A/N: sorry! Problems and stuff I needed to sort out :S anyway here you go!
BPOV:
A police officer brought Edward home after about 3 hours just enough time for me and Alice to be creative. Edward was severely pissed off but kept going on about the girls eyeing up his 'big cock' whilst driving past. He seriously did my head in!
Me and Alice arrived at school early the next day to do the next step of our plan. I hoped Edward would get humiliated by this, then maybe he'd be nicer to girls! After everything was set up we sat on the benches and waited. The school started filling up and me and Alice were literally bouncing in our seats. After about 10 minutes Edward came up to us holding one of the posters we'd put up. It was a picture of Edward tied naked to a lamp post. Although where his 'privates' were we'd put a 'censored' box over, but instead of the word censored it said 'too small to see'. This was actually the crappest one we did, so I was surprised he brought this one over. Me and Alice burst out laughing just as the bell rang.
"See you in bio!" I whispered seductively in his ear. I quickly kissed his cheek just by the corner of his lips. I grabbed my bag but before we left I shot a wink in Edwards's direction and me and Alice skipped off.
"What was that all about?" Alice asked slightly shocked.
"I wanted to play with him, you know?" Alice surprisingly knew what I was on about, even though I didn't and we left each other to go to classes.
EPOV:
What the fuck? Bella was totally different then and wow I have the biggest boner ever! I ran my hand through my hair in frustration. Now I need to find some way to get rid of it… ahaa there's Jessica. I whispered in her ear and she gladly followed me to the janitors closet to help me get rid of the huge stiffy that was straining the seams of jeans. Of course this made us both late for class but I actually don't give a fuck! The day past by agonizingly slow due to the fact that I was looking forward to bio. I literally ran there when the bell rang, which meant I was early. I sat down and waited for Bella. As I was waiting I started day dreaming about her. Like how it would be kissing her lips or laying her down on my bed and slowly peeling each one of her clothes off one by one and then slowly sliding in… I was brought from my fantasies by someone clearing there throat. When I realized that it was Bella I blushed, which was very weird for me cause I'm never embarrassed. She looked curious but didn't ask. She got all her stuff out of her bag and put it on the table. Then she turned to me with the most angelic look on her face.
"Look, Edward, I'm really sorry about the posters and the whole lamp post thing, it was Alice's idea and you know how she gets!" she laughed quietly, it was a beautiful sound, unlike most girls at this school who had a sort of high pitched nasally laugh.
"Well yeah, anyway I hope you can forgive me?" she widened her eyes and she looked truly beautiful.
"Umm yeah of course, yeah I forgive you, yeah umm." I stuttered. Why was I stuttering? I'm so stupid!
She smiled and looked at the board. The whole of the lesson she was shooting flirty glances at me and generally flirting.
At the end of the lesson she left quickly after dropping note on the table. I picked it up and read it.
OMG ITS HER NUMBER!
A/N: sorry its short but…. Yeah anyway hope you like it!