Author's Note: Sorry for the delay, been working on other fan fictions. I still hope that you all enjoy this story, and thank you for your kind reviews and suggestions :D! Today's chapter was suggested by MessengerOfDreams, a SonicxSheik couple.
Chapter 7: SonicxSheik
Everyone knew Sonic the Hedgehog. The blue blur is a world phenomenon and a huge rival to his friend, Mario. Some Smashers got along with him, others thought he was annoying. Sonic chuckled when they called him annoying all because of his taunt 'you're too slow!'. But, there was one thing that everyone didn't know about the anthro. There was a girl he liked. Most people would think it would be Amy Rose, the major pink-hedgehog fangirl, but no it was someone apart of the mansion.
Someone who wasn't as noticed as Lucas or Yoshi or someone who was a social type. She is the antithesis, the massacre and from a well known family, Sheik. Yes, it was unusual, even Sonic would have to admit, but love comes from all shapes and sizes. Sonic was indeed eager to propose his love for the Sheikh, but there was a problem.
One was Link and Marth going berserk when they saw Zelda and the other was how was he going to propose? Some rumours were going around the mansion about calling Snake for women advice, but most people who called never got that long lasting relationship. Still, Sonic was reckless so with a shrug he dashed into his room like a bullet and started dialling. His eyes once caught the number from the pin card so he should be able to call Snake.
Somewhere in an ancient place beneath Kakariko's Grave Yard, a brown, anorexia person with black pupil-less eyes and mouth known as a ReDead staggered around the area, making a small, low groan. Soon, multiple ringing was heard from a cell phone that lied on the dull floor.
Curious, the ReDead staggered to it, bend down slowly and picked it up. It wasn't its phone, but the last victim, a random tourist died here. Soon the ReDead brought it to the side of his head (has no ears, so by the ancient goddesses I don't know how it can hear) and listened for a reply.
"Hey, Snake? This is Sonic speaking, wanting some of that girl advice" Sonic greeted.
The ReDead did an ear-piercing shriek at the phone, making it crackle.
"... Uh, are you alright Snake? Did you lose your voice or somethin'?" Sonic questioned awkwardly.
A low moan escaped from the ReDead.
"Oh, you got a hoarse? Well tough luck man, 'cause I really would like your help" Sonic stated knowingly.
Another shriek, only louder came from the ReDead, clearly getting annoyed by the hedgehog for talking to the life-less being. How stupid was the mortal?
"Seriously man! Don't need to shriek at me like that! I'll call you later" Sonic huffed and hung up.
A low moan that sounded more of a sigh escaped the lips of the ReDead who soon dropped the phone and squashed it with its foot.
Sonic rubbed his temple in wonder, thinking about the call he encountered. Suddenly, Toon Link came in, after hearing the shrieks from the corridor. Sonic glanced at the Hero of Winds and gave a grin in greeting. But Link didn't greet with his usual smile or wave making Sonic frown in wonder.
"Hey, something wrong, Toon Link?" Sonic asked, looking at the shocked and feared face of Toon Link.
"S-Sonic... Why did y-you call a ReDead...?" toon Link questioned in fright.
Sonic's brow-less eyebrows raised in shock and thought. So that was why the creature was shrieking and moaning; it was a living dead. A nervous chuckle came from Sonic as he rubbed the back of his head.
"He, he, just trying to get along with the thing..." Sonic lied, making Toon Link fall on the floor, anime style.
Once Toon Link left, Sonic tried again. He found out he accidently wrote a '7' on the end of the phone number. Being more careful, he glanced at the card and dialled the numbers, awaiting for Snake... the REAL one.
Snake was bandaged recently because of the girls he knows and knew from his time. Why did everyone try to bash the guy? When Snake will be older, he should retire and get a restraining order. Before he could light up another cigar, the phone rang up. Snake gave a sigh and prayed in his mind that this time it wouldn't be a pissed off fellow.
"This is Snake, women expert, making sure you and your babe last forever" Snake greeted as usual.
'Phew, this is the right number' "Hey Snake! I was wondering if you can help me out here!" Sonic replied in greeting.
Snake was shocked yet relieved. At least it wasn't a guy to get easily pissed off; more or less people got pissed off around the hedgehog.
After he lit his cigar and puffed he replied. "If it's about Amy I can easily-"
"No, it's not Amy," Sonic interrupted. "Amy is just a friend- fangirl more. No, it's someone from the mansion"
After tapping on his cigar, Snake leaned back on his chair, puffing on his cigar. "So, who's the girl?" He asked in wonder. When did Sonic get into girls?
Sonic hummed in slight annoyance. "Is it really necessary to know?"
"Of course," Snake snorted snobbishly. "If I know the characteristics, then I can help you" He explained as he played on the cord of the phone.
"Hah! You'd be surprised" Sonic said cheekily.
"Try me," Snake replied in a challenging way. "Is it Jigglypuff?"
