I'm so sorry! I got so overwhelmed with school, then I lost interest in HTTYD, luckily, I've gotten it back. I'll get this up as fast as I can!
If it wasn't clear, in the movies, they're dragons. In the commentary they're hybrids.
Keitaro-San does not own or claim to own How to Train Your Dragon or any of it's characters. I only own any OC that may appear.
Hiccup
Hey, Toothless. I brought breakfast. I hope you're hungry.
Hiccup scoffed. "When's he not hungry?"
Toothless smacked him. Hiccup yelped while Astrid laughed. The others watched.
Okay, that's disgusting.
The dragons gasped, mouths watering.
"What a giving human!"
"'Disgusting'?"
Uh... we've got some salmon, some nice Icelandic cod, and a whole smoked eel.
The mood died and all dragons roared fearfully. Erin managed to calm them down. Stoick and some vikings were plotting a plan using eels, but most were just fascinated. Fearsome dragons, scared by a mere eel?
[Toothless roars in fear at the sight of the eel.]
Hiccup (cont.)
No, no, no, no! It's okay. Yeah, I don't really like eel much either.
Stoick's eyebrow raised. He thought Hiccup liked eel?
[Toothless starts to eat the fish.]
The dragons glared enviously at Toothless. They didn't get to eat that much because they had to give all their fish to their damned Queen.
Hiccup (cont.)
Okay. That's it. That's it, just stick with good stuff. And don't you mind me. I'll just be back here... minding my own business.
Astrid smirked. "Real smooth, Hiccup." Hiccup glared at her. The teens shook their head in disgrace, they needed to teach Hiccup how to lie!
[Hiccup tries to attach the new tail-fin.]
The dragons stared at the tail-fin. It was machine, not something that lived, that obeyed Toothless. How would that help him?
Hiccup (cont.)
It's okay. Okay... okay... There. That's not too bad. It works.
Everyone stared, they knew Toothless knew something was going on with his tail.
[Toothless takes off with Hiccup literally on his tail.]
Everyone gasped, Hiccup!
Hiccup (cont.)
Whoa! No! No! No!
Hiccup (cont.)
OH, MY- IT'S WORKING! YES! YES, I DID IT!
The dragons stared. A torn tail-fin, yet Toothless could still, somewhat, fly? What was that machine, and what was that blacksmith?
[Toothless realizes Hiccup is on his tail and throws him off, then crashes into the lake.]
Hiccup huffed. "I try to help him fly again and he catapults me in waters." Astrid giggled while Toothless rolled his eyes.
Hiccup
AAAAAGGGGHHHHH! Yeah!
"I feel like Hiccup's the only person who would fly on a dragon's tail, get thrown in tha' water, an' be 'appy 'bout it."
"We would!"
"You two don't count."
Ruffnut and Tuffnut sagged in their seat.
Gobber
Today is about teamwork. Now, a wet dragon head can't light its fire. The Hideous Zippleback is extra tricky. One head breathes gas, the other head lights it. Your job is to know which is which.
Barf and Belch looked at each other. It would be obvious to them which did which, because if they did one things, the other twin did the other thing. Other dragons knew which one did what as well. Barf was the one who produced the gas, Belch lit it.
Fishlegs
Razor sharp, serrated teeth that inject venom for pre-digestion. Prefers ambush attack, by crushing its victims-
Hiccup
[On edge] Will you please stop that?!
The Zippleback twins snickered. That boy, Fishlegs?, has produced their skill in a fearsome way!
Snotlout
If that dragon shows either of his faces, I'm gonna- there!
[Snotlout and Tuffnut drench Astrid and Ruffnut, thinking they were the Zippleback.]
Ruffnut
Hey! It's us, idiots!
Tuffnut
Your butts are getting bigger. We thought you were a dragon.
Snotlout
Not that there's anything wrong with a dragon-esque figure- Ow!
"Um... in a viking society, a dragon-esque figure is very wrong..."
The dragons, mainly female, looked up. Then looked at themselves. They obviously had a dragon-esque figure, but like in human form...?
[Astrid punches Snotlout in the face, and Ruffnut throws her bucket at Tuffnut, who is then dragged into the wall of smoke.]
The elder vikings sighed or shook their head in disappointment while the teens ducked their head in embarrassment. What a generation there would be!
Astrid
Wait.
Tuffnut
OH, I'M HURT! I AM VERY MUCH HURT!
Fishlegs
Chances of survival are dwindling into single-digits now.
Barf grumbled. Many dragons didn't like water being dumped on them during battle, but there was no purpose for him to get dumped on! Throw in on Belch!
