I do not own Invader Zim or the Cirqu du Freak novels that helped with the trials idea. Buy those books! There amazing!
HOG
The following day of the second trial began with Zim standing at the bottom of a very large depression in the Membrane lab. Professor Membrane sat on a large chair at the top with Dib to he's left and Gaz sitting on his right.
"So dad, why do we have a coliseum in the basement?" Dib questioned his father.
"Something tells me it has something to do with the fact that were wearing roman clothing and why Zim's dressed like a gladiator." Gaz said motion toward there attire there father forced upon them earlier this morning. Dib and Professor Membrane wore a long white robe with gold trims and a leaf crown on their heads. Gaz wore similar attire but hers was more delicate and was an actual dress as she lay on the arm chair next to her father reading a wedding magazine.
"That's right daughter! And don't you think it's a little early to read that kind of magazine?"
Gaz looked at her father then turned her gaze to the Irken in human disguise. Zim was dressed in roman armor complete with a sword and shield waiting for her father's next challenged.
"He's goanna win." Gaz said and went back to her magazine.
"We'll see…NOW I GIVE YOU YOUR NEXT CHALLENGE!" Professor Membrane shouted at Zim from his high perch.
"ZIM IS READY FOR ANY THING!"
"I LIKE YOUR SPUNK BUT IT'S NOT WHAT I THINK IT'S WHAT BOBO THINKS!"
"WAIT ZIM THOUGHT ZIM WAS DOING THIS BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE THE MIGHTY ZIM!? AND WHO'S BOBO!?"
The question was answered by a door on the far side of the coliseum that slowly opened to reveal a large massive creature with a hog's head on a gorilla's body! The massive creature sniffed loudly before taking aim at the gawking Zim and charging full speed.
"Hey dad if a girl wanted me to marry her would she have to do this?" Dib asked.
"No son if a girl wants to marry you I cry with joy and just give you up!"
"Nice to feel wanted… Now as a follow up question, Dad why do we have a monstrous half pig half gorilla monster in the basement?" Dib questioned his father.
"FOR SICENC SON!"
"….Nothing makes sense anymore!" Dib yelled in frustration and slumped in his chair.
"Join the club." Gaz said looking at her suitor being chased around the ring.
Zim was having a time with the large creature lunging at him normally he would have dispose of the beast with his Pak, however it was rendered useless when Gaz and Dib warned him not to let their father see it.
"GGGRRRROOOOIIINNNNKKKK!" the monster used its giant ape like fist to smash at Zim nearly hitting him a few times.
Zim jumped to the right as hog-ape's fist struck again only to be hit by the creature's tail making the Irken skid across the ring. Bobo then picked Zim up and began to raddle and shake him like a child's toy. Right before using Zim's head as a hammer..
"AAHHHHH! THE MIGHTY HEAD OF ZIM!"
"Uhhh dad think we should help him?"
"He's fine son!"
"AAAAHHHH THE PAAAIIIIINNNNNEEEEeeeeNNNNN!"
"Were about to witness a death here aren't we….." Dib muttered to himself
"Well Gaz looks like your betroth is not going to win against Bobo. Now I know you don't like being set up but I know this governors son who could be a good match for you…" Professor Membrane implied to Gaz.
Gaz froze the thought of another male to touch her made her seethe. She began to say something about her dad's implication when she noticed something. Zim was staring at them and was turning a shade of dark green in furious rage…. Well, well, well…
"Is he hot?"
"Gas are you serious!? Zim's fighting a hog- ape monster in our basement and your thinking about another guy?!" Dib said outraged. Sure he doesn't like Zim a whole lot but come on! Being set on fire and fighting a Monster! If that doesn't gets a girls attention he might as well become a monk!
Gaz glanced below to see Zim still in Bobo's grip as his eyes grew darker and darker… just a little more push and….
"Well I don't see why not Gaz he's a fine boy and mighty tall!" Membrane stated. That would do it!
Zim couldn't believe it! Give his doe to another! Some one supposable taller than HE the ALLMIGHTY ZIM!? It was too much! Endlessly too much!
"GGOOORRRKKKK!" the creature roared inches from his head Zim didn't even flinch. He turned to the beast and grabbed its floppy ears making it move forward at a height speed. At the last second Zim managed to jump from danger as Bobo rammed his head full speed into the wall knocking itself out.
"GAZ BELONGS TO ZIM! ZIM HAS BESTED THE MONSTER BOBO! ARE YOU NOT IMPRESSED PARENTAL UNIT OF LITTLE GAZ!" Zim shouted in a booming voice.