"Just because I'm not human doesn't mean my love isn't human" Sonic explained calmly, as if he predicted that Snake would guess that.
The clone leaned slightly on his chair, humming in wonder then replied. "Uh, Zelda?"
"Close; it's her alter ego" Sonic stated.
"... Puppet Zelda?" Snake replied with a snap of his fingers.
"Wha? Who the heck is Puppet Zelda?" Sonic questioned
"Oh, it's Sheik, right?
Sonic rolled his green eyes in the obvious manner but said nicely. "Yup! So can you help me get together with Sheik?" Sonic asked curiously and hopefully.
Snake hummed in thought as he leaned at the back of his chair while puffing on his cigar. Sheik and Sonic, Sonic and Sheik. Well, that was a tough one, considering Sheik doesn't talk to anyone, mostly being mute. In a flash, Snake thought of an idea.
"Ok. Listen well my blue blur friend, because what I'm going to say will make you be with Sheik" Snake declared, waiting for Sonic's reply.
Sonic replied yes, and waited for Snake to begin explaining.
"First I want you to wear a blond pompadour, because I always hear Sheik listening to Elvis Music," Snake moaned at the end of his sentence and knew Sonic was going to question him "Seriously, I'm not joking"
"Right; so I got to be an Elvis-wannabe?" Sonic snorted a laugh.
"I said blond pompadour, not black. You also have to wear knight armour that's pure black with pink writing saying 'Ninjas SUCKS!', because Sheik is tired of everyone thinking she's a ninja and stuff" Snake explained thoroughly.
"I guess that's fine" Sonic replied awkwardly, not really knowing what to say.
"Finally you must take her to the roof top and say these words: 'My blueness is beyond you, you are Zelda in disguise; stop being a wannabe cross-dresser and let's make love! YEAH, YEAH BABY!' and then propose your love" Snake finished.
An awkward silence came between both the Smashers.
"Uh... What in the name of Chaos Emeralds?" Sonic muttered.
"Don't question me! Oh, and hurry before she is taken" Snake hung up.
With a shrug, Sonic lowered the phone and dashed out the doors out the mansion, ready to buy the clothes so that he can admit his love for Sheik.
Sheik was outside Smash Mansion, playing her harp on top a tree. Lucas was under the tree, humming along to the song as he felt so much serenity. Sheik would always put Lucas to sleep by playing a song she knew that past down from generations in Hyrule: Zelda's Lullaby. As she played the harp, heavy footsteps were stomping on the grass surface sounding like thunder.
Sheik stopped playing the harp, and Lucas looked into the distance of the footsteps. Ruby red eyes opened and stared into the dark abyss of night. Soon a figure emerged, surprisingly small wearing black armour with a blond pompadour sticking out the helmet. Lucas gave a scandalized gasp as he got up, clearly frightened at the knight. Sheik leapt off the tree and approached the figure cautiously. Soon the helmet opened to revile Sonic wearing sunglasses and smiling.
Sheik paused in shock, and Lucas fainted. "Sonic? What on earth...? What's with the pompadour? Trying to be Elvis, but as a knight...?" Sheik asked cautiously pointing to him.
Sonic pointed a finger and made some clicking noises while winking under the sunglasses.
"Hey cheeky-babe, want to come with me to our little secret place" He spoke in a flirtiest accent.
The Sheikah tilted her head then looked down at the stomach and saw in pink writing 'Ninja SUCKS!', clearly offending the warrior. She glared at Sonic, glanced at the pompadour and back.
"Listen Sonic; if you came here to annoy me because I am a ninja and because I'm blond then get lost, and CHANGE THE STUPID ACCENT AND BLONDS AREN'T DUMB!" Sheik yelled madly.
Sonic cringed in surprise, turned around and got out a book called 'Ways to Getting a Sheikah by Malo'. His jade eyes scanned the book under his sunglasses and once satisfied, he closed the book, threw it away at Shadow, who grunted and collapsed to the floor. Sonic turned and extended his fingers out.
"Sorry to offend ya, babe, just meet me up on the roof top" Sonic gestured, then used his Homing Attacks to reach up to the roof.
With a sigh, Sheik followed after the anthro that was clearly on drugs or high sugar in her opinion.
Soon Sheik reached the roof where Sonic sat and gazed at the stars. His head glanced at Sheik who sat beside him reluctantly and smiled at her.
"You know, baby, there is some few things I'd like to say, ya" Sonic admitted then got up.
Sheik glared at him. "For the love of the three goddesses; don't it be about my cross-dressing ways or the fact that I love Elvis, or I'll have to hide the body..." She stated, eying at Sonic.
Sonic gulp at the threat and then with a deep breath he began his long speech that he rehearsed.
"My blueness is beyond you; you are Zelda in disguise; stop being a wannabe cross-dresser and let's make love! YEAH, YEAH BABY!" Sonic finished with a dramatic pose.
