Video Game Survivor Heroes vs. Villains Episode 7 You dumbass girls think you are running the show
Last time on Survivor…after realizing that he was a target Jack scrambled and figured out that Morty had the hidden immunity idol and blamed the discovery on Burke. In the Heroes tribe Jolteon annoyed the tribe with her talking but after winning reward they came together. After falling behind the Heroes made a comeback in immunity and sent the Villains to Tribal Council. With Burke blurting out that Morty had the idol Blazek planned to blindside him but Morty caught wind of the plan and played the idol and ended up taking out Burke in a surprise 2-1-1 vote. 13 are left who will be voted out next?
Heroes: Fawkes, Duran, Flareon, Jolteon, Hunter, Worf
Villains: Jack, Brick, Morty, Kerrigan, Blazek, Russell, Snake
Villains Tribe Night 17
The tribe came back to camp blindsided.
"I am glad that you guys decided to vote out the idol." Morty said sarcastically "It's not like we could have used it on the Heroes."
"You would have joined them." Blazek replied
"After they voted off Roland? I would never join them after that!" Morty yelled
Morty's Confession: I have less trust in this tribe after they tried to blindside me. I was willing to work with them in the merge but now they can forget it. They are cut throats and it shows and if they want to cut my throat I will snipe you from a distance.
"Whatever, who voted for me?" Blazek asked
"That would be me." Russell confessed not sounding regretful. "You were a thorn in ma side and you needed to go."
"For what? For coming up with a plan?" Blazek said getting into Russell's face.
"You dumbass girls think you are running the show but I am the best player eva!" Russell boasted "I made it to the finals twice."
Russell's Confession: This tribe is crashing down hard thanks to those girls. We lose Vulpes, Oak, and Burke. While all expendable we are losing people fast because of them. I ran a tribe twice and we got to the end the only time I had no control my tribe was voted out in the merge.
"You may have gotten there twice but I got to the finals before." Snake said
"Yet you flopped in your second season." Russell replied "The tribe should listen to me."
"Fat chance. You are out of your league on this one." Blazek said walking past Russell.
Blazek's Confession: I am not afraid of some fat short guy with an ego problem. I dealt with plenty of those and took them out. What bothered me was I was almost taken out by that idiot and now I am pissed because he decided to go all sexist on me.
"You're out of your league!" Russell yelled back "You are not even human!"
Blazek stopped and turned before coming back. Snake and Kerrigan got between them holding Blazek back.
"What was that?" Blazek demanded "You little filthy *beep*! How DARE you consider me less than human!"
"Oh, isn't the little Lyran girl pissed." Russell mocked "All angry because the big bad human voted for her."
"You know she could kill you." Brick reminded
"Come on Blazek just walk away." Snake said pushing Blazek away as Kerrigan gave Russell the finger.
Jack's Confession: I love this! Russell is making a jackass out of himself. While I sit here enjoying the show. I just need to lay low and cause very little drama and I will make it to the merge.
Heroes Tribe Day 18
Duran was up early with Fawkes as they gathered wood.
"So, I want to have our alliances join together." Duran offered "Because to be honest neither Pokémon is very strong and I trust you."
"Well, you have proven to be a hard worker around camp so you are welcome in our alliance with Worf." Fawkes said
"Great, because if we lose Jolteon goes but when we merge we have to take out Kerrigan." Duran suggested. "She is too much of a threat to leave in."
"You are correct." Fawkes said "She is strong and smart. A dangerous combination."
Duran's Confession: I am no longer standing by and I am making alliances. I want to control the tribe and when we make the merge Kerrigan is my number 1 target. She knows my secret and I will not let her reveal it.
"So, do we have a deal?" Duran asked as Fawkes shakes his hand.
"We do friend." Fawkes replied
Fawkes's Confession: Duran has been a hard worker and is strong in challenges and I believe he deserves a spot in my alliance. Now we have the majority in the tribe but I rather not lose anyone and go into the merge 6 strong.