Fishlegs (cont.)
Oh. Wrong head.
Gobber
Fishlegs!
Gobber (cont.)
Now, Hiccup!
Hiccup
Oh, come on!
Hiccup blushed. Only he would have a clear shot of the right head and miss. Toothless patted Hiccup on the head. His rider was very... light. Not very muscular...
Gobber
Hiccup!
[Hiccup reverses the Hideous Zippleback with a hidden eel.]
All the dragons shuddered. Eel! Hiccup!
Hiccup
Back! Back! Back! BACK! Now, don't you make me tell you again! Yes, that's right! Back into your cage. Now think about what you've done.
He did not...
Did he lock that poor dragon in there with an eel?
Barf and Belch whimpered. Hiccup sent an apology to them, which the accepted.
Hiccup (cont.)
Okay! So, are we done? Because I've got some things I need to, uh... Yep. I'll... see-see you tomorrow!
The teens leaned forward. Why did Hiccup leave so urgently?
All they see is Hiccup being a blacksmith... oh. Gobber looked fascinated. He's never taught Hiccup how to make a saddle, they had no need to. Where did Hiccup learn this?
Hiccup
Hey!
[Toothless playfully runs away from Hiccup, who is holding a saddle for the dragon.]
The dragons and vikings were awed. Toothless was being playful, and Hiccup wasn't afraid to take up that game.
Hiccup (cont.)
Whoa!
[Toothless crashes into a field of Dragon Nip.]
The younger vikings cooed. Elder vikings looked confused while dragons hummed in approval. That island was their favorite, a very good source of Dragon Nip.
[Hiccup grounds a Gronckle during training by rubbing Dragon Nip on its nose.]
Meatlug smiled. Dragon Nip smelled so goood!
Fishlegs
What was that? Some kind of trick? What did you do?
Tuffnut
How'd you do that?
Ruffnut
It was really cool.
Fishlegs
Hey, Hiccup!
Snotlout
Hey, Hiccup, I've never seen a Gronckle do that before!
Hiccup
I left my axe back in the ring. You guys go on ahead. I'll catch up with you.
Astrid gasped. "You never bring an axe to the ring." Hiccup chuckled. "Yeah... a quick lie..." Out of curiosity, Hiccup looked around. He's noticed dragons have weapons based on their fighting style.
Toothless had a staff, black with a purple jewel in the middle, it looked basic, but noble at the same time. Those plasma blasts came from somewhere...
Stormfly had a crossbow, mimicking her spine-tail. The arrows were orange, the crossbow, carved and painted beautifully.
Hookfang wielded an axe. His power was to set himself on fire, so his armor mimicked that. The axe looked really good, sharp iron and smooth wood.
Meatlug had a double-sided hammer, mimicking her bludgeon tail. It looked almost like her tail, sphere-like and bumpy.
Barf and Belch had spears. Like Hookfang, their power did not need a special weapon, the gas and spark would just come from their mouth.
Hiccup concluded in general, they all could breathe fire, but some had special weapons.
[Hiccup puts Toothless to sleep by scratching him just below the chin.]
Toothless blushed. The other dragons, aside from Stormfly, giggled. She had gone down the same way.
[Hiccup the puts the Deadly Nadder to sleep the same way during training.]
Ooh. Now it looked good, how did it feel like?
Tuffnut
Hiccup, you're totally going to come in first, there's no question.
Hiccup smiled despite himself, people finally thought he was worth something. He caught himself though. Coming in first meant killing a dragon.
[Toothless chases a shiny light that Hiccup creates using the sun and a hammer.]
Toothless grew redder. "I'm not a cat, Hiccup!"
"I beg to differ."
"Hiccup!"
Gobber
Meet the Terrible Terror.
Tuffnut
Ha! That's like the size of my-
[The dragon attacks Tuffnut.]
Astrid sighed. "Thank Thor."
Tuffnut (cont.)
AH! GET IT OFF! OH, I'M HURT! I AM VERY MUCH HURT!
Ruffnut cackled.
[The Terrible Terror chases a shiny light created by Hiccup's shield.]
Said Terror squirmed. He, an older Terror, was reduced to a small hatchling by that light!
Tuffnut (cont.)
Wow, he's better than you ever were.
[Astrid sees Hiccup holding a harness while throwing her axe at the trees in the forest. Hiccup runs away and loses Astrid.]
Erin laughed. "He was like: nope."
Toothless joined. "He blends in so..."
Hiccup blushed, his green tunic actually matching the bushes behind them.
