3rd Dickie of Life: Taco

Okay, huge delay. Writer's block, yada yada yada. Let's just get on with this Not-very epicly insane fiction... of DOOM! Now with 150% more insanity and CAPS LOCK

"BEHOLD GENTLEMEN!" Eddy yelled. "WE ARE AT THE PYRAMIDS!"

"You don't have to yell!" Double D yelled back.

"WELL I FEEL LIKE YELLING!" Eddy yelled.

"YOU DON'T HAVE TO THOUGH." Double D yelled.

Ed randomly yelled, "EVERY TIME YOU YELL A BABY LOSES HIS BELLYBUTTON. IT'S TRUE. LOOK AT CBNSM!"

"WHY ARE WE YELLING?"

"I LIKE CHEESE!"

"NO U!"

"PIT SWAGGLE OFF PUTRID HAM CRYSTALS!"

"I HATE PIRATES, BUT I LOVE BUCCANEERS!"

"JIMMY PUNCHED OUT ALL OF MY BLOOD!"

"MY BLOOD NEEDS SOME PUNCHING!"

The Eds continued to scream... Let's look at something else!

1600 hours
The Great Pyramids...

"HELP ME!" Kevin yelled, running away from his hunters. Kevin randomly crashed into Eddy's van, which happened to be there. "EDDY! HELP ME!

"KEVIN'S HERE! LET'S PUNCH OUT HIS BLOOD INSTEAD OF THIS STEAK'S!"

"WHY DOES EVERYTHING BAD HAPPEN TO ME?" Kevin yelled.

An atomic nuke landed on his head.

But it didn't go off.

"Well that failed." Ed said. "I think we should go inside the pyramids now."

The other Eds agreed. After backing the car up into an orphanage that happened to be there, the Eds walked out of their van.

It proceeded to explode into ittay-bittay pieces.

"... I'm not even going to ask." Double D said.

"I always wanted to inject this Steak! With a needle!" Eddy sang. "I always wanted to inject my car! With a needle!"

"...Not going to ask..." Double D said.

Ed randomly tripped over the magic taco. "That was way too easy. There has to be a catch."

"BUT THERE IS." A loud, horrifying voice called out. "IN ORDER TO GET THE MAGIC TACO, YOU MUST DEFEAT ME IN 3 CHALLENGES."

"We can totally take on 4!" Eddy yelled.

"FOUR IT IS THEN. YOUR FIRST CHALLENGE... IS TO DEFEAT MY MINIONS! MWAHAHA!"

A zombie burst out of the ground, and started dancing.

Eddy jumped overly-dramatically into the air, and round-house kicked the undead's head off.

"I put the P in Pwned!" Eddy said.

"CONGRATULATIONS! NOW YOUR SECOND CHALLENGE... DODGE THIS HUGE BOULDER FOR NO APPARANT REASON!"

A random boulder fell on Kevin.

"WELL... I SUPPOSE THAT COUNTS. YOUR THIRD CHALLENGE... READ SAPPY ROMANCE NOVELS WITHOUT DYING."

This was obviously the biggest challenge for the heroes.

"NOO!"

Aproximatly NINE THOUSAND! Romance novels later...

"Almost... there..." Eddy said. "I CAN'T DO IT!" Eddy took a stick of dynamite, and hit himself in the head, knocking himself out. Why the dynamite didn't go off, no one knows.

"Don't worry! I will save you!" Ed said. He grabbed a blue blanked, tied it around his neck, choked himself by accident, and knocked himself out.

"YOU ARE THE LAST ONE, LITTLE BUCKETHEAD. READ THAT LAST SENTENCE."

Double D gulped. He proceeded to pull out the last book, called "Twilight: The Unofficial Not-as-Romantic-Yet-Somewhat-Romantic-in-a-strange-"Romantic"-Way-If-You-Know-What-I-Mean Release."

"'I hate people, but I love gatherings.' Bella said, cleaning the blood of her machete. 'I'll destroy any person for you, my undead love.'

'Wait, I'M UNDEAD?' Edward said, horrified. "EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE!' He proceeded to jump off a bridge, but landed on top of a helicoptor.

'Well I guess it's time to visit that hot werewolf guy.' Bella said."

"IMPRESSIVE. NOW YOUR LAST CHALLENGE... IS TO DEFEAT ME IN A DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION DELUXE ULTRA HIGH-DEFINITION LIMITED EDITION MEGA SUPER FUN-TIME 2!"

And suddenly, a mighty Warrior appeared before Double D. "Now we dance!"

A DDRDUHDLEMSFT2 game appeared.

The mysterious Warrior selected "Do you like waffles?"

The ultimate song... had no dance moves. Not until the 30 second melody was nearly over did the two see an UP signal.

Double D stepped on it on time, while the warrior epically failed.

"NOO! MY DDRDUHDEMSFT2 RECORD IS GONE!"

The Warrior then explodinated into many pieces, leaving only a taco behind.

"Yes! The worm has turned, my friends! Now we celebrate!" Double D said, picking up the taco.

Things were going better for the trio.

Well, that was a lot more random than I intended. But then again, the chapters will get more random with each chapter.

kythnksbai!