Duran was then by the fire with Flareon who was watching over the food.
"So, I know that I am not in any major alliances but I want to join yours." Duran said "You are loyal which is a good quality and despite almost voting me out I am not taking it personally."
"Really?" Flareon asked "Because you looked annoyed the other night."
"Well I was but then I had a good laugh." He said chuckling "I mean you almost voted someone out with throwaway votes and in hindsight it is funny."
"I guess so. So, who goes next?" Flareon asked
"Fawkes, because he is going to dominate the challenges with his size." Duran explained "But when we merge we have to target Kerrigan. She is dangerous."
"I know, I was thinking her." Flareon replied
Duran's Confession: Now I am with the zombie alliance and the Pokémon alliance. This will ensure neither alliance will vote me out and best of all I have everyone on my side to strike against Kerrigan when we merge.
"Good talk. I will inform Worf." Duran said walking away as Flareon glared at him.
Flareon's Confession: What does Duran take me for? I am not fool. He is playing both sides like earlier. The guy may trick everyone that he is friendly but I know something is up. He got rid of Roland, Gordon, and Charger. He is playing the game hard.
Villains Tribe Day 18
Blazek was sunbathing by the river as Kerrigan walks over. "Aren't you cold?" Kerrigan asked
"No, fur keeps me warm." Blazek replied "Besides it is a nice and sunny day."
"I came over to ask how you were doing after last night?" Kerrigan asked with some concern. "You were ready to kill him."
Kerrigan's Confession: Blazek was always a bit of a hot head. With Vulpes and Oak and now she is focusing on Russell. I need to figure out why before she gets herself kicked out of the game and I lose an ally.
"Well if you must know." Blazek sighed "It is how I grew up. I never grew up around other Lyrans. I grew up serving humans in the mirror universe. And aliens were seen as second class citizens and slaves."
"Just like the Zerg once was." Kerrigan commented
"I was bullied a lot for my looks. At least Vulcans can hide their ears and others can look somewhat human but not me." Blazek explained "I killed my first human at age 10 when one pushed me too far. Then the police came and I took them both out. I escaped in a cargo ship and I killed the crew before heading to Lyran space where I was picked up."
"You were freed then?" Kerrigan asked
"No exactly. I was given training as an assassin and was sent back as a slave….a pleasure slave to some sick humans." Blazek said "However I killed and manipulated while acting like an innocent uneducated Lyran who could barely speak human. I got away with some many killings and took out some of the best captains. Until a human named Adrian outed me but I humiliated him by destroying the ship and leaving him in an escape pod in his boxers."
Blazek's Confession: My childhood is something I rarely talk about. I hate being seen as something less. Which is why I hated Vulpes because he saw women as less than human. And Oak treated Mightyena as trash. Despite being a villain in my season I always treated my tribemates as equals.
"By the way you seem a bit more friendly…and different…" Blazek said looking over Kerrigan "Like you got a new skin."
"Well it is complicated." Kerrigan said "I was uninfested and then willing transformed into Zerg again but now I am not controlled by Amon so I have complete free will. Do not get me wrong I am still a bitch that everyone hates but now I can claim that I am not under someone's control….by the way where is Russell?"
"He is around…" Blazek said "I told him that the idol was rehidden and might be in a cave."
A troll walks over with Russell in its hands and drops him off.
"Dang trolls do not like me looking through their stuff." Russell said
"Also the cave was infested with trolls." Blazek laughed
Russell's Confession: I am the best at finding idols. Morty may have gotten his first but with it rehidden I will find it without clues because I am the best player eva!
"Get out of here loser." Blazek said
"Don't tell me with to do!" Russell yelled before walking away.
Blazek's Confession: I know I am playing a more emotional game but I do not take any *beep* from people. Not even Jack. Which is why he avoided me in our season. The guy knows that I could kill him but with Russell he is not worth it. The guy only lasted this long because he is not a horrible human being. He is just an idiot.
