A Band-Nerd's Life For Me
A Band Parody By Artemis J. Halk
Based off of the song: "A Pirates Life For Me" from Pirates of the Caribbean Ride
Wo ho, wo ho, a band-nerd's life for me.
We march, we parade, we play, and toot,
Horns up, me 'erdies, wo ho.
We preform and cheer and don't give a squeak,
Horns up me 'erdies, wo ho.
Wo ho, wo ho, a band-nerd's life for me.
We blast, we bang, we clang, and Wang,
Horns up, me 'erdies, wo ho.
Melophones and clarinets, and even sometimes the barri!
Horns up, me 'erdies, wo ho.
Wo ho, wo ho, a band-nerd's life for me.
We have pics and chicks, flags and flutes,
Horns up, me 'erdies, wo ho.
We play up the crowd, we're really a sight,
Horns up, me 'erdies, wo ho.
We're nerdy, sweating, obsessed, and players,
Horns up, me 'erdies, wo ho.
We're tricky and black sheep, really good performers,
Horns up, me 'erdies, wo ho.
Wo ho, wo ho, a band-nerd's life for me.
We're bangers and twirlers, crab-stepping lads,
Horns up, me 'erdies, wo ho.
Aye, but we're loved by our band mummies and dads,
Horns up, me 'erdies, wo ho.
Note: In the line: 'Horns up, me 'erdies, wo ho.' 'erdies is Nerdies, but like in the song, with 'earties, which means Hearties. :D