Author's Note-Hi, I know the Cullens have a big house, so I decided to have some fun with that...

I got a couple of angry Jacob lovers who reviewed and said that what Jacob did was not as bad as what Edward did in New Moon...like I said, sorry, but I have my opinions, and they aren't changing.

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight, or Alice, or Edward, or any of the other characters. I wish.

Prank #7

Alice's POV

I was in my room, finishing my biology homework, when my computer flashed. A little box popped up in the corner and said You have one new message. I groaned and picked myself up, plopping onto the computer chair to read it.

Dearest Alice,

We are having so much fun right now! Irina suggested that we have a ball at our house, since it is so large. The decoration is wonderful because, after all, Kate designed them. The French doors and wall mirrors make the place look beautiful. You should have a formal ball too. That would put some action into your lives, and hopefully put you into high spirits. How is my Eddie doing? Is he good? Does he miss me? Tell him that I love him!

Fondly,

Tanya

An idea popped into my head. Never mind the Denali clan. I was sure Edward would look horrified if I told him Tanya missed him. And "Tell him that I love him!"? That girl has got to be kidding me! Edward was happy with no one but Bella, but Tanya was too stubborn to acknowledge that!

"Esme!" I screamed. I ran to Edward's room, where she was dusting. Edward was sprawled on his couch, kissing Bella. (Did he do anything else these days?)

"Yes, Alice?" Esme sighed wearily.

"Let's have a ball!" I squealed.

"No, Alice," she groaned.

"Why not?" Whining.

"Why should we?" Exasperated.

"They're having one in Denali! Tanya sent me an e-mail!" Pouting.

"Oh, really?" Uninterested.

"Yes! Please?" Pleading.

"No." Firm.

"Please, pretty please! I already have the dresses and I'll buy you sunflower seeds!" Bribing.

"Um..." Uncertain.

"PLEASE?!" Begging.

"Fine!" Giving in.

"YAY!" Celebrating.

"But only if you keep yourself in check," she scolded.

"I can! I just need Edward to help me!" Leave all the unpleasant work to him.

Edward's head snapped up from the couch. His lips were slightly swollen (Ewwww!), but he managed to choke out, "What?!"

I grabbed his arm and dragged him downstairs, leaving a bemused Esme and a furious Bella behind me.

"Alice, this is a prom dress," Bella complained as I forced her into the dark blue strapless prom dress I bought for her.

"Oh, really? I thought it was a mini dress," I said sarcastically. I was wearing a black prom dress with white designs.

"I can't wear it!" Bella protested.

Rosalie, looking stunning in a red prom dress, was applying a layer of mascara on Bella's long eyelashes as I answered, "Yes, you are going to wear that dress." Rose moved onto the eyeliner, then applied deep blue eyeshadow with silver glitter on Bella's eyelids. We decided to leave out the blush.

The three of us walked downstairs. I had personally arranged for the boys to wear tuxes and black shoes. Carlisle and Esme joined. Esme had on a deep violet prom gown that had a puffy skirt and thin, almost invisible straps. (I, bing The Alice Cullen, had to describe all the dresses!)

"You, know, this is a really good idea," Emmett chuckled. Oh, he was going to be eating his words. "I feel like I'm back at senior prom." But something is going to happen tonight that never happened at your senior prom, my dear brother, I thought.

Edward's head snapped in my direction. A large smirk grew on his face and he made it clear he was going to spoil my plan.

I snatched his arm and tugged him outside, where nobody could hear us, even with vampire hearing. "Please, Edward, don't ruin my plan. I really want to see what happens if it works, which it will once you make up your mind," I begged.

His smile widened. "I'm going to tell Emmett your plan--"

"NO!" I interrupted.

"--unless you won't interrupt my and Bella's 'moments' anymore. She was yelling at me about how we were always interrupted." Edward's smile turned wicked as he stated his condition.

"Alright," I huffed. "I won't come barging into your room anymore..."

"So, I want to see how this prank works out..." My younger brother suggested.

I grinned. "Let's go and see then, little bro!"

He followed me into the house, muttering something that sounded like, "Younger brother. Just three months and now I'm little bro? Please."

