Relationshit

by Mird

A number of short parodies featuring the stupidity of each and every FMA pairing. Crackfic. Do not enter if you are an easily offended fan of ANY pairing. Chapter Sixteen: AlxOC-- He rells her these things because she is cute, young and female.

7. Elricest

cahpter 7

elricest (is hawt)

O. M. G.

Elricest...........is lyke, hawt.

they shud make babies. cuz ed is lyke, totaly a GURL.

and incest is SMEXY.

and al, lyke, totaly LURVS his BRO, cuz, lyke, who wouldnt? ed ish HAWT, and al wud be even more perfect with him then roy mustang. and winrys a slut. she doesnt deserve eds hawtness.

al does.

they lurv each other.

they said so.

yeah.

..............

elricest is HAWT.

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