Warning: This one is either rated M or borderlining because of the... excessive implications. This takes place before Yuri, Judith, Flynn, and Mist see Shu and the others again; on the Fiertia.
Too Personal
(Mist and Judith in beginning)
Judith: So, just how good is Flynn in bed? (head turned to the right, eyes forward and narrowed, devilish smile) Is he...cocksure?
Mist: (eyes closed, head down) Just... get it out of your system...
Judith: Does he... curl your toes? Pudding your peach? Water your flower? Command your station? Power your blastia? (Mist is facepalming) Cup your joinings? Grope your grinder? Establish his territory? Destroy your barrier blastia? (Mist is blushing and glowering) Fill your balloon? Put his sword in your sheath? Float your boat? Prince your Ioder? (Mist is gripping her hair tightly) Lick your lollipop? Master your monster? Ooh, here's a good one: Screw, nut, bolt, and hammer you like a carpenters guild? Or win your Great War?
Mist: Yes, yes, he's an amazing lover! Damn, how personal can you get?!
For those of you who play Dragon Age 2, you might recognize bits and pieces of Judith's... sayings... from a party banter between Isabella and Avalene about Donnic. That's where I got the inspiration.