Toadstool89's Truth or Dare Show!
By Toadstool89
Chapter 7: Even More Dares!
Toad Town Studios, Toadstool's Awesome Office, 7:09 AM
"Guys..." Toadstool complained.
"What?" Purple Yoshi moaned.
"I'm bored."
"Not much I can do about that," said Darrel.
"Well, what do you guys wanna do?" asked Purple to Toadstool
"I dunno, what do you wanna do?" asked Toadstool to Darrel.
"I dunno, what do you wanna do?" asked Darrel to Purple.
"I dunno, what...wait, I do know! We have some time before the show starts, right?" asked Purple.
"Yeah, about 20 minutes worth of time," Darrel confirmed. "More or less."
"We should have a corny joke competition to pass the time," Purple suggested. "Whoever tells the corniest joke wins!"
"Good idea. Who goes first?"
"Rock paper scissors?"
"1 2 3 shoot!" Toadstool and Darrel got rock, Purple got scissors.
"1 2 3 shoot!" Two rocks.
"1 2 3 shoot!" Toadstool got rock, Darrel got paper.
"Okay, so I'm first. Then after me is Toadstool, and after her is Purple. Got that, guys?" Darrel asked.
"Yeah, we're good. Just go," said Toadstool.
"Okay, um...What do you get when you cross a rooster and a duck? A bird that gets up at the quack of dawn."
"My turn!" Toadstool thought for a second. "So, the topic is animals, huh? Okay...What kind of horses go out after dark? Night mares."
"Don't make me laugh," said Purple.
"These jokes are too corny to make anyone laugh," Toadstool sighed.
"I'd laugh at what you just said if that weren't so true," Darrel groaned.
"Let's go start the show, truth and dare, you know...do ourselves a favor and cheer ourselves up." Toadstool, Darrel, and Purple exited the Office. "But this corny joke-off isn't over."
Toad Town Studios, Main Stage, 7:29 AM
"Oh dang!" Toadstool exclaimed when she looked at the clock. "Good thing we came when we did!"
"And...We're live!" Darrel exclaimed.
Toadstool took her seat just as the 'On Air' sign flashed green.
Toadstool smiled. "Welcome to Toadstool89's Truth or Dare Show! I'm your host, Toadstool Eighty Nine. Course, you can call me just Toadstool. With me...same people as always."
Everyone gave Toadstool their own version of the death glare.
"What'd I do?!" Toadstool sweat dropped. "Anyway, let's do some truth and daring! But first...a check up on Leafpool via microchip headset. Purple?"
Purple activated the microchip. Toadstool activated hers, too. "Toadstool to Leafpool. Toadstool to Leafpool. Leafpool? Come in, Leafpool."
"I'm here," Leafpool replied from WindClan territory.
"Did you get to use the tazer yet?" Toadstool asked.
"No...But everyone in WindClan is giving me the death glare every chance they get," Leafpool sighed. "Especially Breezepelt."
"Aw, don't worry about him. He's a total piece of dirt, anyway. Just worry about looking for a chance to use that tazer, okay?" Toadstool broke the connection.
"You gave her a tazer?" asked Darrel.
"For self-defense reasons! Anyway, let's see here...we have a dare for the ThunderClan cats from Olivia the Echidna!"
The ThunderClan cats leaned forward.
"Olivia dares you guys to eat a chili dog." Suddenly, four chili dogs appeared in front of the four cats. They ate it all...slowly but surely.
"Not too bad for Twoleg food," said Brambleclaw. "But I prefer mice." Squirrelflight, Jayfeather, and Firestar nodded in agreement.
"Okay, next we have a dare from me for Shadow!"
"Whatever," Shadow muttered.
"I dare you to take on Tigerstar in a fight!" Toadstool announced.
"Tigerstar?" Shadow asked. "Who's Tigerstar?"
"That would be me." Tigerstar jumped out of the warp pipe to meet his opponent.
"This shouldn't take long." Shadow raised his arm to strike.
"Wait!" Toadstool exclaimed before either one could make a move. "I want this to be a fair fight! Stella, turn Shadow into a cat."
"Um...okay." Stella turned Shadow into a cat (well, with his original hairstyle).
"Okay, Tigerstar and Shadow, if you guys jump through the warp pipe you guys should end up in the Toad City Superdome in the octagon."
Tigerstar jumped through the warp pipe, followed by Shadow (who was stumbling slightly on his four legs).
"We'll check on them later," Toadstool decided. "Okay, moving right along. Next up, we have a dare from ChelseaSienaJoshephineCassandra for...Blaze!"