Heroes Tribe Day 18
Jolteon and Hunter were outside of camp.
"So why did you bring me here?" Jolteon asked
"Well, have you noticed Duran is making moves?" Hunter asked "He has been talking to Fawkes and Flareon. I have been watching him all day."
"Why does he talk to them and not us?" Jolteon asked
"Because they are considered the leaders to our alliance and not us." Hunter explained "So we need to make sure that we target him and not each other."
Hunter's Confession: Duran is playing both sides and so can I. So, if Jolteon targets Duran I can target Jolteon and if that fails that would be two less votes again me and Fawkes at least. Although it would be strange if the next vote is 2-2-2.
"So, our next vote will be against Duran?" She asked "Okay I will with you. I am sure Flareon will be on board."
"Great to hear that." Hunter said
Jolteon's Confession: I am not sure if I am with Hunter on this one. Duran has been helpful and even though he is playing hard I feel that he would be more loyal with us in the merge because of Kerrigan. Besides you can never trust anyone in this game.
On the other side of camp Duran was with Worf.
"So, I proposed to each alliance to vote out the other." Duran explained "And we can choose which side to take out."
"That is good to know." Worf said as he digs into the ground with his machete.
Worf's Confession: Each day Duran gets more and more sketchy. He seems friendly but then he will go behind your back and makes deals. I am not that type of player. Still I might just look for the idol if I get a clue just to protect myself in case Duran's plan backfires on him.
"So, I guess we wait now?" Worf asked
"No, we keep playing the game. Waiting is how people fail which is how I failed twice." Duran explained "Kane took me out because I waited and then Kerrigan took me out because I waited to make a move."
Duran's Confession: Worf is afraid to make a move which is good for me. I rather have a follower than someone who will make a move against me plus he is loyal.
Reward Day 18
"Welcome to reward." Nighteye said as everyone walks in "Heroes look at the new villains' tribe…Burke voted out of the last Tribal Council." A few looked surprised as Worf looked pleased. "Today's challenge you will be facing off in basketball in the field there. Your goal is to get it into the basket and we will be doing 3 vs 3. Winning will receive a construction kit to make a better shelter. Villains you have one extra member…who will be sitting out?"
"I will" Jack said
"Okay let's choose who will go first and let us begin." Nighteye said as moments later the teams were chosen. "For the heroes, it will be Flareon, Hunter, and Fawkes vs. Kerrigan, Blazek, and Snake…go!"
All six collide in the center as Kerrigan grabs the ball but Hunter tackles her. Flareon managed to take down Snake as Fawkes rips the ball from Kerrigan. Blazek tries to tackle Fawkes but was easily pushed away as Fawkes shoots and scores.
"Heroes are up 1-0!" Nighteye said. "Next up is Jolteon, Worf, and Duran vs. Russell, Brick, and Morty…go!" All three collide in the center.
"RAAWWRR!" Brick yelled as he tries to punch Duran who blocks it and sends Brick back. Worf grabs Morty and tosses him into Russell. Jolteon uses her thunderbolt to send the ball in the air and near the basket. Duran runs over and grabs the ball and scores.
"Heroes are up 2-0!" Nighteye yelled "One more and they win. Next round is Fawkes, Duran, and Worf vs Kerrigan, Brick, and Snake…go!"
Fawkes tackles Brick as Duran blasts Kerrigan back.
"Nice trick Narud!" Kerrigan yelled blasting Duran back. Worf tackles Snake and grabs the ball and slowly starts dragging Snake to the basket and shoots…"
"Worf scores! Heroes win in a shutout!" Nighteye yelled "Heroes congratulations you win reward and the supplies will be delivered today. Villains I have nothing for you head back to camp."
Heroes Tribe Day 18
The tribe came back to camp happy with their win and the construction supplies were waiting for them. They had tools and boards of wood.
"Great job guys we kicked their asses." Hunter said
"We did, now let's construct a better shelter with this." Fawkes added as the tribe started to work.
