Somewhere in Karakura Town,a orange-haired boy was waking up with a massive headache. He sat up,cursing vividly as he felt a lump the size of a jumbo egg on his nose.
"A..Abarai Renji.."he swore as he weakly stood up."Y-You are so going to get it.."
He shakily grabbed a door. Peering closely,Ichigo examined the number on it. It was his class. He rested his swollen forehead on it."H-his girlfriend huh..?Renji, that bastard.."He sighed and relaxed his large frame against the sturdy structure of wood and metal.
Then the door flew open.
It caught him squarely on bruised nose and black eye.
"ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
Double concussions hurt like hell.
"Eh..umm..I-Ichigo-san.."
Amber met indigo in a flash of fear and confusion.
Then relief flooded into indigo pupils,giving the owner a new radiant shine.
"Thank goodness you're awake,Ichigo-san!!"bawled Hanatarou,throwing himself onto the said boy. Ichigo patted his back awkwardly while Hanatarou supposedly sobbed his heart out."Ha..Hanatarou,you work here?"
"Yeah,Ganju-san helped me get a job here on campus."
"GANJU?Ganju's here?!WHERE??I owe him an ASS BEATING!!!"
"No,he,he left on Bonnie-san.."
"Pathetic boar rider..and all those self-proclaimed titles..piss me off.."
"Anyway,I'm school nurse!"
"G-Good job..but..um..isn't school nurse..a girl job?"
Hanataro went flaming scarlet. A red so deep a shade that it would've put Renji's hair to shame. Ichigo laughed and took the glass of water on the side of the sickbed."NO!!Not a lot of girls get hurt though,except Rukia-san.."
"PWWWWWWFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT!!"
"ICHIGO-SAN!"squeaked Hanatarou,feverishly scrubbing away at the spilt water. He stammered out a reprimand. But the guy heard none of the petty scoldings."Rukia?!As in K-K-KUCHIKI RUKIA?!"
"Yeah!"Hanatarou piped up cheerfully. All his annoyance evaporated after the mere word 'Rukia.'He flicked away the droplets of water,continuing with a new fervor."She always looks out for me,and though she's a noble,she told me to call her Rukia-san-"
"NOBLE?!"
"Yeah!Didn't you know,Ichigo-san?I mean,as her boyfriend,you ought to know a few things right..?"The boy was totally unaware of how these words impacted the Kurosaki teen.
The last remark brought bitterness to Ichigo's words."I'm not her boyfriend. Abarai.. is."
"Really?Well,anyway,Rukia-san gets beaten up and hated on,because she's a royal,and girls think you're her boyfriend.."
"BEATEN UP?HATED ON?A GIRL?!"These words ignited a new flame in the bruised boy."Because she's a noble?Because she's considered my girl?Thats.."
"I know.."sighed Hanatarou.
"That's..that's..wait. She gets hated on because she's supposedly my girlfriend WHY?!"
"It doesn't look like it Ichigo-san,but you are really popular among girls..they're jealous."
"Hm."It was more of a grunt then anything else.
"Also because of her good-looking bodyguard.."A hint of jealousy hid in these words.
"Bodyguard?"Kuchiki Rukia,you are a surprising person.
"Yeah,th-this guy named..Kira Ikuzu..Ki..some famous guy?"More and more surprises.
"You mean Kira Izuru?Professional security guard?"Please say no..
"Uhh yeah that's the one!"Fuck.
"Why does she need a bodyguard?"
"Kuchiki Byakuya-sama,her brother,doesn't want to be troubled with it. Her safety that is."
"THE Kuchiki Byakuya?"THE?!
"Yeah..why?"
"Nothing."Except now Ichigo felt like Rukia was too good for him."NO WAIT I DON'T LIKE THAT BITCH!"Hanatarou squealed and cowered away from Ichigo.
"I-I don't think you should insult Kuchiki-sama!"
Grunts and hisses from the patient.
"Umm,you-you can go now Ichigo-san."
More grunts. More hisses."Damn Renji..Damn Ruki-Kuchiki..DAMN RENJI..!!"
Somewhere else in Karakura High,Abarai Renji sneezed.
Isshin chuckled and positioned himself above the door. His son was so naiive about the surprise attacks but it kept him on his feet,and pissed him off as well."Welcome home,ICHIGO!"
"STUPID OLD MAN!"
"COME HELP DADDY KARIN-CHAN,YUZU-CHAN!"
"Forget it old man."
"Sorry,otou-chan,but I'm making curry tonight!Busy!!"
"AHHH!MOTHER OUR KIDS ARE WILLING TO ABANDON THEIR LOVELY FATH-"Isshin almost made it to the memorial poster,but for his son tackling him to the floor. Ichigo groaned with the effort of keeping his damn strong dad on the ground. Finally,Strawberry had enough. Who cares if that fuck shit runs!!Isshin stayed put as Ichigo got up though.
"OH NOW YOU'RE GOING TO GET IT FUCKING BASTARD!"roared Ichigo, spittle spraying from his teeth once more. He leaped onto the guy's back and beat out his fury.
Screams echoed in the night as Kurosaki Isshin,father of three,begged for mercy.
Later that same day,a bloody and bruised Isshin weakly called to his son."I-Ichigo-sama!You have visitors..H-Hisagi Shuuhei ring a bell?"The old man scurried off when the teen came down. Introductions were quick but unharried.
"Hey. I'm Kurosaki Ichigo."
"Hey,I'm Hisagi Shuuhei."
"You going to help me wreak revenge on a Matsumoto Rangiku?"
"Oh no..RANGIKU-SAN?What did that she-witch do this time?"
"Ah,you know her?"
"Yeah..and you should know what kind of madness we're up against."
"I do,of course."
As they discussed battle tactics,Hisagi couldn't help but think that this boy's name was familiar. He couldn't quite put his thumb on it,but he was SURE he heard it before. Where,where where did he hear this name?!Then he remembered;his young charge was waiting.
"Umm,Kurosaki-san-"
"Kurosaki is fine."
"Fine. Kurosaki. Is it okay if I brought my uhh,a girl with me?"
"Your girlfriend?"
"Not far from it. Your age,kind of."
"Well,sure."
"Her name is-"
"Naah it's okay."
"Fine!I'll go get her."
He ran out the door..
..and came back with a familiar raven haired beauty.
The two pairs of eyes widened simultaenously.
"YOU!"
"YOU!"
"Kurosaki Ichigo?!"
"KUCHIKI RUKIA??!!"
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A/N:Sorry for not updating!!Anyway here is my new masterpiece!MWA HAA HAA!!!!Don't know when next update is though. Sorry,but enjoy!~BLEACH FTW