Author's Note:

Hello Return fans! NINJA SHEEP IN THA HOUSE BROTHA!

Boombox Bunny: What the fuck?

Shut the fuck up Boombox! Well, I'ma keep this short and sweet...

Boombox Bunny: But you're not sweet...

Stripes: *smacks Boombox over the head so hard he falls forward into the desk and slides onto the floor* Bitch you fucking say that one time and I swear to fucking God I will kill you.

Thank you Stripes!

Milz: Holy shit...

Stripes: :D

And that's why I love him! *hugs Stripes*

Stripes: *hugs back*

Anyway, thank you hiii and mc lovin for the reviews! And I don't really have anything to say except I hope you're enjoying your Summer so far! *Stripes: Whoop!* Anyway, hope you enjoy the chapter, R&R and enjoy!(Didn't I just friggin say that?)

Disclaimer: I do not own Bioshock(why do I even have to say this? isn't it clear I don't own it? I'd be rich! THEN I WOULDN'T HAVE TIME FOR YOU SUCKERS! that wouldn't be good...) but I do own my Ocs. All characters/storylines/etc. all go to their rightful owners.

My eyes sting but I refuse to close them. Hale's fading fast, I got this in the bag.

"Are you guys done with your little staring contest? We've been standing here for 15 minutes." Serena asks.

"No." Hale and I reply.

"Are you guys gay or something? Cuz you guys got your heads real close together." she says.

"WHAT? NO!" We both whip our heads around to look at her,the air flow causing us both to blink.

"Ha!" Serena says triumphantly, her arms crossed and eyes bright.

"Again!" Hale says, and we stare at each other again. This only lasts for a minute or two, because Serena comes over and knocks our heads together. We both stand there for a minute, rubbing our heads while Serena walks on ahead, leaving us no choice but to follow.


We've put our helmets back on and we continue to follow Serena down the corrider. Hale is rapping loudly while looking at the bottom half of Serena, so I'm pretty much the only one actually looking for danger. Suddenly, we come to a big hole in the ceiling and Serena stops and turns around.

"Serena, maybe you shouldn't stand directly under that..." I warn, immediately sensing danger.

But Serena just flips her hair and stays right there. "Why? Sunlight is filtering down from here and it's making my hair shine." She says, looking up.

"Hey, hey, I don't mind!" Hale says, looking down her dress.

"Perve!" she replies, arms crossed.

"But really Serena, maybe you shouldn't stand under there..." I say, pointing.

"Shut the hell up, Dean! I'm 16 now and can speak for my own self!" she says indignantly.

"But really...!" I say a bit too late.

Someone comes falling from the hole and lands right on top of her.


As I jump through the the huge hole in the floor, I hear voices below me. Two boys and what sounds like a teenage girl. But there's no teenage girls here-well, save for big sisters-but I'm always being attacked and chased by everything in this hellhole of an underwater city that I wouldn't have noticed another teenger anyway. But as I start to reach the floor, I realize I'm about to land on something. I land on it hard and open my eyes to find it's a someone. To be exact-a teengae girl with silky-like black hair and the brightest ocean blue eyes I've ever seen. She's exceedingly pretty.

But soon, I realize that this is most likely an extremely awkward position, me being on top of her. So, I quickly flip over to the side and crawl back. Surely she's not alone however, and I see that as soon as I look up. and as I look up, two big daddies stare back down at me- a bouncer, and an elite bouncer.

Well, I guess it's like how they always say-out of the frying pan and into the fire.


The boy that landed on Serena quicky crawls back into a debris-covered couch, the sudden impact of it behind him causes him to look back in surprise. Then, whipping his head around, looks at us with fear. And as soon as he sees our drills, he looks around for a weapon.

"Don't come any closer! I gotta...a...uh...a spoon!" he says desperately, holding a plastic spoon he picked up from the floor.

Hale starts his drill.

I haven't even noticed Serena has been looking at him for the past 5 minutes, studying him. "Hey, hey, hey!" she says, still looking at him but holding her hand back to Hale. "I got this..."

She walks over slowly to him, then crouches down in front of him. "Hello..." she says, speaking slowly. "I'm Serena and that's Hale and Dean." she says, putting a hand to her chest and then gesturing towards us. I wave slightly and Hale growls. Serena turns around and glares at Hale.

After a hesitation, the boy finally speaks. "I'm...I'm Zane" he replies, looking up at Serena with eyes the same color as the frost that used to appear on the dock in the winter. He somehow reminds me of a younger me...

Serena smiles, then grabs the hand he held out and leads him over to where Hale and I still stand.

"Dad-um, I mean Dean, this is my boyfr-I mean, Zane." she says, and I get the sudden impression that, 1. She was calling me old again. 2. She liked Zane. 3. That "Zane" was scared of me. So, taking off my helmet, I hold out my hand to shake his.

"'Sup Zane, I'm Dean." I tell him, and he shakes my hand, never breaking eye contact with those intense blue eyes of his. They completely melt my boring old brown ones.

He turns to shake Hale's hand, but he just growls again. I smack him over the head, and he yelps, almost falling forward. Serena and Zane look at him with the same blank stare until Serena glances over at Zane. Feeling her gaze, he turns, and she smiles, causing him to smile shyly. Then, grabbing hold of his arm, she led him ahead, chatting away to him, and leaving Hale and I standing in the dust, until Hale starts quickly walking forward. I just shake my head and trudge forward.

Okay, sorry short chapter, but it's lunch now, and I'm tired. Oh, and last night I saw Super 8 with-of course- Mitsuki64. IT WAS AWESOME! And OH MY GOD JIMMY EAT WORLD IS GONNA BE AT THE U.S. OPEN HOLY CRAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP! FREE SHOW MOTHERFUCKERS! And yes, I DO live in Huntington Beach and WILL be at the concert. ALTHOUGH none of you know what I LOOK like, so HA. Anyway, if any of you gonna come down to see the Open, tell me! Well, it is quesidillas(I think I spelled that wrong)for lunch and then MITSUKI TIME. We're gonna watch a scary movie! AGAIN! Yay! I'ma crap my pants! YAAAAYYYYYYY! Bye! Hope you enjoyed! R&R! MY QUESEDILLA!