Fawkes's Confession: Reward was easy today as the villains laid down and died during the challenge and now we are using the supplies given to us to make a better floor, roof, and some walls to the shelter.
The tribe spent most of the day working on the shelter as Fawkes and Duran took charge.
Duran's Confession: One reputation that I love having is being the hard worker. I have worked my ass off in the previous two seasons which makes everyone trust me and make me look like the good guy while I cut their throats.
While going through the supplies Worf found a clue tapped to a tool and hid it in his pocket.
Worf's Confession: I located the clue to the idol and I need to find it. I resisted it last season and regretted it. While it is not considered honorable I am hoping to use it against someone who I do not consider honorable.
"I find it funny that the villains dominated early on and now we are kicking their butts." Flareon said "And they lost no one strong either."
"Yes, and even Kerrigan and Brick are struggling." Duran said "Pretty funny to see that."
Flareon's Confession: I would hate to get the merge with less Heroes than Villains and were going that direction but now we have the momentum and with a better shelter we will be better rested. We have a floor, ceiling, and walls for warmth. Fawkes even got the fire pit in the middle so we will be warmer. I feel that we will be unstoppable.
Villains Day 18
The villains were sitting at their camp frustrated.
"That sucked" Snake said "They wanted it more."
"The problem is that we are not united." Morty said "Because we are all fighting and instead of going after the people causing it you go after the ones who you consider a threat."
"You are not helping" Blazek replied annoyed.
Morty's Confession: No, I will not stop. They tried to vote me off because I had the idol and I will keep reminding them of it until they get it through thick skulls that maybe targeting me was not a good idea.
"It was your idea so own up to it that it was terrible." Morty said "Why me?"
"Because you could flip and use it against me." Blazek explained
"They voted off Roland first!" Morty shouted "I would not flip to a tribe that votes out my friend first."
"Yeah." Brick said
Brick's Confession: Usually it is me losing my patience and Morty is yelling at the furry girl. Well she did deserve it.
"It's a game get over it." Blazek said
"Don't you go mouthing off there." Russell said to Blazek
"Do not make me rip your mouth off." Blazek threaten.
"Seriously guys." Jack said "Can we just stop this…also why am I breaking up a fight I am usually starting them?"
"I guess this is just getting ridiculous." Kerrigan added "Jack is right. Let's stop this because we have no unity. They do and that is why they are winning."
Snake's Confession: Each day the villains are getting increasingly divided and we look more like a bickering family and I am sick of it. We had the Heroes on the ropes and now we are almost even.
The tribe separates as Snake sighs "We need to make a comeback."
"We will." Kerrigan said "We just need to put in 200% in the next challenge."
Kerrigan's Confession: Last challenge I tried to go full force and Duran came right back and no one seemed to have called him out. I need to keep doing it until people notice that Duran is not trustworthy and needs to go. So, win or lose I will continue to put out 200% and use my powers.
Immunity Day 19
"Welcome to immunity." Nighteye said as everyone gathers to their mats. "Today's challenge will test your balance. In the lake are 12 small platforms. Your goal is to stand on it as long as possible while we create waves using a wave pool generator. First tribe to lose just of their six members will go to tribal council tonight. So, you might be the best at balancing but you can still lose. Villains who is sitting out?"
"I will." Russell said "I am not going into that cold lake."
"Russell take a seat on the bench and let's get started." Nighteye said as both teams are taken to their platforms. "This challenge has started."
"I hate water! I hate water!" Flareon yelled trying not to panic.
"Do us a favor and drown when you fall" Jack said laughing as Jack falls in.
"Like that Jack is out." Nighteye said as a boat picked up Jack and warmed him up due to the temperature of the water. "I guess he should not be taunting."
"Bite me" Jack said being pulled out of the water.
5 minutes into the challenge.
Another person falls into the water.
