Once again I don't own prototype or Harry Potter

Draco Malfoy was currently practicing dueling on his own in the room of requirement. He knew full well that any chance of him regaining his former glory as the Crown Prince of Slytherin of was dead now with that last stunt. Hell first and second years would now ask him if he needed his little nappies changing. So now he tries pursuing a different title the man that beat Harry Potter in a duel!

Draco was confident that he could do it after all the man was dressed like a muggle lived in the muggle world and probably knew no magic whatsoever. He should have no trouble what so ever and just to prove it he'd make it so the loser of the duel had to be the others slave for the rest of their life.

"Yes this is the perfect plan" thought Draco. (If I even need to tell you karma's out to get him you need to read the other chapters).

(With Dumbledore)

His allies were still not talking to him and from what he'd heard he had a new nickname the shit monster. Albus silently wondered if this could get any worse. As if answering that question an owl came into the great hall with the news paper.

Health scandal uncovered in Hogwarts

By Rita Skeeta

We've always been taught that Hogwarts is the safest place in magical Britain, but now evidence has come to light that proves otherwise. After the picture of a shit covered Dumbledore was sent to the daily prophet via an unknown that calls himself the prototype (Albus clenched his teeth) we also received a copy of the schools health records and policy.

According to the records the number of students that get hospitalized at Hogwarts increases by ten every year does that sound like the safest place in Britain? Also according to the schools policy (also sent by the prototype) a student's parents have to pay extra to the schools headmaster/ head mistress if their child gets sent to the hospital wing for medical services. After seeing all the evidence we at the daily prophet have concluded that Albus Dumbledore is purposely making the school a dangerous and (if yesterday's picture was anything to go by) unsanitary place just so he can get more money after talking to Jane Potter whose life has been in mortal peril ever since her first year we can't help but wonder our are children truly safe at Hogwarts with Dumbledore in charge?

Below are the health records and school policy

(End)

Dumbledore was truly worried about the bad publicity this article was going to cause. He now knew he had to find this prototype and stop him from making him look bad through the news paper the fact that this was the first truthful article that Rita Skeeta had ever written meant nothing to Dumbledore he needed that extra money for the greater good war isn't cheap ya know? Dumbledore also had two more worries. The first one was the number of students that Hogwarts would inevitably lose over this and the second was the school board. They read the paper as well and the fact that Skeeta had actual evidence in this article and had actually talked to a credible source meant he could find himself out of the job. A letter was suddenly dropped in his lap from the school board saying they wanted to talk to him as soon as possible. For Albus Dumbledore this would not go well.

Harry at the time was rather worried about Dana, it wasn't that he couldn't help her after all he'd consumed at least ten doctors in Manhattan, it was the symptoms he saw that were troubling him. Since he'd come to this school Harry had heard Dana vomiting in the bathroom every morning, she also seemed to get tired more easily had aggressive moments and lately had interest in some rather unusual foods. It didn't take a genius to figure out what was wrong.

"I don't get it though we've always used protection until… dang it!" Harry also worried if he was fit to be a father anyone who'd seen the war in Manhattan would say no but Harry wanted a different opinion on this matter.

"I should also visit this dark lord's home in the future I haven't consumed anything in a while and the baby will be hungry when it's born."

Elsewhere Voldemort felt a cold shiver go down his spine.

Harry, Dana and Jane went to the great hall for breakfast and Harry watched Dana eat a lot more that she usually did which only confirmed his suspicions. He sent Dana a mental message saying he knew about the baby. Dana noticeably flinched but continued eating to avoid drawing attention to herself.

"How did you know" she asked mentally?

"I've consumed doctors in Manhattan before" answered Harry "I recognized the symptoms."

"So what are we going to do about this there's still a war going on we don't have time for a baby right now, and think about what Dumbledore would try to do if he found out."

Harry growled at the thought of that guy doing anything to his child causing people to back away from him. Harry calmed down before mentally responding "I'll end this war and Dumbledore before anyone does find out."

"I was afraid you'd say that" thought Dana.

"Why?"

"Because now getting you to use discretion will be even harder."

"I can be discreet when I need to" Harry argued.

"Like the last stealth kill mission?"

"Look I've told you already that was not my fault." This mental argument would've probably gone on for hours if not for an interruption by the name of Draco Malfoy.

"Harry Potter!" He yelled pointing his wand at Harry like a mad man.

"Yeah?"

"I challenge you to a…" Draco tripped and landed face first in someone's porridge. Everyone broke out in laughter, Harry wasn't sure if he should laugh or feel sorry for the guy. Draco got up trying to look powerful and intimidating but the pink hair and the left over porridge on his face completely ruined it.

"I challenge you to a duel!"

"I refuse."

"What" screamed Draco! How dare Potter refuse him a duel, did Potter think him weak?

"I refuse" Harry repeated slowly as if speaking to a three year old.

"Draco as your head of house I forbid you from dueling Potter" said Snape from the head table hoping to stop his godson from doing something stupid.

Of course Draco didn't listen to his head of house and tried again "Why is your muggle bitch keeping you on a short leash Potter?"

Everything grew silent at those words while Snape was thinking about how to tell Narcissa her son had died. Dana wondered if the magical world had Darwin award winners as well.

Harry put his hood back up and glared at Draco "I accept."

For a very short instant the few functioning brain cells that Draco possessed began to think this wasn't the best idea. Draco quickly crushed those thoughts though it wasn't like Potter had a chance… right?

"I ask for an anything goes duel" said Harry bringing Draco from his thoughts.

"Anything goes? Even the unforgivables" asked Draco?

"Indeed" replied Harry.

