I am a spartan who eats piglets spontaneously for brunch a couches kill dogs daily with their mommy's purse but flowers heroically eat hamburgers created by Santa who is fat mama got pickled by lollipop dragons who exploded the TARDIS in Kansas Connecticut in broccoli armies in time square by princess engaging borg sunflowers manhandled men from France with chairs magically disappearing from pockets that squirted jelly babies between universes eyeballs with plastic pretzels moving clumsily beyond the lamp genie.
A/N: R&R please! ;D