"Jolteon is in!" Nighteye said
"Darn it." Jolteon said swimming to shore. "But the water is not too cold for me."
"We are down to 5 players on each team left." Nighteye said
20 minutes into the challenge Snake slips and falls in.
"Snake is out!" Nighteye said "Villains are down to 4."
30 minutes in Fawkes falls in as well as Brick.
"Both big guys are out. Heroes have Duran, Hunter, a frightened Flareon, and Worf left. Villains have Blazek, Kerrigan, and Morty left." Nighteye said
1 hour into the challenge. Flareon slips a bit but stabilizes breathing heavily. Blazek slips a little but recovers.
"Everyone is struggling and someone will fall anytime now." Nighteye said as someone fell in. "Blazek slipped again! Heroes win immunity!" The heroes cheered as they were brought back to shore. "Congratulations Heroes you are immune tonight. Unfortunately, Villains I will see you tonight at Tribal Council."
Villains Tribe Day 19
The tribe came back with some members upset.
"Damn it!" Blazek yelled slamming her pack down.
Blazek's Confession: What I hate is being responsible for losing even though 3 others went out of the challenge before me and I know Russell is targeting me so I must rely on my alliance to have my back.
Blazek meets with her alliance.
"So, either Jack or Russell goes next." Kerrigan said
"Fine with me." Snake said "However, Jack has been acting better over the last few days."
"Personally, I feel that Russell needs to go." Blazek suggested
Snake's Confession: We are torn between Jack and Russell and they both are expendable so it does not matter who goes first. Neither are good in challenges and both are annoying.
Elsewhere Russell meets up with Morty and Brick.
"I think we should make a move tonight." Morty said "We need to take out Blazek. Over the last few days she has been hurting us with her attitude."
"I agree. She tried to take out Morty." Brick said
Morty's Confession: I would love to take out Jack tonight but we need him because of two reasons. First is to reduce the alliance of Snake, Kerrigan, and Blazek down and two take out Blazek. She targeted me so I am targeting her. Eye for an eye.
Jack then walks in. "You idiots taking out Blazek?" he asked
"Yes, I feel that she is just being a hothead recently." Morty replied "You are welcome by the way."
"I am in. I would love to take that alliance down." Jack said
Jack's Confession: I am not below using my enemies and using them to take down Blazek is perfect. We have 4 against their three and no one should screw it up…. until…
"Change of plans. Kerrigan is going tonight." Russell said
"What!?" Morty yelled "We need her in the challenges."
"No, Kerrigan needs to go. She has been thorn in ma sides." Russell explained "Then Blazek."
Russell's Confession: Blazek has been causing drama and Kerrigan is trying to prevent it. But either of those dumbass girls got to go. Dumbass girls beat me twice and I will not let that happen again.
"You idiot Kerrigan is needed to counter Fawkes and Duran!" Jack yelled
"Don't doubt me!" Russell said "I been to the finals twice"
"And yet you never won." Morty taunted
Morty's Confession: Damn it Russell you never fail to disappoint me. We were all set to take out Blazek and then he wanted to take out Kerrigan. I have nothing against her and Russell would not even target Snake either. So, I need to go to plan B or C.
Morty, Brick, and Jack walked to another part of camp.
"So, we have three choices right now." Morty explained "We can either vote with Russell and take out Kerrigan, or vote for Blazek and force a tie but Russell may not vote with us in the revote, or we can vote out Russell."
"I do not care who you losers vote for as long as it not me." Jack said
"I prefer to vote out Kerrigan." Brick said "Because of All-Stars."
"But we need to vote out someone that is not as risky." Morty explained "Kerrigan is a huge risk."
"How about this." Jack said "You choose who we vote for so if it bites you in the ass it is your fault."
Jack's Confession: I hate working with Morty and Brick but I have no choice however I am leaving it up to them on who goes because if this thing goes south I am not going to take responsibility for it. Besides I have plans for them.
The tribe packed up and headed to Tribal Council.