"HA HA! I'M BEGING TO LIKE YOUR SPUNK! BUT IF YOU REALLY WANT TO IMPRESS ME YOU MUST COMPLEET THE NETX TRIAL" Briiiiiiiggggg "WICH WILL BE POSE PONE TILL TOMORROW! I GOT BUSSESS TO DO!" And with that Professor Membrane ripped off his toga and reviled his lab coat and ran off to work.
"Well I'm going to go tell the Swollen Eyeball that my brother is goanna be an alien…" Dib muttered as he slunk up stars to his room.
Before Gaz could make a move a very angry alien had her pin with his arms.
"Zim what's wrong-MMMMmmm!" Zim crashed his lips to hers.
"Zim believes he needs to reclaim his little Gaz you forget who you belong too…." Zim said with a smirk as he carried her off with his spider legs.
Dib had gone into his room to contact a member of his secreted paranormal agency. He went to his computer and contact his superior Agent Dark Bootie when his silhouette came up on screen.
"Agent Moth Man it's been a while, how fare have you come to discovering that alien?" Agent Dark Bootie commented.
"Well yes and no… He's become infatuated whit my-I-mean a girl and he's been distracted."
"Hmm apparently men are universally trying to impress that special woman….. Now Moth Man this might prove useful…"
"How so…?"
"Well you see if he is indeed infatuated with a female then he may let his guard down long enough….."
"Well you know what Agent Dark Bootie I've been focusing too much time and energy on Zim. I need to broaden my horizon! Like ghost, vampires, and other stuff!"
"Ahh youth…. Well it might be a good idea to expand your expertise it may help you in the future."
"Thanks I-…"
"WAMP! WAMP! WAMP! VICTORY FOR ZZZZIIIIIIIMMMMM!" came the triumphant sound from his sisters room.
"What's wrong Agent Moth Man you look a little green around the gills…"
"….I think…..my brain just through up…." Dib looking very ill said in a shaky voice.
"Well My Little Gaz I would enjoy laying with you, unfortunately Zim must watch Gir…" Zim said as he began to redress.
Zim then got up and stretch before looking at his lovely mate laying casually on her side buried in the dark sheets. He then turned his attention to his egg in the special crib feeling his ego inflate as Irken females are difficult to breed to have his Gaz produce an egg in one mating made him swell in joy.
"When will he hatch Zim?" Gaz asked.
"Hmmm a few more days perhaps, this is my first smeet."
"It better be…. Hhhmm.. you really have to go?" Gaz said in a sultry tone and pulling the covers from her lithe body.
"HHHHSSSSS! You are temptation to Zim but I cannot say all night! Last time Gir had filled the base with those farm-beasts you humans have domesticated." Zim said in a harsh tone looking at her exposed body.
"Okay but you're going to have to make it up space boy…" Gaz said as she pulled out the Game Slave Zim had given her and began to play.
Zim smirked at her then jumped out her window using his spider legs to travel to his home faster. As he made it to his oddly shaped house Zim opened the door and reviled CHAOSE!
Zim's glorious base was a wreck! A short person in a Mexican wrestler costume was being chased by a goat. On his purple couch a duck was sitting on a pillow, an emu was pecking at a giant tuna on the floor, the robot parents were trying to eat the neighbor kid…. Again….
"COMPUTER! GET RID OF THIS MADDNESS!" Zim shouted at the top of his lungs and jumped out of the doorway. As the house ejected all the unwanted guest Zim made his way back into the house.
"GIR WHERE ARE YOU!?"
"Iz over here!" Gir joyously shrieked.
Zim looked over to the wall to see his slightly insane minion glued to the wall…..
"Gir…. You know what Zim does not need to know…." And he proceeded to pull Gir from the wall.
The next morning Zim headed to his does home to walk her to the dreaded Skool. He opened the door to reveal a distraught Membrane and Dib.
"ZIM HAVE YOU SEEN GAZZALEEN?!" Professor Membrane asked Zim franticly grabbing his shoulders.
"WHAT ZIM'S GAZ IS MISSING!?" Zim shrieked at Membrane as his squiggly spooch fell like a rock.
"Dad it's okay she's probably went to a friend's house me and Zim will find her." Dib tried to calm down his father.
"You're probably right son…"
"I am right now you go find a cure for the flu or something and leave me and the ali-I-mean Zim to look for Gaz!" Dib said as he pushed his father out the door.
After a quiet moment for Professor Membrane to leave….
"….. ZIM GAZ AND THE EGG HAVE BEEN KID NAPED!"
"WHAT YOU JUST SAID-!"
"FORGET THAT LOOK AT THIS!" Dib flashed a disk like thing in front of his face.
CLIFF HANGER…..HA HA HA!