Author's Note: As some of you may NOT know, today is a holiday. It is the day of Barbossa. NO this is not the same Barbossa that tried to re-make the Roman Empire nor is it Captain Barbossa of the Black Pearl EITHER! Today is the day of a hero to us Puerto Ricans. But like all Puerto Rican heroes, this guy did NOTHING! This is nothing but a worthless holiday in which I would like a moment to bow my head in silence and thank this guy for doing absolutely nothing. (gotta love PR for their excess of holidays where you can take a day off from work and school to watch hot chicks in bikinis get wet on the beach. NOW we may actually thank Barbossa for doing nothing)…
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
A heavy fog had set in the village of Konoha. It was the strangest weather for the Leaf as it's always sunny. The old Hokage could only sit on the floor, waiting patiently for the weather to leave. But he knew it would not…
"I think I'll deploy my two new agents to guard Naruto. I have a feeling that he's here." He said quietly to himself. He shuddered and crossed his arms. "It's awfully cold!"
"Lord Hokage, who's coming?" ask a female voice from behind the old ninja.
"Anko, I think we need to set them loose. I think their leader is here…"
Anko smiled softly as she put her hands into her pockets.
"Do you think it is wise to let those two out already? Words are just mere contracts that are easily broken!"
"I have a plan. So, you need not worry. But I do think we need ANBU to secure the outside. They are to capture whoever tries to exit the village without expressed permission from myself."
"I guess that magic ball works wonder, eh?"
"Many ninjas could die today as they did last night. So be careful…"
Anko bowed her head a little and left the room.
Meanwhile, on Konoha's outer walls, three figures with black capes silently ran down and into Konoha.
"Kind of ridiculous on why we run up and down walls continuously when we could just put on henge and waltz in. They would not expect that from top ninjas!" Hidan whispered to Kakuzo as they landed on soil.
"We're in. So no talking from here on out. We're lucky to have fog. I think Boss has something to do with it…" Itachi whispered as he ran from wall to wall hoping not to get caught.
Hidan rolled his eyes and put his hands together.
"Transform!" he said very loudly catching the attention of Itachi and Kakuzo.
"I told you that you shouldn't talk!" Itachi yelled as the puff of smoke cleared to show a beautiful young woman wearing a white kimono.
"I think we can easily get past the guards! Don't you think!"
Itachi scratched his head and looked at the woman before him. He quickly turned around when he heard another 'Transform' from behind. Kakuzo also turned himself into a woman. This one was just as beautiful as the other.
"Well?" Kakuzo urged. Itachi blushed as he put his hands together. His hands trembled and his voice stuttered.
"T-T-Trans…Form…" he said quickly as he was surrounded by smoke. Hidan and Kakuzo waited in anticipation for Itachi to show himself but to their surprise…
Itachi transformed into a fat and short ugly woman.
"I guess we couldn't have expected more from an Uchiha…" Hidan sighed as he shook his head. Itachi just growled a little and took out a fan.
"We got to capture Naruto. Now, let's go!"
At the Prison:
Kakashi walked through the corridors slowly, passing all the cells. In his hands, he held a key.
He stopped at a certain cell and opened it. One man exited out and stood in front of Kakashi. The man had long black hair and plain white eyes. He had an evil grin that made the all-seeing legendary ninja a bit uneasy.
"Hyuuga Manimuri and…" Kakashi announced and stopped while a familiar tall fishy looking ninja stepped out as well.
"Hoshigaki Kisame…"