DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN OURAN IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM
"Kaoru is everything going okay?" Haruhi asked walking up with Alezae and Ayume.
"Yes everything is fine. The poor little ones needed a nap is all," said Tamaki.
"Oh, I see," said Alezae, "It's probably nap time for some of the others as well huh?"
"My thoughts exactly," said Tamaki.
"Was there anything else Kaoru needs for the girls?" asked Haruhi.
"Um," said Alezae looking at her cart, "No I think we got the basics covered. Should you need anything else you can just call and I'll have it delivered to your home Kaoru."
"Thanks," said Kaoru, "Shall can I go ahead and take them home then?"
"Yes you should," said Haruhi, "Go ahead and take them out to the car while I go out and find Hikaru and Vanessa. The girl's probably dying for a smoke."
"I thought she quit," said Tamaki.
"Hikaru said she toned it down to social occasions," said Haruhi walking off to find the pair. However she didn't have to go too far before Hikaru and Vanessa arrived with the other four Suoh children.
"Did you find the girls?" asked Hikaru with concern.
"Yes," said Kaoru, "They're asleep."
"Oh good," said Hikaru walking over to his brother and examining the twins, "Want me to take one Kaoru?"
"Could you?" asked Kaoru weakly.
"Sure, come here little one, come to Uncle Hikaru," said Hikaru softly taking one of the twins, Li Ming, into his arms gently, "Where did you find them?"
"In a toy plane over there, they said they were trying to go find their mommy," said Haruhi.
"Oh," said Hikaru, "We'd tried doing things like that when we were super young huh Kaoru?"
"Yeah, but we got over it fast," said Kaoru, "Come on let's get them home."
"I'll see to it that your things are delivered to your home Kaoru and have someone come along to install your child locks," said Alezae.
"Okay," said Kaoru heading to the door.
"Kaoru," said Haruhi.
"What?" asked Kaoru.
"Don't you have something to say to Alezae about her helping you in all of this?" asked Haruhi.
"Um, what exactly?" asked Kaoru.
"How about thank you?" said Haruhi.
"Oh uh thank you," said Kaoru.
"No problem Kaoru," said Alezae.
"So do you think Kaoru's going to do okay as a father Tamaki?" asked Alezae as they watched the group leave the store.
"I think fatherhood is just the sort of thing Kaoru needs to help put his life back in perspective," said Tamaki, "Kaoru's a good person my dear. He just needs something good in his life again."
"Let's hope so," said his wife.
"Alright here we go," said Kaoru depositing Xing Xing onto the couch when they got home.
"Kaoru, you should take them upstairs to their room," said Haruhi picking up the girl, "Come on Hikaru I'll show you to the room I helped pick out."
"Sure," said Hikaru.
"Why is Hikaru showing more interest in your daughters then you?" asked Vanessa.
"He's their uncle and he's always said that should he become an uncle he'd do his best to dote on them. Of course I said the same thing should I ever become an uncle," said Kaoru.
"So if Hikaru were to become a father, you'd be acting like he is now with his kids?" asked Vanessa.
"Maybe," said Kaoru, "Why you're not pregnant are you?"
"No!" said Vanessa, "I'm not ready to ruin my body or give up smoking."
"Yes heaven forbid you be forced to give up that," said Kaoru.
"Here you are," said Haruhi lying Li Ming down on the bigger bed, "We'll have to do something with this bed when the new kids' ones arrive."
"Well there's enough room in here we can keep this one in here for now along with the kids beds in case they want to share and be close," said Hikaru.
"Like you and Kaoru?" asked Haruhi.
"Haruhi, they're in a new place with a man they don't even know. They're scared and they feel alone and the only person they know that's familiar is each other. It's only natural they'd want to be together at this point," Hikaru explained laying Xing Xing down on the big bed as well.
"I see," said Haruhi. She supposed that made sense. Just then they heard a doorbell ring.
"That must be the girls' things," said Hikaru.
"Hello?" said Kaoru opening the door.
"Kaoru Hitachiin?" said a man with a clipboard.
"Yes, you must be here to drop my junk off huh?" said Kaoru, "Come on in."
"Oh good the things are here," said Haruhi as she and Hikaru came downstairs.
"Yes, so Hikaru can we go now?" asked Vanessa, "After all of this I need a good facial."
"Sure," said Hikaru, "Good luck Kaoru."
"Now what do we do?" Kaoru asked Haruhi.
"I'm going too," said Haruhi.
"Wait what?" asked Kaoru.
"The girls are upstairs sleeping in the third room from the master room. It shouldn't be too hard to figure out where they are."
"But what do I do when they wake up?!" asked Kaoru.