I just snickered in response.

"Ouch!" Emmett yelped. "Why do I keep tripping?" He had tripped again, for the seventeenth time in one hour. Rose, who was dancing with him, looked annoyed at her husband.

"Emmett, must you keep tripping on thin air?" Carlisle sighed. Emmett tripped again, bumped into Esme, and sent Bella sprawling onto the floor. Edward growled protectively.

Jasper laughed as he spun me around in time to the music oozing from the speakers. "Wow, Emmett. Bella's klutziness must have rubbed off on you, huh?"

Emmett stumbled again and cried, "What is wrong with me tonight?"

"I don't know, Emmett, but I think you pushed me over four times, bumped into people fifteen times, and ticked off Rose eight times," Bella giggled.

I laughed and my big bear brother shot me a dirty look. "Having fun?" he grumbled, sarcasm laced in his voice.

I smiled sweetly and replied, "I'm just having a good night with Jazz, that's all." Jasper looked pleased to hear my response.

"Okay, what is wrong with my dancing skills?" Emmett whimpered as he slipped, did a weird half belly-flop, and landed on his back.

"Don't worry, Emmy," I snickered. He scowled at me. "I'm sure your dancing skills are just resting tonight."

Finally, after half an hour, he growled, "I'm tired of this! Rose, I'll be in the room." With that, he stormed up the stairs and punched his way into his and Rosalie's bedroom.

Ten minutes later, we heard him shout at the tops of his lungs, "Who put a 'Trippable' on the bottoms of my shoes?!"

A "Trippable" is a little invention that I invented (of course) that could make anyone trip. Just put it on the sole of a shoe, and mission accomplished!

"Alice, I suggest that you run. Like, now. Emmett's really mad," Edward warned cheerfully.

He was right. I could hear Emmett crashing through the house like a bull in a china shop shrieking, "ALICE! I AM SO KILLING YOU!"

"Good idea, Captain Obvious," I hissed at Edward, then took off.

Three hours later...

"Has anyone seen Alice?" I heard Emmett ask. There was a chorus of "No"s and I grinned.

"Seriously, where is she?" Jasper muttered frantically.

Edward laughed. Curse him to the fiery pits of Hades if he blew my cover. "I would love to tell you, but I not allowed to," he chuckled.

"Man, where is she?" Rosalie groaned. Edward just snickered.

Emmett grunted, "Let's split up and search then."

"Oh, and Emmett?" Edward added. "Fifty dollars that you won't be able find her."

"You're on."

I heard everyone but Edward get up to look for me.

Two more hours later...

"Has anyone seen Alice?"

"No."

"Not a trace."

"Nothing."

"Yes." The last was Edward.

"Where?" Everyone yelled. Tell and you'll wish you never met Bella, I hissed in my mind. I knew Edward's soft spots better than I knew my own.

"Sorry, can't tell," he drawled lazily. Good. Or else Bella's life would have been in danger.

Emmett grunted, "Look, man, just tell us before we end up hurting each other in impatience. And let me tell you, Jasper is veryimpatient." I could hear my husband shouting at Carlisle in the kitchen.

Tell them after you make sure they don't hurt me, I mumbled in my head.

"I'm not telling unless you promise not to hunt her down," Edward laughed.

"Fine. Now tell us where she is," Jasper demanded impatiently.

Edward chuckled. "Okay, but first, Emmett, you owe me fifty." I could hear Emmett snarl in frustration at losing the bet. There were sounds of money being laid on the coffee table and a rustle indicating that Edward pocketed it.

"Now tell us where she is, dude," Emmett growled.

Still chuckling, Edward announced where I was hiding.

"She is in her closet trying on different outfits."

...

"You know how pissed off I am?"

Author's Note-The last line was Emmett. Typical Alice thing to do, hide in her closet and try on her new designer clothes cause she grew bored of waiting for them to find her.

The prom dresses are on my profile. I put them up before, and yes, they are the same dresses Alice bought in Prank #4.

So, how was it? Please review! Whoever reviews gets to spend a week with any Twilight character he/she (mostly "she") wants! (mostly Edward Cullen)

By the way, I hate Tanya.