[Hiccup practices new tail positions with Toothless, when the rope snaps and bends the safety hook.]
Ouch...
Hiccup
Oh, great.
Oh... Great.
[Hiccup sneaks Toothless into the blacksmith shop to remove the connecting cord.]
Viking
Hiccup.
Stoick gasped. "You brought a dragon to the village!"
"I'm more concerned how no one noticed."
"He's a black dragon, Tuffnut!"
"Oh..."
[Toothless throws a bucket and Astrid hears the noise.]
"Toothless!"
"What, I was curious."
Astrid (o.s.)
Hiccup? Are you in there?
Hiccup
Astrid. Hey! Hi, Astrid. Hi, Astrid. Hi, Astrid.
"Smooth..."
"Shush."
Astrid
I normally don't care what people do, but you're acting weird. Well, weirder.
"Thanks."
"Anytime."
[Hiccup is pulled through the shutter doors. Astrid tries to see what happened, but doesn't notice Hiccup flying away with Toothless.]
"Toothless!" Exasperated yell.
"What, I saw a sheep."
Laughter.
Gobber
Well, I trust you found the nest at least?
Stoick
Not even close.
Gobber
Ah. Excellent.
"'Excellent' wording Gobber."
"Thanks!"
Poor Gobber didn't catch the sarcasm.
Stoick
I hope you had a little more success than me.
Gobber
Well, if by success, you mean that your parenting troubles are over with, then... yes.
Phlegma
Congratulations, Stoick! Everyone is so relieved.
Starkard
Out with the old and in with the new, right?!
Hoark the Haggard
No one will miss that old nuisance!
Ack
The village is throwing a party to celebrate!
"..."
"..."
Stoick
He's gone?
Gobber
Yeah... most afternoons. But who can blame him? I mean the life of a celebrity's very rough. He can barely walk through the village without being swarmed by his new fans.
Stoick
Hiccup?
"No, you're other son."
Gobber
Who would've thought, eh? He has this way with the beasts.
A 'way' he has, indeed.
Hiccup
Okay there, bud, we're gonna take this nice and slow. Here we go. Here we go... position three, no, four.
Toothless grumbled.
Hiccup (cont.)
Alright, it's go time. It's go time. Come on, buddy, come on, buddy!
Astrid looked up. 'Toothless' turned to 'Buddy' to 'Bud'. Cute.
Hiccup (cont.)
Yes, it worked!
[Hiccup accidentally flies Toothless into one of the sea stacks.]
The halls flinched. Poor dragon.
Hiccup (cont.)
Sorry!
Hiccup (cont.)
That was my fault.
Everyone saw Toothless's annoyance through that ear-slap.
Hiccup (cont.)
Yeah, yeah, I'm on it. Position four, uh, three. Yeah! Go baby! Yes! Oh, this is amazing! The wind in my...
Hiccup (cont.)
... CHEAT SHEET! STOP!
"The wind in yer cheat sheet?"
"Shush, Gobber."
[Hiccup's diagram flies away and he tries to catch it, but unhooks the safety cord and falls. He tries to get back on the saddle, getting smacked with Toothless' tail in the process.]
Stoick and Astrid panicked, trying to remember Hiccup was still living. The other dragons winced, tails were heavy.
Hiccup (cont.)
NOOOOOO! Oh, gosh! Oh, gods! Oh, no!
Hiccup (cont.)
Alright! You gotta kind angle yourself! Okay, no, no, no... come back down towards me! Come back down- YOW!
So many injuries that day! Those leathery wings looked like they made Hiccup pass out!
[Finally reattaching, Hiccup tries to memorize the sheet before smoothly swerving through rocks, swiftly changing tail positions.]
Awed silence, with a proud Hiccup and Toothless. Many dragons finally had a look at the metal sewn into leather that made up a saddle and replaced tail-fin.
Hiccup (cont.)
YEEAHHH! Ah, come on!
Toothless grinned. That's what Hiccup gets, for smashing him into rocks and almost killing him.
Hiccup
Uh... no thanks. I'm good.
Toothless has regurgitated so much fish for Hiccup. For three seconds, dragons thought Toothless was starving himself, until they realize Hiccup carries a big basket for him to eat out of, so he was fine.
Hiccup (cont.)
Not so fireproof on the inside, are you? There you go.
Young vikings cooed. Poor dragon!
Hiccup (cont.)
Everything we know about you guys is wrong.
Some vikings nodded. What if they were wrong?
Done! Sorry it took so long vnv
~Keitaro-San