I am so sorry I haven't updated in a while. I promise I'll try and update more often!

Please don't give up on this story. I'm really passionate about it and just wanted to continue it in the best way possible. I'm written about ten different versions of this chapter but this is by far the best one.

Cya, SuiteLife.

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Chapter 7:
An Awkward Car Ride

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Wednesday,
Hudson-Hummel Household

Kurt

EEP!

I'm so excited!

Sam is taking me on a proper date TONIGHT!

No cheesy movie dates (although I do plan to drag him to Titanic 3D next year... Hello! Leonardo DiCaprio!) or big blue alien people... Sam is taking me to dinner. Double EEP!

Calm down Kurt.

Just... calm.

Even though you're going on a dinner date at a fancy restaurant with the man of your dreams, JUST REMAIN CALM!

Isn't Sam the sweetest? I've never been to a fancy restaurant before.

What am I supposed to wear at a fancy restaurant? A suit? I'm pretty sure I have some vintage Alexander McQueen somewhere in my closet.

Sam

...Okay, so I have a teeny tiny problem.

The fancy restaurant I was taking Kurt stuffed up all their reservations... and maybe, just maybe... there is a slight chance that they won't be able to fit us in.

Who am I kidding?

We ain't getting in.

I'm doomed. How the hell am I going to tell Kurt?

Kurt

*knock knock knock*

It's Sam!

Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!

'Hello there Samuel.'

He looks awkward. Wait, he always looks awkward.

'Hi Kurt.'

He smiles slightly and stares at my feet.

I suddenly feel extremely overdressed.

Sam is standing at my door wearing a dark blue t-shirt and a pair of shorts.

...and here I am wearing my very best Alexander McQueen.

'You look... nice.'

'Thanks Sam.'

He scratches his head.

'I, um, I have something to tell you Kurt.'

'What is it Sam?'

He looks me in the eyes. He looks kind of sad.

'You know, um, the restaurant I was taking you to?'

'Yes...'

He's shuffling nervously.

'Well...'

'Don't tell me they've stuffed up our reservation or something.'

Laugh, Kurt. Or he'll think you're serious.

Sam is laughing too, a stiff laugh... but it's still a laugh.

'Ummm... No.'

He's smiling again. A slight smile.

'I've, um, heard that their... um... that their... bread... is really good.'

'Their bread?'

'Yeah.'

Awww... shucks. He's too adorable.

Sam

What the hell have I done?

Crap, Crap, Crap, Crap, Crap. Crap, Crap.

Kurt

Being in love is so... awesome.

Sam

Sam Evans, how are you going to get yourself out of this?

He's so excited.

When he finds out what I've done, he's going to dump my ass and then I will die sad and alone in a nursing home.

A really bad one... with rats... and no comic books.

'So are we going to head out?'

Yes, Sam.

When are we going to head out?

...and more importantly, where to?

'Um...now, if you like.'

'Okay. Cool.'

Remember Sam, you always drive.

Get in the car.

No. Wait.

Open the door for Kurt.

Good.

He's giggling.

I love it when he does that.

Okay... get in the car and drive... somewhere.

'So Sam, what restaurant are we going to?'

'Ummm... you'll see. It's a surprise.'

'Okay. Give me a hint!'

Back out of the driveway and turn... right.

Right?

Right.

'Ummm...'

'How fancy is it? A little fancy? Really fancy!'

'Oh, it's fancy alright.'

'Good. I like fancy.'

Great. I hope he enjoys sitting in the car and eating take away as well.

'Shit.'

Oops.

Did I just say that out loud?

'Sam? Is everything okay?'

What am I supposed to do now!

'Umm...'

'Stop the car.'

'Why?'

'Just STOP the car.'

You heard the man.

Stop the car.

Turn into that parking space.

Good.

'Sam, what's going on?'

'Okay. You told me you want us to be honest with each other and this is me... being honest.'

He gasps.

Crap.

'You're not straight, are you?'

'No!'

'Good.'

'So, um, you know the fancy restaurant?'

'The one with the great bread?'

'Yeah...'

'They aren't out of bread, are there?'

'No... But we won't get to have it.'

'Why not?'

'Because I haven't got a reservation...'

He's not smiling anymore.

Great. Just... great.

'No! I did have a reservation but then the stupid restaurant made a stupid mistake and they stuffed up their reservations and they couldn't fit us anymore. I was really pissed but they were really sorry that they couldn't do anything about it then-'

Is Kurt... laughing?

He is... and he's crying as well.

He's laughing hysterically.

'Kurt, what's so funny?'

'I...can't believe...you didn't...just tell me!'

He's still laughing.

'I didn't want to disappoint you.'

He stops.

'Sam, I'm not disappointed. Well, I'm a little disappointed that you didn't just be honest with me but... I don't care whether we're at a fancy restaurant or in the car eating takeaway...'

Awesome.

'...I just... want to be with you.'

Could he be any more perfect?

'Cool. I feel the same way.'

'You do?'

'Yeah.'

Is that his lips... on my cheek?

Yep. Awesome.

He pulls away.

He's smiling.

'So, how about we go, I don't know, have a picnic in the park or something?'

A picnic in the park!

How come I didn't think of that?

'That sounds great.'

'...and next time, please just tell me.'

'Sure thing!'

He's blushing.

I love it when he does that.

I love everything he does.

Kurt

He's grinning.

OH MY GAGA, I love his smile.

'Hey Kurt?'

'Yeah.'

'Maybe after the picnic we could go to see Avatar again. They've added fifteen minutes of extra footage and-'

'No.'

'Okay.'

Sam

Yeah... I was expecting that.

...but I think I've changed my mind.

Kurt kicks Avatar's big blue butt any day.

Well, until Avatar 2 comes out, anyway...

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