hermione was laughing when she shut the door. She couldn't believe she got to annoy Severus so bad and only got a weeks' worth of detentions only! She saw Draco sitting on the couch waiting for her. "I got six days worth of detentions. It was going to be only five days but I had to annoy Professor Snape but singing the Wizard of OZ." She laughed and Draco joined in he had watched the movie with her and Harry during the summer. "Oh by the way you can copy these you earned them now." She accioed the potions outline.

"Thank you!" Draco grabbed the outline from her and copied them as she sat down. "So what do we do now?" Draco asked her.

"I think I will start a list." She answered him and he raised his eyebrow at her. "You know of the new ruled in Hogwarts that we end up making this year! Rule number one you are not allowed to sing the wizard of oz when going to the headmasters' office. Rule number two not allowed to bet on the new DADA teacher it is tasteless and tactless." Hermione and Draco laughed thinking about how this year is going to turn out. Hermione looked around the common room and was glad it didn't look like Christmas with red and green everywhere. It was actually tasteful. It was light green with light tans and silvers. Her favorite colors are green and silver. She was glad she was out of all the bright reds of Gryffindor common. She got up and went to look at her room where her name was displayed on the door. She sighed at what she saw. It was a large room with a king size bed the colors where of black, light green, and a touch of silver. She had to that her Grandfather for this because she would have gone crazy with all the red she knew it. She had her own bathroom when a deep bath and a stand up shower that sprayed from all directions also a huge vanity desk with all her make up, jewelry, and hair supplies. One thing only a few people knew of her was that she had a huge girly side to herself that she didn't show at school which is going to change this year. She didn't need to take her N.E.W.T.S because she tested out of them after her trip to get her potion masters. She only came back because of Harry and Ron. Well know it was Harry and Draco she couldn't careless about Ron. She still needed to figure out how to get back at him somehow. She smiled when she walked back to her room there were two different doors in her room one lead to the closet which all of her stuff was already unpacked. She can admit that house elves were wonderful she still believed that they needed to be treated better it will make them more loyal. She walked into the other door it was her labs she just about to squeal. When Draco walked in without knocking she turned to him. "You need to knock REALLY!" she yelled.

"Sorry! I just wanted to know how you like it I was surprised about the colors in the common room even more surprised about your colors in your room." Draco looked at her.

"I don't like red only blood red to where it is black but I like green better my grandfather knew it so I guess he made sure I was comfortable." Hermione sighed walking out of her room to sit in front of the fire in the common room with Draco following. "So girl talk?" Hermione asked.

"Girl talk! What are you going to do to get my dear old godfathers attention? Pranks will not be good enough you know!" Draco laid across the couch he was sitting on across her.

"I don't know. Really I don't me and him became friends when I was his apprentice but when everything that went down last year in January with him and my grandfather faking my grandfathers death made a strain on our friendship. I am still mad at him for not trusting me he has trusted me with a lot of information. But why not that?" Hermione sighed and Draco gave her a look that told her she was crazy.

"You know Mi. He must have had his reasons. He was a spy trying to save my ass and Harry's to think about it. If he had told you could you have made it seem as if you where upset enough?" Draco asked

"Yes! Well no. I don't know. I am just hurt you know." Draco nodded his understanding. "I guess I need to talk to him don't I? Good thing I have detention with him tomorrow." Hermione sighed.

"Well I know you are not looking forward to talking to him right now but it might be for the best. I am just thankful that you told me about your crush on my godfather I think it will be easier this year for you to rant at me about him then for you to hold it all in." Draco smiled at her.

"Thank you Dray I think we need to go to sleep it will look bad on both of us if we were to show up to breakfast like we didn't sleep." Hermione said standing up to make it to her room. "Night Dray." She got a night back from him and she went to her room to get some sleep locking her door this time. She got dress in her PJ's to got to sleep she laid down and started to toss and turn when a lot of thoughts that went across her mind. She started to grin evilly she just had an idea about getting back at Ron. She got up and went to her potion lab to make a potion for her joke. Three hours later she went to sleep with a satisfied smile on her lips. With dreams of revenge and a very vivid dream of one dark wizard that made her moan.

A/N: OMG I made another Chapter in one day! Work is slow so I guess if it stays like this I just might finish this story sooner than I thought! So I hope you find this some what funny! I did I started to laugh when I was on the phone with a customer when I was writing about the Wizard of OZ! I can't wait for the next chapter I have some funny things going on in that chapter already! There is pay back on Ron and Some Hermione and Severus scenes that will surprise you!