Tribal Council
"Welcome to Tribal Council." Nighteye said as everyone took a seat "So after dominating the challenges for the first few challenges you guys are getting blown out. Russell why is that?"
"Because I am on a tribe full of dumbasses." Russell replied "We have weaklings like Blazek."
"Weakling?" Blazek asked "I have been one of the better ones in challenges. Do not forget you sat out last immunity challenge and have been sucking at every challenge."
"Do not doubt me." Russell replied "I have played twice and made it to the finals."
"So, has Sandra and she won twice and once against you." Blazek said
"Blazek, do you feel responsible for the loss?" Nighteye asked
"Kind of because I was the fourth one out but there three others who fell before I did." Blazek replied "It was a team loss not my loss."
"Morty, why do you think the Heroes have been dominating the challenges now?" Nighteye asked
"Easy." Morty replied "They act more united than us. Back at camp we are always fighting and some of us do not even talk to the others."
"Jack, are you the cause of it?" Nighteye asked
"Usually but not this time." Jack replied "Russell and Blazek are fighting and Morty and Blazek are fighting. From the looks of it Blazek is causing it."
"So, defending myself is causing the fights?" Blazek asked acting offended
"Hell, yeah missy." Jack said "You keep trying to pick fights with everyone not in your alliance and it is pissing the rest of us off."
"Don't you dare throw me under the bus!" Blazek yelled "You have been causing the most drama since we started. Always insulting and acting condescending to the rest of us. So, you have no right to judge me!"
"Yip yip yip that is all I am hearing." Jack said
"Shut the *beep* up Jack!" Blazek yelled
"I may cause drama but I am not the one targeting you tonight." Jack said confidently. "Morty and Brick asked me to vote you out and Russell would have joined in but he guy is being a dumbass and is targeting Kerrigan."
"What why me?" Kerrigan asked answered
"Because Russell is a dumbass and you guys are either targeting me or Russell." Jack explained "However, I am willing to join forces with everyone and vote out Russell and take out the biggest wild card in the tribe since he goes by his own agenda."
"Why should we trust you?" Kerrigan asked
"Because, you do not we can force a tie and vote out Blazek on the revote." Jack said "Russell was going to vote Blazek on the revote."
"Well I would love to hear more negotiating but it is time to vote." Nighteye said. Jack, you are up first.
Jack goes up and votes
"If this is the best the villains can offer then this tribe is truly pathetic." Jack said as his vote was hidden. Brick then votes followed by Morty. Kerrigan then votes.
"You need to go home and never come back." Kerrigan said as her vote was hidden. Blazek votes followed by Russell.
Kerragan
"Do not mess with me. I am the best player eva." Russell said as Snake votes.
"I will read the votes." Nighteye said grabbing the urn. "First vote…"
Kerragan
Kerrigan rolls her eyes.
Russell Hantz
Russell
Russell Hantz Down the Worst Player Eva
"Eight person voted out of Survivor…"
Russ
"Dang voting is rigged!" Russell yelled
"Oh, shut up." Jack said "If you listened to us you would still be here."
Russell walked up with his torch.
"Russell the tribe has spoken." Nighteye said snuffing his torch as Russell walked off. "You guys went from a two-player advantage to being tied in numbers with Heroes. You need to pick it up or else you will fail. Head back to camp."
Russell's Final Words: Damn tribe is full of idiots and losers. I made it further than any of them and they repay me by voting me off. People should vote for the winner not the jury.
Next time on Survivor…one survivor does the unthinkable in order to anger another. In the Heroes tribe Flareon confronts Duran.
Voted for Kerrigan: Russell
Voted for Russell: Kerrigan, Jack, Blazek, Morty, Brick, Snake
Notes on the booted: Russell was an easy villain to cast again. While I had, others lined up such as Arthas and Surge I felt that Russell would have been better as a pre-merge boot and not have much focus compared to the rest. Sorry for the lack of updates computer fried and it is getting repaired.