– God Eater –
"Where is everyone?" Kurama wondered as it drifted along the air, passing through several locked and sealed door unhindered. In its intangible state, only energy-based barrier could have a shot of slowing it down. As for solid matters, Kurama could pass right through them like they weren't even there.
"Don't tell me this is a ghost ship?" Kurama added.
An Asgard vessel was designed to be fully automated. Thus, the vessel would only ever need a single crew member at any one time – the captain. And with the ongoing war with the replicators, ships had becomes relatively scarce. There were no effective means of defeating the mechanical menace that plagued their galaxy, at least not a technologically.
After reviewing what happened aboard Thor's vessel the Bilskirnir, the Asgard High Council believed another method – a more primitive method – was needed. That was one of the reasons why Sigdell escorted SG-1 back to Earth. If there was a sure way to defeat the replicators, it would be found with the humans. And he might have just found one aboard his ship. Its energy signature was unlike any he had seen before. Now he just needed a way to contain it. That was harder than said. Nothing he did even slow down the entity.
Kurama yawned as it passed through yet another shielded barrier. It had difficult the first few times, but once it understood how the containment shield worked fundamentally, it could phase through them as easy as it did with solid matter. That was a new skill it gained since arriving in this universe.
In truth, Kurama got the idea from the replicators it had studied. The replicator could pass through any kind of energy shields if they knew what frequency the shield used to oscillate. Kurama could easily figure out the frequency by trial and error (ramming itself against the shield), and once it had the frequency, it only the matter of mimicking the oscillation with its intangible body.
Of course, if Kurama couldn't figure out the frequency, it could always use brute force. If everything failed, a Bijuudama would definitely do the trick.
Kurama continued its way towards the bridge – at least where it believed the bridge to be. Whoever controlling the ship should be there. What it found there was a surprise. It had never seen a real life alien before despite coming to face with a multitude of creatures from all kind of dimensions.
"Are you a little short to be flying this humongous ship?" Kurama asked and narrowed its eyes. "Are you compensating for something?"
Sigdell had no idea what Kurama was insinuating. He activated the defense system in the bridge. A couple of turrets emerged from the ceiling and immediately fired at the red mist that was the nine-tailed beast. The two plasma bolts slammed into it, distorting its form before they were absorbed.
"Hmm…. not bad," Kurama muttered and flicked one of its nine astral tails. The tail made short work of the turrets. It then paused and sighed at the damage it caused. "I'm not supposed to destroy the ship."
Kurama swooped down and swirled around Sigdell. "I will need to know how it works so pardon the intrusion. I've never possess an alien before so this is a new experience for both you and me, mainly me."
Sigdell couldn't let out a single sound as the red mist torrent into his mouth and eyes. It only took a handful of seconds for the mist to fully invade his body and mind. There was nothing he could do to stop it from reading his thoughts and memory. His head throbbed heavily. His consciousness began to slip away and replaced with something sinister.
As he fell asleep, Sigdell saw flashes of many worlds, some beautiful beyond comprehension, some reduced to nothing but a desolate, lifeless wasteland by powers that could not be possible. In each of the dream, there was always a blond-haired young man. His name was Naruto Uzumaki, and he was the devil – figuratively and literally. His desire to return to the place of his birth – the origin of his existence – would be the death of everyone in this universe and the next.
Sigdell soon collapsed to the floor, eyes closed. Only minutes later, his eyes snapped open. The pitch blackness in those round eyes was gone – replaced by ominous red. Within the crimson orb, a crack formed and manifested into a vertical slit.
Kurama blinked and pulled himself off the floor. "This feels strange, very, very strange."
– God Eater –
"The fuck happens here?"
Naruto frowned as he looked at the mess in the bridge of his Ha'tak. His underlings were shot to hell, bleeding out on the floor. There were blobs of ink plastered over the wall. Each one marked a death of a black replicator. Amongst the corpses that littered the area were three people Naruto had never seen before. They weren't Jaffa, at least two weren't. They were dressed in Earth's military uniform.
They were obvious the culprits considering their firearms. It wasn't nice of them to board his flagship and proceed to massacre the crew despite he did just that more than three hours ago.
"How they got on the ship?" Naruto questioned as he recalled securing the teleportation rings. He didn't like unwanted guests boarding his ship, but they still managed to get on his ship somehow. It might have been through the hangar bay, but he got that locked down too. "Is there another way of teleporting?"
A distinct sound answered his question. White light flashed and deposited a sickly gray-looking alien next to him. He almost killed it on reflex. Luckily, he managed to stop himself from making more of a mess in the bridge.
"Okay," Naruto sighed. "Who or what the fuck are you? And how did you get here? Is that some kind of technology?"
