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Ten Things About…
Chapter 7
Madam Hooch
1.) Madam Hooch wore a wig. A rather lovely wig. High quality. See that's why she always hated reffing, because when she flew around fast, her wig would get kind of lopsided. She thought she saw Cho Chang looking at her kind of funny, when her wig was kind of sideways. But most people didn't notice. Right? She thought so…
2.) People said she had eyes like a hawk. Well really, she wore contacts…
3.) Whenever she was upset, she would get a gigantic bag of Cadbury's and watch Singing in the Rain. She had a crush on Jean Kelly.
4.) Shakespeare. She hated Shakespeare. Why couldn't he have made his stupid characters talk normally? What was with all that "doth troth thee thou thither" stuff? It was ridiculous! Did people actually talk like that, or was Shakespeare living in an insane asylum? And now people actually performed it! For fun!
5.) She was secretly a Winnie-the-Pooh fan. At every meal she had to restrain herself from singing the "Rumbly in my Tumbly" song. Actually, during Halloween, she forgot to restrain herself. Professor Vector, who she was sitting next to, always regarded her as very odd since. Apparently old Vector thought that a respectful woman singing toddler songs and wiggling around and making her fork pretend to climb a tree to get honey was mentally disturbing. Come on! Forks like honey!
6.) She didn't really understand about Voldemort. Well, she knew what he was trying to do, she just couldn't figure out why. Why would anyone want to do that? It was inconceivable! (She liked the Princess Bride too.) How could anyone find joy in killing innocent people? It was ridiculous!
7.) She still remembered when Lily Evans and James Potter were at school. After all that Lily had done to James, he still pursued her. It was inconceivable! How could someone love another person who scorned and ignored them? She couldn't work it out.
8.) She wasn't stupid. All this stuff about her not figuring stuff out, well, everyone gets confused. She still wasn't stupid. She could figure a lot of stuff out. Just not James and Voldemort.
9.) Lots of times, Professor Sinistra said that all she was good at was Quidditch. Well, she wasn't. She happened to be a professional ballet dancer for the Ballet Russe. She was in the corps! And she was very good at it too! If that Professor Sinistra thinks that she is single-talented, she's sadly mistaken! Hmmph!
10.) She hated wars. She always tried to stay away from them. And yet she'd lived through 3 wars! How could that be possible! She was so unlucky! And she was not a pessimist, so get that out of your head!!
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