Last time on Total Drama Academy! The contestants set sail on the S.S Tipton for the stunning English challenge. But before anything could happen, Taylor was sent to Permanent Detention and eliminated for being a pain in the behind. So anyways, the challenge was based on the book Moby Dick. The contestants had to find inflatable whales around the ship or in the water. Some contestants got caught in our traps, others proved to be superior. Mariah and Roberto won their team first place in the challenge, this happening for the first time. But getting too excited, Roberto smacked a big wet slobbery kiss on Mariah, which led to a kneeing in the kiwis. Leatha on the other hand made her team lose when she mistakenly confused Danisha as being the inflatable whale. Leatha was eliminated, and now only 12 remain. In this disgusting episode, you're sure to barf. Prepare a barf bag, for today's episode of Total Drama Academy!
"Okay let's get this straight! You ever kiss me again or even touch me, and you're dead! You're the next one to leave once our team loses. I will never forgive you for what you did!" Mariah screamed at Roberto as she pinned him to the floor. "O-Okay I understand! God can you let go of me now?" Roberto asked her. "I'm watching you!" Mariah told him. [Confessional: Mariah: I AM GOING TO KILL HIM FOR THAT! That black piece of sh-!] [Confessional: Roberto: I can't believe I did that yesterday. I don't know what came over me. Now I think I ruined everything…] [Confessional: Danisha: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?] [Confessional: Charles: Whatever…] The contestants were told to wait in the lunchroom for the next challenge. The teams sat at three different tables, Mariah and Roberto sitting far apart. Team 903 were talking about the last challenge. "Yo I was so hyped that Leticia didn't make our team lose." Dayanna said. "It was nothing; the whale was in Chris's man purse. Goodness I couldn't believe it!" Leticia replied. "Well you two still did okay on your own." Destiny said "I was starting to believe you two were the weakest on this team." "You must have been bugging then because we madd awesome!" Dayanna said. "You must have been tight about being up there in that net all day yo." "It was fun; I liked being so close to Destiny." Brandon replied. "Oh you." Destiny said. "Apparently I was invisible the whole time they were making out in there." Raymond said. "Shut up, you and your hair is just jealous!" Brandon screamed at him. "For the last time, Destiny and I are only friends!" Raymond yelled back. "Right Destiny?" "Umm" was all she replied. "You know what, I should just beat the s*** out of you right now!" Brandon yelled. He raised his fist up in the air and-. "Hello everybody!" Chris said as he walked into the lunchroom. "I'm all up for violence, but I need all of you for today's challenge." Brandon sat back down, glaring at Raymond. "So before the challenge starts, I need to go over safety rules just in case a fire or natural disasters happens." As Chris begins to tell the contestants about that boring stuff, team 901 has a little conversation. "We can't lose again today." Genesis said. "You're right, Randy doesn't like losing either. And if we lose again, it'll be pretty hard to win this game, and Randy wants the money." Randy replied. "So what are we gonna do? Cheating would be banging." Demitrie offered. "Randy's team is not going to cheat. We just need to try our best and concentrate. So try to stop starring at me all the time." Randy said. "What do you mean your team?" Genesis asked. "And starring at you all day? You wish Randy." "You guys are always hating on me, get some lives." Randy replied. "So that's the safety rules. Now for today's challenge, the lunch time challenge." "Are you kidding me?" Destiny asked. "Nope, but you all know how gross and disgusting lunch food is. The last person that hasn't thrown up wins the challenge. The first team to have all of its team member's puke will have to vote someone off." Chris said. "This challenge is going to be so easy!" Leticia cheered. "First up are Danisha, Demitrie, and Raymond. The meal will be: Fried cockroach on a stick. Enjoy!" Chris said happily. "Are you kidding me! There is no way I'm eating a roach!" Raymond complained. "That's fine; you can just go to Permanent Detention instead." Chris replied. "Fine I'll eat it!" Raymond said as he bit off the head of the cockroach. "T-This is…oh God…it's disgusting…uf…" Raymond said, and then he barfed. "That's sick!" Genesis cried. "Nasty!" Roberto said. "I can't do it. Oh