Draco felt like laughing right now Potter was practically giving him victory on silver platter. Too bad Draco had never heard of the saying "never trust a silver platter."

"I ask that the loser has to become the victors slave for life or they lose their magic" said Draco.

"Agreed" said Harry after all if he lost his magic he could just consume more wizards.

Lily let out a breath she didn't know she'd been holding at least now the boy wouldn't die, while she didn't like the Malfoy brat either she didn't want to see him dead.

Prof. Flitwick set up the dueling arena in the great hall and began explaining the rules well really there were no rules except no killing you can't be a slave if you're dead.

"First move is yours" said Harry coldly. Lily shivered at Harry's tone of voice this was no longer her son this was ZEUS the cold blooded mutant killer. Now she and Dana hoped this duel finished soon neither of them liked seeing Harry like this.

"Serponsortia" yelled Draco a snake flew out of his wand and slithered toward Harry. Draco watched the snake slither towards Harry thinking he'd won until Harry said "incendio" and incinerated the snake.

Malfoy grew mad and yelled "Crucio" Harry was hit yet wasn't affected in any way.

Malfoy started to sweat as Harry fixed him with a glare that made the dark lord look nice "my turn sectumsempra!" Draco just barely avoided it before Harry got out his guns and started firing. Draco looked like he was doing some kind well rehearsed dance with the way he was dancing around trying to avoid the bullets being shot at his feet. He was so preoccupied with the bullets that he didn't notice Harry running towards him while firing until it was too late. Harry grabbed Draco and threw him across the room after Malfoy hit the wall Harry activated his whip fist power and grabbed Malfoy. He then held Malfoy close to him and gave an inhuman roar that would have made the Supreme Hunter proud. Draco promptly shit his pants before screaming like a bitch and trying to get away. Harry wasn't having any of that he shot the boy in both legs then threw him on the ground hard enough to break the floor.

"The winner is Harry Potter" declared Prof. Flitwick; he wanted to avoid more damage today.

Dana and the Potters went to congratulate Harry while everyone else kept a respectable distance.

"Congratulations Harry you didn't kill him" said Dana.

"I have a much worse fate in mind for this guy" said Harry darkly.

Draco woke up in the hospital wing in serious pain. Harry made sure that the healer didn't give him any pain killers.

"Good morning Draco" said a familiar voice.

Draco looked to see Jane Potter of all people at his bed side smiling at him. "What are you doing at my bed Potter" he yelled with obvious hate. Jane then smacked Draco over the head.

"Now Draco is that any way to talk to your master?"

Draco paled "m-master what are you talking about?"

"You lost the duel and became my brother's slave but he didn't want you so he gave you to me as a late birthday present" said Jane whose head was in the clouds thinking about what Harry would look like naked if he looked so good without his hood.

Draco desperately wanted to wake up from this nightmare but nothing was working.

"Just think about all the things I can make you do once your well and just wait till you see the outfit I've prepared for you I'm sure you'll like it very much."

Draco did the only thing he could think of he fainted.

(Draco's humiliation comes in the next chapter)

Ron stared at Jane with great jealousy in his eyes. Ever since that bloody brother of hers had shown up she'd ignored him completely. Dumbledore promised him both Jane and Hermione if he made friends with Jane. At first the promise was kept Jane fell under the love potions affects just like Hermione but then HE came along and the affects vanished completely. Hermione was starting to recover as well, even Ron knew now that Harry Potter had to go he was ruining everything. Naturally he wasn't going to challenge Harry directly but he could still whine to the head master.

Dumbledore didn't know what to do about Ron Weasely. The boy was promised Hermione and Jane so he could get the brains and the money at the same time two things the boy had none of. Dumbledore did this so both girls would obey a boy that was so deep in his pocket he might as well live in there allowing him to control them using Ron. When Harry came along however that plan fell to pieces and Jane became infatuated with Harry instead, and to make matters worse Hermione was starting to figure out what was going on as she now checked any food or drink for love potion. This presented a problem knowing Ron he'd get jealous and try to get Harry out of the school in some way, and if that happened Jane, Hermione and the Potter's would follow Harry condemning Britain to Voldemort's rule.

"For the greater good I must dispose of Ron Weasely" thought Dumbledore.

Right on cue Ron Weasely came in to his office and just as he was about to speak.

"Obliviate!"

"Huh professor where am I" asked Ron?

"You're in my office Mr. Weasely and were just about to hand in your transfer notice for Drumstang."

"I was?"

"Yes its right here" Dumbledore showed him a transfer request with Ron's signature forged on it.

"Oh yeah sorry about passing out on your floor sir I don't remember what happened to me."

"No need to apologize Mr. Weasely now be on your way."

Dumbledore watched Ron walk off then looked at the letter from the school board. They had indeed read the paper and while they couldn't prove that it was true they were assigning a watcher to him in the form of a DADA teacher well at least they had one now.

To answer some questions I've been asked in my reviews.

Why did Harry accept his family so easily?

Like Alex Mercer, Harry is mainly driven by a search to find the truth, the chain of events that made him the way he is now. His family is a way for him to find that truth so basically he's using them as a means to an end and doesn't have much feeling for them yet.

Why make Jane crazy?

I just feel like it.

What happens to Dumbledore next?

Can't tell you that would spoil the surprise.

Also if anyone else has an idea for a Harry Potter Prototype crossover I encourage you to try it and PM me for ideas if you want. We really need to introduce some actual threat to the Harry Potter universe. Personally I feel like Voldemort was a character that looked more dangerous than he really was. I mean really compared to the black light virus and black watch Voldemort and his death eaters are nothing.

P.S. for those that don't know Darwin award winners are people that have done something really stupid and have either died or gotten seriously injured because of it.