The Skullkids danced playfully all around them. The blew on their blowpipes and the needles all had direct hits. Both Vaati and Ganon yowled in pain.
"Wait a second…" Vaati said. "Ganon, we're the bad guys! All powerful, able to smite anyone-except for that damn "fairy" boy-who get in our way!"
"You're right!" Ganon said. "You take that half, I'll take this half." He pointed to two halves. Vaati nodded. The two stood back to back. Ganon unleashed blasts of dark energy at his half while Vaati unleashed a flurry of cyclones.
Soon enough, there was only one Skullkid left. And he wasn't giggling and dancing anymore. Vaati and Ganon closed in on Skullkid, who was now practically pooing himself.
"Holy crap!" Skullkid said, finally realizing who he was dealing with. "You're Ganondorf and you're… you're… That wind guy… Starts with a V…"
"VAATI! MY NAME IS VAATI!" The angry mage cried out.
"Actually it's Gufuu." Ganon interjected.
"SHUT UP!" Vaati said. When the mage turned to face the Skullkid, he had disappeared. "Where the hell did he go?"
The familiar giggle came and they turned to see the Skullkid running away deeper into the forest. Cursing, Vaati chased after the mischievous creature.
"Wait! You shouldn't go there! That's where… aw fuck it…" Ganon said. "I'll take care of that later. I'll handle the owl first…"
Vaati hadn't even noticed that he was chasing Skullkid into a whole different place. Then he lost Skullkid.
"Where'd that little fucker go?" Vaati asked to no one in particular. Then all of a sudden.
"Where'd those two go?! Skullkid! Tael! Hey you, there! Have you seen a weird looking kid and purple fairy?" Tatl asked. Vaati stared at the fairy for a second and then twitched. With a mallet that just came out of nowhere, he began chasing the fairy to smash it.
"MUST… KILL… FAIRY!" He said in between smashes. And poor lil' Tatl was flying for her life.
"What the hell is this guy's problem?!" She said as she managed to find a temporary hiding place.
Meanwhile, Ganon managed to find the tree without problem. It seems that with lack of any distractions such as Vaati and Skullkid, the owl's nesting place wasn't that hard to find.
He stared up at the massive tree. The owl didn't seem to be present, which was good for him. So he began his climb up the tree. He shuffled up, grabbing hold of the branches, and getting higher up. Soon, he reached a massive nest and crawled in.
"Now… if I was a giant owl… where would I hide blackmail about a hero that I stole from two bad guys…" He asked himself. Then he looked over to a hole in the trunk of the tree. "There!"
He reached in the hole and felt around. The first thing he pulled out was a puppy. Not wanting to damage the cute creature, he just put it to the side. He reached in again, this time pulling out a used tissue. He yelped and threw it off the side of the tree, rubbing his hand off on the bottom of the nest. He reached in again and this time grabbed the file.
"Yes! Hey… what's that?" he asked, seeing some sort of weird thing in the hole of the tree. He reached in and pulled out a skull. His eyes widened, he threw it back into the hollow of the tree and said, "I know NOTHING!"
He made his way to the side of the tree and then looked over. He yelped and retreated back to the center of the nest.
"Dammit! … I'm afraid of heights…"
Ganon just stood in the nest, hoping the owl wasn't going to come back anytime soon. He looked over the edge of the nest one more time and shuddered. Dusk was fast approaching.
"Wonder what Vaati's doing?"
"KILL… FAIRY…" Vaati was still preoccupied with trying to capture Tatl and pull her little wings off. Luckily, Tael had managed to find his older sister.
"What are you doing here?" He asked her.
"I'm hiding from that psycho!" She said.
"Geez, Tatl, I know Skullkid can do some pretty crazy stuff but he's not a psycho…"
"Not that psycho! This-" She was interrupted when…
"SMASH FAIRIES!" Vaati came with his mallet, waving it wildly in an attempt to bash the living crap out of the fairies. The two Faye, in a panic, fluttered away as fast as their wings could take them.
Soon enough, the chase lead straight to Clock Town. And when that happened, the fairies weren't the only ones being terrorized. People were constantly trying to avoid Vaati's attacks. And by that time, he gave up with mallet and started using full-blown magic.
Tatl and Tael (haha, Tattle Tail) eventually managed to find a hiding place that guarded them from Vaati's psychosis. Unfortunately, the people of Clock Town couldn't. The sorcerer was flipping the whole town upside-down, trying to find the fairies. All that could be heard from him was, "Little midget helpers of that big "fairy". Bastards, I'll get rid of them…"
His psychosis was ended when someone finally had the courage enough to approach the mage and hit him over the head with a pan.