Unfortunately, this will be ending soon although I might write a 'V.O.G Tour Diary'
Thanks to Jez Redfern the Huntress and xXKuroiTenshiXx for helping me lot with this chapter.

Dear Diary,

V.O.G is officially on tour!

It's Wormtail, Lucius, Rodolphus, and I.

Wormtail is the Pianist, he's the adorable one.

Lucius is the Bassist, he's hot and dangerous.

Rodolphus is the drummer, he's the quiet and mysterious one.

I'm the lead guitarist and singer, I'm the totally awesome handsome, dreamy one.

Our musical style is a Nickelback\Taylor Swift, with a bit of Disney.
So far we've performed in a totally packed cafeteria, although I think that's only because it was dollar taco day.

We earned our first fangirl there, she's eighty years old and deaf, but she still counts.

Before we has Jane pretend to be a fangirl, we gave her all the merchandise and l forced her to memorize all the songs, including our hit single 'Only one can live'.

She didn't seem very happy, but I'm sure she was just trying to contain her excitement.

We toured in Toronto, Canada, where I was really surprised that there were no polar bears and people didn't live in igloos!

Also people didn't carry around little bottles of maple syrup and weren't all crazy hockey fans.

Huh, who knew?

Then we went to Sydney, Australia, where there were no kangaroos roaming the streets. I even asked to buy one at Target but they said they didn't have any.

After that that we went to Ireland where there were absolutely no leprechauns or pots of gold. I had this whole leprechaun trap so we could catch one and sell him on eBay.

No polar bears, kangaroos, or leprechauns.

WE HAVE BEEN LIED TO OUR ENTIRE LIVES.

And it's quite strange when I tell our huge crowds that I'm from England and they automatically think I drink tea all the time.
I refuse to drink that, that hot leaf juice!
Jane tells me to stop be dramatic and that's exactly what tea is.
We're hoping to open for One Direction but they still haven't replied yet even though it's been three months.

I'm sure they're just worrying we're going to become better then them. After all, we are quite charming not to mention we're incredibly good-looking.
(Especially me.)

-Voldemort