The Mansion

I don't own Naruto. I never will. Sigh.

Sorry 'bout your late update. I had absolutely no creativity and was focusing on Naruto Plays DDR.

Once again, sorry.

"…Could it be… THE WHOLLY BREAD?" Shino shouted. In his mind.

Slowly, Shino removed something soft, stale, wheatish to find… (I know. I suck at cliffhangers to.)

Anko

"Preheat to 360 degrees. Check. Add condiments. Check. Dango… Not check. DANGO NO JUTSU. Check. And your Gai is served." Anko thought.

Slowly, she removed the lid to find nothing but dango and condiments.

"What the… Where did my blue beast go?"

"I know he's weird, he's creepy, he's freaking annoying, but he is still my sensei!" cried Tenten, holding Gai.

"Even though he embarrassed us, tortured us, only paid attention to Lee, neglected us, and insisted we wear caterpillars for eyebrows he's still our sensei!" Tenten claimed.

She stopped to think. "Ah what the heck. You can have him. That stew smells good. Save me a bowl." Tenten said as she threw Gai to the crazy snake lady.

"Excellent." Anko smiled.

Naruto

"I better head back…" Naruto said.

Shino

"Darn. It's only Itachi's thong. Better head back." Shino said aloud.

Camp

The ninjas gathered around a warm pot of something that smelled REALLY good.

"Anko, this doesn't seem like dango…" Naruto mentioned.

"I know, have a bowl." Anko said.

Naruto puts the spoon to his mouth, and immediately devoured the contents of the bowl.

"Whoa slow down.. Here's yours Shino, and here you go Tenten."

Both the nins took a sip. Stars came to both of their eyes. Of course, you couldn't see Shino's eyes.

"Mmmm! This is sooooo good! Dattebayo!" Naruto cried.

"Excellent dish Anko."

"I love it." Shino said.

THE SHINO said LOVE! OMG.

"What is in this soup?"

Anko smiled devishly.

"Gai…"

GASP OMG!

Everybody around the table (except Anko and Tenten) chocked on the food.

"Actually Anko, this is a healthy meat substitute called TOFU!" Tenten called as she revealed Gai.

"WHAT? TOFU? I'M ALLERGIC TO TOFU! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO –cough choke gasp wheeze-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Anko screamed as she melted into a small puddle of the liquid that shall not be named.

"So Anko's dead now?"

"I guess."

The threesome looked at the liquid that shall not be named and saw a small keychain floating in the liquid. It was a small communicator that had the words OROCHIMARU IS NOT MICHEAL JACKSON on it.

"Could it be? This is not Anko, this was a bunshin sent to kill one of us, which was Gai. That means the real Anko must be kidnapped!" Tenten said.

"Quick, stand and stare at the puddle!" Shino said.

"Why?"

"Cause we look cool."

DUN DUN DUUUUN!

-Somewhere in Sound-

"Orochimaru-Sama. The Anko Bot deteriorated after eating tofu." Kabuto informed.

"Curses, that was its lone weakness! Bring me the forbidden video."

"Sigh Orochimaru-sama. I am disappointed in you."

Kabuto sadly walked to the forbidden lobby where the forbidden door was forbiddenly hidden. Beneath that laid the forbidden room for the forbidden case lay which had the forbidden video in it.

"Clear." Kabuto said as he threw a can that said anti-fangirl and the occasional fanboy repellent. Then, he took the "Forbidden Sasuke-kun video" and presented it to his lord.

"Excellent…"

END OF CHAPTER!

Woah, I did this in 20 minutes. It's not a lot though…