no, here it comes." Demitrie said, and then he threw up as well. "There's vomit in my mouth still. I n-need water." He walked up to a refrigerator and opened it, but inside was only Michael sleeping. "Dammit everything's rotten in here!" Demitrie complained. "Give me those roaches!" Danisha cried and she ate the remaining roaches from the plate. "Tastes like chicken." "Umm so yeah looks like only Danisha made it this time. Brandon, Destiny, Randy, and Mariah you're all up next. The meal is: meatballs." Chris said. "That's not so bad." Mariah said. "They're real meatballs, from bulls, if you know what I'm saying. Heheh." Chris replied to her comment. "Ew that's disgusting! I'm not doing it!" Mariah said. "Neither am I!" Destiny agreed. "Peeeermaneeeet Deteeentiooon." Chris mocked. "Oh fine then!" Destiny and Mariah said. The four of them all ate a meatball. "That wasn't so bad, right babe?" Brandon asked Destiny. "Not at all!" she replied. The two of them began making out. "Yeah it was pretty good." Mariah added. Then she looked at Roberto…and threw up. Brandon and Destiny also seeing this threw up as well…while they were kissing. They both gagged as they tried to spit each other's vomit out of their own mouths. Seeing this, Randy vomited as well. "This is just totally gross!" Chris complained. "Roberto, Charles and Dayanna get up there please. The meal is hot dogs, made with dog meat." "Whatever." Charles said. "T-That's nasty!" Roberto complained. [Confessional: Roberto: I knew I had to do well in this challenge, or Mariah was going to torture me until I quit.] The three of them ate the "hot dog". "Yo that was madd easy!" Dayanna said. Then all of a sudden Dayanna and Roberto begin to through up. "Congrats Charles, for not barfing along with these two!" Chris said. "Genesis and Leticia, you two are up next. The meal: rotten fruit." "Chris I can't do this!" Leticia whined. "Yo you better do it girl, or we gonna lose!" Dayanna yelled at her. "I-I'll try." Leticia stuttered. Genesis and Leticia quickly eat the rotten fruit out of the bowl and swallow. "That was so nasty!" Genesis cringed. "Give me water please!" "Yeah , whatever, so Danisha, Charles, Genesis, and Leticia, your last meal will be: a smoothie made from all your past four meals! Keep drinking until you barf, last one wins barf free wins!" Chris said. "Roach, hot dog, meatball smoothies with rotten fruit, here you go maggots." Chef said as he passed the four of them the disgusting dark gray smoothies. "Oh goodness I see legs floating around in it!" Leticia cried. "That's good, more flavor." Danisha commented. The four of them start to drink. Leticia and Genesis gagged after the finishing the first glass. They drink another, and another, and another! It was time for the 10th smoothie. "Oh…I can't…drink any more." Leticia cried. "Come on drink it!" Raymond said. "I CAN'T!" Leticia screamed after finishing the smoothie in her hand, and then she threw up on the table, revealing a giant dead cockroach. "Oh s*** it's coming out!" Genesis warned before she too vomited on the table, more dead roaches appeared on the table. "That's nasty! Oh no…" Mariah said before she threw up again. Then Charles and Demitrie vomited as well. Soon everyone was throwing up, except Danisha, who was still drinking the smoothies. The whole lunch room began to fill with vomit until raised to the ceiling. Then the cafeteria exploded.
"So after Danisha won invincibility for team 902, and the cafeteria basically destroyed from all the barf, it's time for team 903 to vote someone out." Chris said. See the cafeteria didn't really exploded, a meteorite, out of all odds, crashed into the lunch room. Everyone got covered with vomit and the cafeteria was destroyed. Luckily the contestants didn't get hurt. "Chris can we take a bath first, we all stink." Destiny asked. "Wait until I'm done." Chris replied. "I think we all know who's getting the boot today, but I gotta do the procedure. So, Destiny, Dayanna, and Raymond, you three are safe. Last two are Brandon and Leticia. Of course you're safe Brandon. Leticia you, and your nasty roach vomit, are "expelled". "Oh goodness, I-I understand. Goodbye guys." Leticia said sadly. "You messed up my hair girl, but I didn't vote for you, just to let you know." Raymond said. "T-Thank you I guess." Leticia said as she went into the elevator. "So today was pretty disgusting." Chris said. "Hopefully you bring your school spirit next week, but for now, I have to take a shower and burn these clothes. Nasty! See you on the next episode of Total Drama Academy!"