An awkward silence came between these two. Sheik was clearly speechless at the anthro, who eyed her in wonder beneath the sunglasses. Before the Sheikah could below, a scream came along with huffing. Both Smashers turned and noticed Link wearing Triforce-patterned white pyjamas.
"Zelda... Zelda I love you and you're the best in the world!" Link admitted slowly.
"What, but she's Sheik" Sonic pointed out.
Link rolled his azure eyes at the hedgehog, not even going to comment on how ridiculous he looked. His head turned and he argued.
"Sheik and Zelda are the same person, dolt! And she's my one true love!" Link stated.
"Never!" Another voice called in the distance.
Everyone turned and noticed Marth who is wearing blue pyjamas with Playboy bunnies. Everyone stared at him in shock, making Marth blush slightly.
"Come on man! Playboy is awesome!" Marth stated proudly yet embarrassedly.
'Pervert...' Sonic and Link thought.
Marth zoomed past and held onto Sheik's hand. "Zelda, Sheik, whatever, I love you as much as being pretty"
"Uh, Marth that's-"
"That's like the corniest thing I ever heard!" Sonic chortled in amusement only to get punched in the nose.
"Shut up! Zelda and I are meant to be together!" Marth argued.
"No! Obviously I and Zelda are meant together! Not with a pretty boy like you or a blue anthro that doesn't learn to shut up!" Link denied.
"Hey, we'll see about that!" Sonic growled.
All three fought against each other madly and competitively. Link bit Sonic's ears, Sonic punched Marth's gut and Marth kneed Link's face. All trio fought hard, not noticing how dangerously close they were to the edge of the rooftop. Before Sheik could comment, all trio were off the rooftop.
"Take that, pretty boy!" Sonic laughed after punching Marth.
"Hey, since when are we levitating?" Link questioned.
All three looked down to see the ground, glanced up at each other and blinked.
"I guess there's one thing to do..." Marth paused slowly. "SCREAM!"
Sonic, Link and Marth nodded then screamed as they plummeted to the ground. Lucas came conscious and gave a sigh of relief and a sly smile. As he walked, a shadow loomed over him like a mountain. With a scandalized gasp he glanced up to see three men falling. With a scream he leapt away as all three impacted the ground, all unconscious. Lucas was only an inch away from being crushed, which made him faint again in shock. Sheik on the other hand glanced down from the rooftop to see all four of them unconscious. With an angry and sad sigh she leapt down.
"What a bunch of weirdos in the mansion; I rather be hooked up with Ridley than this" Sheik stated sadly then started dragging all of the one by one.
"... So, Sonic, Link and Marth tried to fight for your-a love thus making them fall of the rooftop and shocking little Lucas here?" Dr. Mario questioned, writing down some notes on his billboard.
A nod came from Sheik, who stood near the door, arms crossed. "That's right Dr," She paused and sighed. "When will these three get their minds back to normal?" She asked, glancing at Sonic, Link and Marth who were all conscious.
"When you choose me!" Sonic grinned.
"No me!" Link humbly said.
"Of course, she'd choose me!" Marth argued.
All three glared dangerously at each other that soon they leapt at each other like cats and grabbed any equipment as they fought each other like scalpels, knives, syringes and thermometers. Lucas who had recovered once again fainted. Dr. Mari steamed madly at this.
"Do you three want me to call your lovers?" Dr. Mario yelled.
All three stopped and stared in horror.
"No, anyone but Amy!" Sonic begged.
"Shidda will kill me for sure and destroy my good looks!" Marth added.
"Hey, I have lots of girls!" Link realized dumbly.
"Then will you STOP THIS FIGHTING? DO YOU KNOW WHO MUCH MONEY I PAY?" Mario shouted.
All three whimpered and went back to their nurse beds and quivered under the covers. Sheik glanced at a puffing Dr. Mario and laughed nervously.
"I'll... I'll just get going now" She declared and gave a smile and left.
Snake hummed in thought then saw an angry Sheik walk by. She seemed indeed mad, and Snake knew that his plan worked. Snake called Link and Marth that Sonic was going to have a good time Sheik making them worried and mad at the same time. A slight sigh of happiness escaped his lips. At least Sheik didn't think it was him, but still he'd just be cautious around Sonic...
Author's Note: Thank you all for being patient :)! So, it would seem that we are running out of suggestions. Very well, I shall state some new ideas and answer questions.
1: Can you use the same characters again for a different person?
A: Later on in the story, yes, but not three times.
So now, I like to point out some things that'll help you request for future couples. First off, you can't use other characters from any series only Super Smash Bros. It can be from Melee or Brawl but not from a different series. Also you can use Assist Trophies; they can be paired with a trophy or a Smasher like SamusxShadow (I like this couple for some funny reason...) or NanaxGrey Fox O_O. Also, you can use the bosses (besides Giga Bowser) as couples like RidleyxPlautena or TabuuxStafy. Please review and suggest :D!