"Greeting humans," the gray alien greeted Naruto and his company, Amanda, Alexis and June. They were taken aboard for some more loving time while watching an epic space battle. Naruto would be in for a disappointment since there would be no epic space battle. He would still be able to have a lot of fun though.
"I come in peace," the alien added.
Naruto narrowed his eyes. "You will come in pieces in a second, Kurama. What are you supposed to be?"
"An Asgard," Kurama answered and scanned the bridge. "I see we have company."
"Yeah," Naruto muttered and tried to ignore the fact that an Asgard had no genitalia. "By the way, where are your pants?"
"Where are yours?" Kurama responded.
"It's somewhere over the rainbow," Naruto answered and rubbed his semi-erect cock. "I need my helmsmen to fly this ship. Can the coffin revive him?"
"Coffin?" Kurama asked and raised his non-existence eyebrow.
"Sarcophagus," Naruto clarified.
"Yes, but that won't be necessary," Kurama said and had Ka'lak beamed away. It would take a few minutes to revive him on the Asgard's vessel. Their technology was far more advanced than that of the Goa'uld, and the Goa'uld was more advanced than that of Earth.
"I want these three revived too," Naruto said and pointed at the three corpses. They hadn't dead for long so they could be revived.
"Why?"
"Because I need to teach them not to board my ship and shoot up my bridge," Naruto said and eyed the girl. "She's first."
"Haven't you fucked enough already?" Kurama questioned.
"I will never have enough," Naruto snorted and wrapped his arms around Alexis and June. "Want to see my bedroom? It got tons of cool toys. You come too Amanda. I want to fuck your huge tits. They are natural right?"
"Yes, Naruto-sama," Amanda said obediently. The three girls were too far gone and obeyed without question. They didn't even remember what they were supposed to be doing before meeting Naruto.
"You taught them Japanese?"
"Only the basic," Naruto said and lead them all to his bedroom. It was once belong to a Goa'uld. It would serve him well. "I'll see you in half an hour."
"Right," Kurama responded and beamed the rest of the corpses away, readying to be revived aboard the Asgard vessel. He cocked his head afterwards and watched the replicators crawling on the wall with a frown. The frown vanish a fraction of second later when dozens of replicators were reduced to cinders.
"These Asgard sure have a powerful mind," Kurama muttered and went through the knowledge he had ripped from Sigdell's mind. What remained of Sigdell was nothing more than a fleeting memory, but Sigdell's desire to prevent his people's extinction could still be felt. And because of that, Kurama had done something he wouldn't do.
The replicators immediately attempted to create more of themselves to the remains of their former brethren. They then returned to the task of repairing the ship. They could not upgrade the ship in a way an actual replicator would because they lacked the scientific knowledge.
– God Eater –
"My Lord," Ka'lak kowtowed. Sitting before him were his God and three human slaves. Neither his God nor the humans wore any kind of clothing. In fact, one of the slaves was servicing his God right in front of him. The other two were making out with each other without a shred of shame.
"Get up," Naruto said and took in deep breath. He eyed Amanda as she bobbed on his cock. His eyes returned to Ka'lak, who remained prostrated. "If I believed you are in fault, I wouldn't have revived you. As long as you are loyal to me, death will have no claims on your soul. Now, return to your post and ready to land this ship. I will be with you momentarily."
"Yes, my Lord," Ka'lak said and got up. He arched his brow slightly when his God pressed down the servicing girls head and grunted. He then took his leave. Outside the corridor was the rest of the revived Jaffa. They were all honored to be returned to the world of the living. Their punishment for failure was to clean the ship from top to bottom.
As each of the Jaffa carried out their designated task, Kurama returned to the Ha'tak using Asgard's beaming technology.
"Hey Naruto. I think I found a way to power the pendant," Kurama said. It had spent the last half an hour going through every traces of memory it managed to steal from the Asgard. There was quite a lot and it would take sometimes to go through all of it.
"Really? You found magic in this universe?" Naruto asked as he released Amanda's head, allowing her to breathe. She swallowed the spunk in her mouth before straddling him and impaled herself onto his meat rod.
"Ug…" Naruto grunted and wrapped his hands around her slender waist. He proceeded to pound her tight cunt hard all while talking to Kurama who had taken possession of an Asgard's body. Except for the crimson eyes, Kurama was indistinguishable from a real Asgard.
"Not exactly," Kurama responded, paying absolutely no mind to what was happening. "But there are things in this place that isn't technology. There is something called Ascension."
"Ascension? Some kind of power-up?"
"More or less," Kurama said. "It allows a person to shred their physical body and becomes a state of pure energy. Sounds familiar?"
"A transcendent soul huh," Naruto said and gripped Amanda's ass. He then rammed all of his length into her cunt, pressing against her womb. "Fuck…! Fuck! Ugh! Ugh!"
