"Could you come into the light, pretty please?" AJ asked. "I just want to see you." The Coon stepped into the light of the dim lit house lights. "Oh my gosh! You're some kind of hero, like in the comics and stuff."

"No Shi..." The Coon replied. "I mean yeah."

"What brings you to my window, Coon?"

"You."

"What about me?"

"You are different." Cartman was having difficulty talking to AJ. A, he was nervous and B, he never told a girl that he liked them. "...In a good way."

"What do you mean by that?"

"To begin, I want to thank you for being nice to my friend, Eric Cartman."

"No problemo. Wait, you know Eric?"

"Yes, I've known him his whole life."

"That is so cool!"

"Yeah, Eric is pretty awesome and cool. Also, has anyone told you how pretty...you...look in the moonlight?"

"No."

"Well you do."

"Oh...that's so sweet of you."

"Come down."

"I can't its too late at night."

"God dam...I mean how about tomorrow night?"

"Are you asking me out on a date?"

"Yes."

"Okay, how about come pick me up at 8:00 tomorrow."

"Okay I will be there, babe. Oh...one more thing."

"Yes?"

"Don't use my hero name whenever you decide to talk about me." Eric knew girls gossiped and couldn't keep secrets. This was smart on his part.

"Okay I will just call you my hero of the night."

"Perfect. I have to go now."

"Otay, bye bye Coonie." After that, Eric went back into the dark and AJ shut her window and went back to bed.

The next day, AJ woke up to her sister.

"Wake up sissy!" Shouted Cassandra.

"No..." AJ groaned. "Too tired."

"Why?"

"Last night, I was visited by my hero of the night."

"Wait, what!?"

"Yes, he was so cute. I'm going to see him tonight at 8."

"Well..that's great." Cassandra said through her teeth. "THIS HERO'S GONNA DIE!" Shouted Cassandra's thoughts. "He is not going to take away my big sister!"

"Cassandra, I'm so happy."

"...me too."

"Come on, I need you to help me pick out an outfit tonight."

"...Fine."

At the mall, the 4 boys were treating themselves to lunch at the food court.

"Sooo..." Kyle began.

"What, Jew?" Replied Cartman.

"Did you hook up with her?"

"GOD DAMMIT NO! I don't even like her."

("Right...") Kenny said. ("You looked pretty mad when you saw me with her.")

"SHUT UP, KINNY!"

"Dude, just go out with her." Stan said. "We all know you like her, why don't you just ask?"

"...Fuck you guys."

"Well, if you don't like her, why haven't you asked anyone to the dance?" Asked Kyle.

"Because Kahl, i'm independent!"

"Wow..."

("What boy shows up to a dance without a date? That's social suicide.") Kenny said.

"Kenny, first of all, stop quoting Mean Girls. Second of all, it is not social suicide because I'm not going to go to the dumb dance anyways." Cartman replied.

("Sucks to be you because you will be the only 4th grader not going")

"Last time I checked, Kenny. You didn't have a date."

("Actually Fatass, I have four dates.")

"God damn, dude." Kyle shouted. "How did you pull that off?"

("Easy, the four 6th grade girls agreed to share me.")

"Did you say 6th graders?" Stan asked.

("Hell yeah!") Kenny replied. ("They all wanted to go with me.")

"Damn..."

"Whatever." Cartman said rolling his eyes. "So Kenny is being a man whore, what else is new?"

("At least I have a date...well dates.") replied Kenny.

"Well I'm gonna get more fries."

"Haven't you had enough, Fatass?" Kyle asked.

"No and FUCK OFF JEW!"

"We will be at the arcade." Stan said cutting off Kyle and Cartman's fight. "Meet you there."

The three of the four left the arcade and the fourth went to get a large order of fries. While Eric was in line, AJ and her sister had finally chose AJ's outfit for the night. They were in the food court, approaching the line where Eric stood. AJ was so infatuated with telling her sister about her hero, she bumped right into Cartman. Eric turned around yelling,

"EH WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING..." Eric paused. "Oh...it's you."

"Hi." AJ said with an apologetic face. "Sorry about bumping into you."

"No, that's fine."

"Really? I was expecting something like not forgiving me."

"No, it's cool...for real."

Cassandra didn't like this boy at all. She could tell that this guy was another boy she had to keep away from her sister.

"Hey," AJ said. "Could you watch my little sister, Cassandra while I use the girls room?"

"...Fine."

"Thank you." AJ gave Eric a quick hug, which pissed Cassandra off. AJ left a minute later; leaving Cassandra and Eric. Then Eric began,

"Listen bitch, I like your sister and you're going to hook us up."

"Ummm no." Replied Cassandra in her cute voice.

"No?! Yes, you little shit!" At that moment, Cassandra grabbed Eric's wrist and twisted it. Eric wanted to scream, but held it back for he didn't want to look weak in public. "You fucking bitch." He squeaked.

"No one is more important to my sister then me." Cassandra said in her angry voice while twisting Eric's wrist harder. "I'm not going to have my sister date some guy that will take her away from me." As Cassandra saw AJ come back, Cassandra let go and began to cry.

"Cassandra, what's wrong?" AJ asked.

"Eric pushed me."

"No I didn't!" Eric replied. "She made that shit up."

"...Eric pretty please don't push my sister." AJ said. "Sure she can be annoying, but It's not okay...anyways, I got to go." AJ left with her sister leaving Cartman in the food court.

"GOD DAMMIT!"