A/N: RenkonNairu mentioned wanting some Zero Gravity sex. Here's a dialogue-only example of why it's a terrible idea.
"This was a terrible idea and I am blaming you in therapy."
"Shut up and keep thrusting."
"I'm trying, but it's very hard to do so without sending us floating into a wall."
"Maybe if I grew some tentacles to hold us in place..."
"Why is is that your mind automatically goes to tentacles for every situation?"
"Well it doesn't hinder us any."
"I am drawing a line in the sand here."
"Argh! I keep hitting my butt on that desk. Who puts a desk in a room with no gravity?"
"If we turned the gravity back on I could fuck you against that desk."
"This Zero-G thing really isn't working, is it?"
"It was a nice thought. I mean, I came once at least."
"No need to remind me after we floated through the puddle."
"It isn't any different than when you let me finish on you..."
"Conner, the shape of matter matters."
*Snrk*
*Sigh*
"I'm turning the gravity back on."
"Race you to it."