"Huh?" Blaze looked up from the magazine she was reading (which was a famous Mobian magazine called 'Chaos Beat').
"Chelsea dares you to use the power of water instead of fire for the rest of the chapter."
"That's it?" asked Blaze.
"Well..." Toadstool whispered the other part of the dare in Blaze's ear. Blaze nodded and used her new water powers to soak Sonic.
"What the heck, Blaze?" Sonic exclaimed as he ran around the stage, splattering water droplets on everyone.
Blaze just grinned.
Toadstool handed Blaze a peanut butter cookie.
"Okay, we'll do one more before we check in with Shadow." Toadstool checked her smart phone. "We have another dare from Chelsea for...Mario!"
The plumber shrugged. "Okay, sure."
"Chelsea dares...wait, I don't get it. It says 'Your princess is in another castle.' I wonder what Chelsea means by...What the heck?!"
"Help!" shrieked Peach as she was nabbed by Midbus (you know, the ugly pig guy) who had just appeared out of nowhere.
Fawful, who was floating nearby, smiled. "I have chortles!" he exclaimed. "And now I have the peachy princess also!"
"Not this (bleep) again!" Bowser roared.
"Finally!" exclaimed Purple. "I was able to use the Bleeper! Whoo!"
Fawful and Midbus broke through the roof and fled before anyone had time to react to what happened.
"I...guess...I guess I'll check on Shadow." Toadstool activated her microchip. "Shadow! How's things?"
"Decent," Shadow replied on his microchip. "But I'm having a hard time beating this guy, believe it or not. I think he's just trying to kill me."
"But aren't you, like, immortal?" asked Toadstool.
"Well, yeah. But this guy's ruthless."
"Hey, remember, you may have been turned into a cat, but that doesn't mean your Chaos powers are gone," Toadstool reminded Shadow.
"You're right." Shadow cut the connection.
"Okay, so it's pretty obvious someone has to rescue Peach. So Mario, Viper, Knuckles, and Flora...go rescue the princess!"
"Why those four?" asked Toadsworth.
"Because A. I currently have no truths or dares for them, and B. I thought it might be fun to experiment. Now go save the princess!"
Mario, Viper, Knuckles, and Flora went off to rescue Princess Peach.
"I guess we won't be seeing them for awhile," Toadstool sighed. "Well, the show's almost over, but we gotta wait for Shadow to get back. In the meantime, I have a truth question from Kakawot for...Knuckles!"
"Alright," Knuckles shrugged.
"Kakawot asks who would you rather be roommates with...Shadow or Tails?"
"Tails, definitely," Knuckles replied.
"Why?" asked Toadstool.
"Because he'd just be easier to live with," said Knuckles. "Not that I have anything against Shadow, but I think he'd be kinda hard to live with. He's always complaining about, like, everything and ruining everyone else's fun..."
Toadstool raised her hand. "Save your ranting for another time. Moving on! Now we have another truth question from Kakawot for...Tails!"
"Sure," said Tails.
"Kakawot asks could you go an entire week without using a screwdriver?"
"...Probably not," Tails replied. "I mean, I'm a mechanic for crying out loud."
"Mechanic?" asked Toadstool. "I thought you were an inventor."
Tails smiled. "I guess I'm a little bit of both!"
Suddenly, the sound of someone exiting a warp pipe sounded. Cat Shadow had returned.
"So...who won?" asked Toadstool.
"Me." Shadow gave a thumb up (as best he could with cat claws). "Tigerstar was a tough guy, but once I found a Chaos Emerald he didn't stand a chance."
"Glad to see you back in one piece," said Espio.
"Well, that's all the time we have for today. Peach, will you-oh yeah. She got kidnapped by Fawful. Daisy, will you take us out?"
"See you next time on Toadstool89's Truth or Dare Show!" said Daisy. "Somebody get the extinguisher!"
"Hey!" exclaimed Toadstool. "That's my line!"
Nothing's on fire...Anyway, y'all know the drill. Send in some awesome truths and dares! Here's the roster of competitiors.
Princess Peach
Bowser
Toadsworth
Mario
Luigi
Toad
Toadette
Rosalina
Shy Guy
Princess Daisy
Waluigi
Sonic the Hedgehog
Omochao
Amy Rose
Miles "Tails" Prower
Silver the Hedgehog
Shadow the Hedgehog
Blaze the Cat
Rouge the Bat
Knuckles the Echidna
Espio the Chameleon
Cream the Rabbit
Cheese the Chao
Tigress
Viper
Firestar
Leafpool
Squirrelflight
Brambleclaw
Jayfeather
Bloom
Stella
Flora
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