"Yes, a soul, and we can convert souls into magic. It won't be perfect, but it would be enough to get us out of here," Kurama said as Naruto exploded in Amanda, dumping loads after loads of batter into her womb. It took a full minute for him to come down from the climax. Huge amount of cum oozed out of her cunt and coated his balls.
"We need like shit load of them," Naruto said and lifted Amanda off his shaft. He turned to June and Alexis. "Come here and clean me, June. Alexis, you clean up Amanda."
June immediately kneeled between his legs and proceeded to clean his shaft and balls, slurping up the spunk mixed with Amanda's juice while Alexis sucked the spunk directly from Amanda's cunt. It didn't take long for Naruto to fuck her face.
"Yes, we would," Kurama said and looked about the room. "I think I know who has been watching us since our arrival in this universe."
Naruto narrowed his eyes. "Well, I killed Gods before. This won't be any different. But we should set up a barrier to prevent them spying on us."
"Already took the liberty of doing so," Kurama pointed out. "You might check the seals yourself to make sure."
"Cool. I will check it later," Naruto said. He was better than Kurama at Fuinjutsu, but Kurama was not a novice by any mean. The seals the fox put should stop unwanted visitors.
"What about those three?" Naruto asked and got up for his seat. He pulled his throbbing cock out of June's mouth and painted her face in white. He sucked in a deep breath before pushing his cock back into her mouth and dropping back onto his seat. She hummed and continued to worship his dick.
"Have they been revived yet?" Naruto added.
"More or less," Kurama said. "I left them all in a stasis pod. Those three are pretty famous amongst the Goa'uld. They did set off a nuke in Ra's face."
"Ra… it's so weird to not think them as Gods," Naruto said. In several previous universes, Ra was a real, living God.
"Goa'uld are imposters," Kurama said. "They merely masqueraded as Gods. As for the real one, who really knows what happens to them. Maybe they don't exist. Maybe they do. If they do then we can capture one and drain all of their magic."
Naruto nodded and looked down at June. "I think I need to add another girl."
"What happened to the one that taze you? What was her name?"
"Melissa," Naruto answered and scratched his head. "She's being taught a lesson while her boyfriend watches. He tries to shoot me. He won't be shooting anyone ever again."
Kurama narrowed his eyes. "You want to teach Carter a lesson?"
"Carter?"
"Her name is Samantha Carter," Kurama said, referring to the blond woman that was dead for few minutes. "She went by Sam or Carter. She is a member of SG-1."
"Yes," Naruto said and rubbed his chin. He was thinking of ways to teach the woman a lesson. Killing her was too easy and rather unsatisfying. "Does she have a boyfriend?"
"How would I know?"
"Didn't you read her mind?"
"A little," Kurama admitted. He had the stasis' pod read their surface thoughts instead of possessing them himself. "She doesn't have any, but she does have strong attraction to her commanding officer – the male human."
Naruto smirked. "I see. Awesome! I think I have just a lesson for her."
"If you're just going to rape her then rape her and be done with it," Kurama snorted. He wondered why he said that. He strangely cared for SG-1's wellbeing. They would not survive a real encounter with Naruto under normal circumstances.
"Hey, you're no fun," Naruto said. "We should have fun while we are here. If you have a dick or the like, I'm sure you would go around fucking as many girls as you can."
"I doubt that," Kurama said as Naruto removed June from his cock, wanting to have fun with Carter on the pretense of punishment. He immediately regretted retrieving his cock and rammed it back into her mouth. He spent next minute fucking her face and then dumping his cum into her throat.
"Ah, yeah, suck it all out," Naruto said and let June greedily sucked out every single drop while her face was covered in cum. He wanted to leave, but seeing her like that, he just wanted to violate her again and again so he did.
"I'm going out for a bit," Naruto said after filling June's cunt to the brink and roughly face fucking Alexis and dumping loads after loads into her stomach. He would have fucked her like he fucked June and Amanda too, but unfortunately, she passed out from the oral abuse.
"You three take a rest. When I get back, we going to fuck until all of you become paralyze," stated Naruto. He turned to Kurama. "Alright, take me to my new slave – I mean – you know what I mean."
Kurama rolled his eyes and beamed Naruto aboard the Asgard vessel, now under their command. He then led Naruto the three stasis pod containing Teal'c, Jack O'Neill and Samantha Carter. All three of them looked much better than they were half an hour.
"Should I wake her up?"
"Let me get ready first," Naruto said and examined Jack O'Neill, getting the man's appearance to the minute detail. After several hand signs and one simple jutsu that had prevented him from graduating to genin many years ago, he formed a grin. "How do I look?"