"Stop playing around, we want some answers!" Chris growled.

"You haven't changed." Instead of Excella, Chris heard the cold drawl. His spine crawled. He knew who owned that voice.

"Wesker! You are alive!" He snarled, shifting his gun to his former captain. Distantly, he heard Sheva asking him who it was, but he focused on the blond man.

"We last met at the Spencer Estate, wasn't it?" Wesker continued, smirking. "Well, isn't this one big family reunion? I would expect you to be happier to see us."

"Us?" Chris asked, his tone confused, but keeping his eyes were trained on one single person in the room.

"So slow to catch on," he heard Wesker say, but he'll be damned if he listened to him. The bastard will not get away from him this time. He was the one who was responsible for Jill's…

"OMG, Jill?"

"NW! Chris?!"

Wesker groaned out loud as he watched the two squeal loudly as they hugged each other, and then clasped each other's hands and began to jump up and down.

"YGTBK!" Chris was yelling, as he hopped. "I didn't know I'd see you F2F again! I thought YD! WWU?!"

"IKR!" Jill screamed, as she jumped. "YHTBT! TMSHTF!"

"Uh, Mr. Wesker?" Sheva hesitantly approached him.

"Ah, Ms. Alomar, wasn't it? Welcome to the freak show."

"Uh… Were they always like this?"

"Believe me, they were worse in STARS. Imagine their reports when the beepers were still popular."

Sheva shuddered at the thought. She'd seen Chris's report, and it was all filled with letters and numbers that didn't make sense. Something about a "h4ckzor" "pwning" a "n00b", and appended with a "w00t!!!one!". When she'd asked him what it was about, Chris had looked down on her disdainfully and said something about learning leet, whatever that was.

"They're a little… er…"

"Annoying? Yes. Why did you think I've tried to kill them so many times already?"

"Jill, though, WTF is up with your hair?"

Jill rolled her eyes. "KWYM."

"You… You… You… LLaW! JK! ROFLROFL" and Chris proceeded to do just that.

Jill followed suit. "STFU! LMAO! TTLY! OMG, do you know how much of a PITA he is?! You should see what's on his PC when he's AFK!"

"Ew! TMI! LOLOLOLOL"

Wesker snapped. "I've had enough of this! Excuse me, Ms. Alomar," and he strode over to where the two were rolling on the floor, laughing their asses of. "FTSAATSFDNORUAOTDA," and in so saying, killed the two BFFLs.

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Sorry for the lack of updates.x_x I had to research on this a bit, since, well, there's way too much txtspeak here.:D I only invented one acronym there (can you guess what that is?), but if you're a little confused with what all those acronyms mean, give me a heads-up so I can post what they stand for. Thanks to BSAAgent Radar and Cloudtail4ever for the suggestion! Hope the story sat well with you *crosses fingers*

BSAAgent Radar: Oh wow! That's one of the biggest compliments I got here in ! Thank you so much!:) I'll definitely check your story out. Good luck with writing!:)

Riddlebox89: I could do that.:) I was just thinking of sticking to the Monarch room just because I wanted to play with a single scene in the game.

Vampuric Spider: Thanks!:D Glad you're liking it!

Ultimolu: Haha! It's funny how there are no practical stuff they do in-game. No one eats, no one goes to the bathroom, no one needs to tie their shoelaces.:D

J.L. Zielesch: Thanks! It's always great hearing from you.:D

Garfsan: Yep, definitely taking suggestions.:) Thanks for what you gave!

Romantic Jester: I love it! I might do it on a separate story though. Unless… Haha! Just had an idea on how to do just that for "Chris Redfield Is"!*evil laugh* Thanks for the suggestion!