Dear Marauders,

Ahh! I love you guys! By the way, Padfoot, you are BEAST. :D

Anyways, so um I read a lot. Like tons and tons. But people at school and

stuff have been making fun of me. I try to ignore them but they just keep

being really annoying.

Please help,

ChickenNoodleSoupLove

Dear ChickenNoodleSoupLove,

Don't listen to them! Extensive reading is a good thing!

It makes you smarter and when your friends need help, you're there for them.

Nerds.

James, I ignored another one of your "fan girls," but if you call me a nerd one more time…

Sorry! Please don't jinx me!

James, if you just except their reading, you can use it. I did and now I'll never need to read another book!

That's why you stopped complaining?

Yes. Is that a problem?

No, just wondering why you stopped.

Do you want me to start again?

No! Of Course not!

Sincerely,

The Marauders