A/N I own nothing, All Characters belong to D.C and Warner Bros.

Marc Ello- I try, I rarely succeed, but I try!

FlyingSolo365- I know I TACOS! can be random to sometimes.

yellowstar128- On it!

Cooper101- I like Shayera and Vixen interactions, like when they were both talking about John in that one episode.

KnightWatcher- He he, that was a fun conversation to write:)

Razzmatazz Girl- Sorry 'bout the caps, I do that to show emphasis or a change of tone, thanks by the way:D

"Well, well, well, Flash, it seems as though I've caught you again!" Bragged Mirror Master.

The Flash said nothing, just stood there with a serious expression on his face. Mirror Master glared at him curiously, "What? No witty comeback? No sarcastic remark or unfunny joke?"

'Flash' raised an eyebrow but said nothing.

What's he trying to pull here? "I suppose your just in awe of my superiority, eh?" Nothing, nada, he didn't even make a face. Was he loosing his touch? Master looked at him skeptically, "Are you sick or something? Lost your voice?"

"..."

"Don't just sit there!"

"..."

"ANSWER ME!"

"..."

"WHAT? I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH!"

"..."

"DOES MY BREATH SMELL? MY COSTUME NEED TO BE WASHED?"

Nothing, then, "If you think your going to get away with this then you're even dumber than your name." Bruce replied tonelessly. The kids villians are almost as bad as he is.

Mirror Master gawked for a moment, "My name is not dumb!" he ranted walking around in a circle, "If anything yours is! I mean the Flash, what the Hell does that even mean? Your desperate enough to go around stripping for people? I mean seriousl-"

A punch to the face inturupted him as a set of hands cuffed him at super-speed before tying him to a streetlamp.

'Wally' turned to face him, his arms crossed with a scowl on his face, "The police force will be here momentarily." He said flatly before speeding off.

"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?" Called Mirror Master, "BATMAN OR SOMETHING!"

"Dinah's being completely unfair about this." Oliver Queen complained.

"Helena's got a whole drawer of unfair." Muttered his face-less companion.

Ollie gave a snort before continuing, "She's been acting moodier too, you think when they switched bodies they also switched personality's?" He asked.

"Doubtful." Said The Question.

Queen glared at the detective before continuing, "You know, she almost bit-off my head when I very nicely suggested that she stay home and cook for me and maybe clean up my apartment to keep herself occupied while she couldn't fight."

"And she said...?"

"Well she didn't so much as say as scream and almost break my arm."

"Hurm. And you thought it was a good idea to order a feminist who knows multiple martial art forms to go cook and clean for you was a good idea, why, exactly?"

"I wanted her to have something to do while she was off-duty!" The archer cried defensively, "How was I supposed to know she would want to keep fighting?"

Q chuckled slightly, " You have been dating for over a year," He pointed out, "I don't think even Flash would be that ignorant."

Oliver glared, "OH, because you just know Helena so well that you didn't think she was acting strange by bursting into tears, and screaming at you, and asking why the Hell you slept with her when you said you loved her?"

Vic stiffened and asked, "So she told you, I take it?"

"Uh-huh!" Queen declared happily, "Dinah told me everything, some detective you are!"

Damn, "Well you were just so quick to realize your girlfriend wasn't even your girlfriend! 'What are you two doing!' You thought we were having an affair!" He accused.

"Oh well excuse me for not thinking that since my girlfriend was hugging another man like there was no tomorrow that she must have switched bodies! How illogical of me, stupid, stupid Ollie!"

"Well you are a blond." Question pointed out with a smirk.

"OH SHUT-IT, at least I have a face!" He retorted triumphantly.

"I do, Blondie, it's a mask!"

"I, well, it's-GO TO HELL YA' LOON!" Ollie shouted.

"Dumb blond." Muttered Vic.

"This sucks." Grumbled John.

"Why? You used to date Mari. It can't be that bad just sitting next to her." Pointed out Shayera.

"It's not...bad," John said, "Just reeeaaaaly awkward."

"Why?" She asked innocently batting her eyelashes, "Miss this body a bit? Wanna take it for a test-run?"

He glared at her, "Enough, alright. I chose you, remember?"

She frowned, "You didn't answer my question."

He sighed, "I'm not attracted to her, okay? But I used to be so it's a little uncomfortable." He explained.

"Well that was convincing." She gushed, "I am now 100% convinced you aren't hot for Mari's body, John Stewart you smooth-talking-devil, you!" She rolled her eyes, "You can tell me, you know."

"Weeeeeell, maybe, just a liiiiiiittle bit." He admitted.

"Oh, are you now?" Shayera growled standing up, "JOHN STEWART YOU SEX-HUNGRY PIG, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!"

"WAIT! YOU TOLD ME TO TELL YOU IF I WAS!"

"AND YOU WERE DENSE ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY DO IT!"

"W-well yeah, I mean you told me to-"

"WHEN A WOMAN ASKS YOU THAT YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO ACTUALLY TELL HER!" She screeched.

"WELL THEN WHAT'S THE POINT OF ASKING!"

"REASSURANCE!"

"WELL THAT'S NOT PSYCHOTIC! AND YOU WONDER WHY GUYS DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU!"

"GAH! I CAN'T TALK TO YOU WHEN YOUR LIKE THIS!" She declared storming off.

"LIKE I GIVE A DAMN!" He shouted back.

"So, how are things going with the switch?" Asked Bats-who-was-Wally-on-the-inside sitting on a chair with his feet up, eating a sandwich.

"Dandy." Growled John giving him a glare.

A/N Read and review, I'm open to ideas.