CURSE YOU, LEMONEY SNICKET!!!!! And because I am just now starting to read 'A Series of Unfortunate Events', I may not be checking in as often, so…ya. I was up and this poem was nagging in my mind until I wrote it down. I also am sorry, I think I got the whole "Godparents taken away" scene wrong, but oh well. I OWN NOTHING!!!
Lucinda's gone,
She played her part,
But there is always a spot for Kelsey in Jorgen's heart,
But good ol' Timmy,
He's so smart,
He'll stick on our Kelsey like a dart.
Timmy woke on the Saturday morning to Cosmo playing his electric triangle badly in his ear, sending him to the ceiling.
"Good morning, Tooth-a-nator!" cheered Cosmo happily as Timmy detached his fingernails from his ceiling. Timmy bounced off his bed onto the floor as Wanda snatched up the triangle.
"Sorry Sport, I couldn't stop him in time," apologized Wanda.
"Nah, it's ok. Besides, me and Kelsey are going to go to the arcade before she has to leave," said Timmy, getting dressed.
"Kelsey and I," corrected Wanda.
"What?! You're going too?" cried Cosmo.
"You're an idiot."
"Yep, she still loves me!"
"C'mon guys, I don't wanna waste anymore time!" said Timmy, motioning for his godparents to follow him out his room door. They turned into fish in the fishbowl that appeared in Timmy's hand. On the way out the door, they ran into Timmy's dad.
"Hey dad, I'm going to go to the arcade with Kelsey," Timmy told him walking past.
"Ok, go have fun…wait, who?" asked Mr. Turner. Timmy turned and gave his father an odd look.
"Kelsey…Kelsey Jones? One of my friends? A girl at my school?" said Timmy, trying to ring a bell in his dad's head. Nothing.
"Okaaaaay, well you do that," said Mr. Turner, and walked into the kitchen.
"That's weird," thought Timmy aloud, "dad didn't know who Kelsey was!"
"Well, no offense Sport, but your dad can be sometimes a little out of it," said Wanda.
"Poor, Poof!" chimed up Poof.
"Yeah, good point," agreed Timmy. He walked out the door into the early morning.
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"Hey, maybe Chester and A.J. will want to see Kelsey off too," said Timmy after a while.
"Oh that's a great idea Timmy!" approved Wanda, who was now a pink dog.
"Timmy, Timmy, Timmy," said Cosmo, (a green dog) bitterly, "What about my needs?!"
"What needs?" asked Timmy.
"What?" asked Cosmo.
"Exactly," said Timmy.
"Poof!" said Poof, a little purple puppy. They rounded a corner, and Timmy bumped into Chester.
"Oh hi Timmy," said Chester.
"Hey Chester. Do you want to go to the arcade with me and Kelsey?" asked Timmy brightly. Chester gave him a blank look.
"Who?" he asked.
"Kelsey," said Timmy more clearly and slowly.
"…I still don't know who the heck you're talking about."
"Kelsey Jones! Our friend!"
"Nope, still not ringin' a bell. I have to go anyway. Bye Timmy!" and with that, Chester walked down the opposite street, leaving Timmy just as confused as before.
"What the heck! First my dad, and now Chester?! What's going on?" cried Timmy in vain.
"I don't know Sport, but I don't have a good feeling about this," warned Wanda.
"You also didn't have a good feeling about marrying me, but you did anyway!" said Cosmo. Timmy snorted.
"Good point!" he said. "Besides, it's not like everyone I know has forgotten who Kelsey is, right?"
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Next Timmy went to the Library to look for A.J. He was right to find him there.
"Hiya Timmy!" greeted A.J.
"Hi! Hey, me and Kelsey are going to the arcade, do you want to come?" asked Timmy. Surely A.J. would know who Kelsey was!
"Um…sure, but…who is Kelsey?"
Timmy blinked. Even A.J….?
"Kelsey Jones!!!" shouted Timmy. "She's our Friend! She goes to our school!"
A group of people came over and said "SHHHH!" but Timmy ignored them.
"Why does no one know who she is anymore?!"
A Liberian walked over and grabbed both boys and threw them out.
"I don't know who this 'Kelsey' is, but thanks for ruining my chance in acing my college level math test!" said A.J. angrily, and stormed off.
"Wow," said Cosmo, "tough break."
"I don't get it! First dad, then Chester, and now A.J.! What's going on?" Timmy asked his fairies.
"Poof?" asked Poof. Cosmo shrugged, and everyone's eyes turned to Wanda.
"Well don't look at me," she cried in defense, "I don't know everything!"