"That's something you'll have to figure out for yourself Kaoru," said Haruhi.
"But, but what about all this stuff?" asked Kaoru as he the movers kept bringing in more things in.
"I thought some of the workers are putting them together," said Haruhi.
"We are," said one of the workers, "By orders of Mrs. Suoh."
"There see you'll be fine," said Haruhi, "I'll come by tomorrow and check on them okay. You know what number to call should you need me. Good luck, you'll need it."
"But, but," Kaoru kept sputtering as he fallowed Haruhi to the elevator and the doors closed in his face.
"Ah damn it!" he shouted before walking into the penthouse again, "Now what do I do?"
"Where are all of your bathrooms, sir?" asked one of the workers.
"Why?" asked Kaoru.
"We need to install the child locks onto everything," said the man.
"Oh yeah sure," said Kaoru as he showed them the kitchen and where all the bathrooms were, "Hey uh are you guys going to be here for a while?" asked Kaoru.
"Yes sir," said the worker.
"Good, I'll be down at my club then," said Kaoru as he headed out.
"Uh," said the worker.
"Did he just leave?" asked another.
"I guess," said the head worker, "I suppose we should just go ahead and keep putting the things together for now."
"Where are we putting things like the toys and beds?" asked another worker.
"Uh I guess he doesn't care. We'll just find a room that looks good and put them in there for now I suppose."
"Okay then," said the others as they went back to work.
"Hey Boss," said Junpie when Kaoru arrived at the bar, "Haven't seen you all morning."
"Hit me hard!" Kaoru ordered as he slumped down on to his seat.
"Rough night with that one chick?" asked Junpie as he served his boss up a drink.
"That was nothing compared to the morning I had. You know that one chick that I apparently cheated on Haruhi with a few years ago?" asked Kaoru.
"Yeah I think I've heard you two arguing that before. What happened?" asked Junpie.
"She uh showed up at my doorstep with what she claims are my daughters," said Kaoru.
"Wait what?" asked Junpie.
"I'm apparently a father," said Kaoru, "Of twin girls, Li Ming and Xing Xing."
"How old are they?" asked Junpie
"Three I would think," said Kaoru.
"Well where are they right now?" asked Junpie.
"Upstairs asleep," said Kaoru.
"Who's watching them?" asked Junpie.
"I don't know, I have lot of delivery guys up there right now setting things up for them," said Kaoru.
"Kaoru, you know you really shouldn't leave three years old alone for too long," said Junpie.
"They're fine, they're asleep," said Kaoru.
"Yeah but they're not going to be asleep for too long and if there's one thing you should know is you shouldn't leave three years along unsupervised for too long," said Junpie.
"Since when have you been the absolute expert on children?" asked Kaoru.
"Well I do have a son who's five now," said Junpie.
"You do?" asked Kaoru.
"Yeah, Washi remember?" said Junpie, "You've met him before."
"Well uh," said Kaoru, "Sorry Junpie, I guess it must have slipped my mind."
"That's alright Boss, but my point still stands. You really should consider not leaving them alone for too long. Three years old alone can only equal trouble."
"Hmm," said Kaoru, "Well after a few drinks I'll go back and check up on them.
"Okay, but you probably shouldn't get too drunk either, alright Boss?" said Junpie.
"When I have ever done that?" asked Kaoru.
"WHAA-HOO!" Kaoru shouted with delight after gulping down another drink, "Yeah this is a night meant for partying!" The ladies around him all laughed. Junpie watched from behind the bar shaking his head in disgust.
"Of course this evening wouldn't be complete without you ladies here to enjoy it with me," said Kaoru gawking at them. The ladies giggled.
"Hey uh Boss?" said Junpie finally.
"What?" asked Kaoru.
"Don't you think it's about time you went home?" asked Junpie.
"You know what you're right! Come on ladies let's head up to my place and have a real party!" said Kaoru. He slammed his glass down on the bar and stood up with the still giggling girls.
"Uh Boss are you sure that's a good idea?" asked Junpie.
"What I've done this before," said Kaoru leading the girls to his private elevator.
"Just you wait girls, this is going to be a great party," said Kaoru once he unlocked his apartment and walked in. However the minute he walked in he was surprised to see Li Ming and Xing Xing standing there with their backpacks looking like they were getting ready to head out.
"What are you two doing here out of your room? I thought you were asleep?" asked Kaoru. Until he noticed the time and realized that was about four hours ago, "Oh crap."
"You got kids?" asked one of the ladies.
"This doesn't sound so great anymore," said one of the other ladies. All of the girls started to head out back to the elevator.
"No wait, don't go!" Kaoru pleaded, "Damn it this is just not my day!"