V: welcome back to the truth or dare studio!
VJ: (claps excitedly) yay!
V: (bows) thank you, now the first darer is TheSkySpiritsTalentShow.
KWP: finally someone different!
V: I wouldn't get your hopes up to high… now everyone gets to… make that has too call skipper Skippy for the rest of this chapter, and I'm gonna make it in the next too.
HN: but what if we don't want to?
V: I don't care if you don't want to.., you have to and that's final!
KWP: but that's my nickname for him… : (
V: (ignores Kowalski's statement) now the next dare is blowhole has to read Haunting Innocence.
(Blowhole sits down without argument, and reads Haunting Innocence)
DB: even better the second time :D
V: wait you've read it before!
DB: yeah as long as one of those other penguins doesn't then it's okay to be happy about it…
V: ._. Anyway now we're on to Crazy-Pairing-Girl's dares!
KWP: no not again! (Bangs head on wall)
V: (confused look on face) anyway… Marlene has to sing Mean by Taylor Swift to the kids
ML: okay (grabs a guitar from the special rack)
V: hey those are my special guitars!
ML: you're point is? (Starts singing in a sweet tone in front of the kids)
Singing: You, with your words like knives and swords and weapons that you use against me
You have knocked me off my feet again got me feeling like I'm nothing. You, with your voice like nails on a chalkboard, calling me out when I'm wounded. You, pickin' on the weaker man. Well, you can take me down with just one single blow. But you don't know what you don't know.
Someday I'll be living in a big old city
And all you're ever gonna be is mean. Someday I'll be big enough so you can't hit me. And all you're ever gonna be is mean
Why you gotta be so mean?
You, with your switching sides and your walk-by lies and your humiliation. You have pointed out my flaws again as if I don't already see them. I'll walk with my head down trying to block you out 'cause I'll never impress you. I just wanna feel okay again I'll bet you got pushed around, somebody made you cold. But the cycle ends right now 'cause you can't lead me down that road and you don't know what you don't know.
Someday I'll be living in a big old city
And all you're ever gonna be is mean. Someday I'll be big enough so you can't hit me. And all you're ever gonna be is mean Why you gotta be so mean? And I can see you years from now in a bar, talking over a football game. With that same big loud opinion but nobody's listening. Washed up and ranting about the same old bitter things. Drunk and grumbling on about how I can't sing.
Why you gotta be so mean?
VL: so beautiful… (Tears of joy in eyes)
VJ: that's going to be what I go by when my dream comes true
ZN: (claps flippers gracefully)
V: wonderful Marlene! Now on to the next dare… oh Skippy this is your chance
SKP: what do you mean?
V: (whispers next dare into ear whole)
SKP: (grins widely, and walks over to Kowalski)
KWP: (reading hamlet by Shakespeare)
SKP: oh Kowalski (calls in a sweet voice)
KWP: (looks up from book, and is pulled into standing position by skipper)
SKP: I'm going to love this… (Smiles)
KWP: w-what are you doing?
(Skipper dips Kowalski suddenly and gives her a passionate kiss)
V: umm let's get the last dare over with now… blowhole you have to tell us where Jacob is!
DB: does it count if I tell you the place?
V: sure whatever…
DB: he's here in the TD studio…
V: you monster do you know how many trap rooms, and death chambers there are in here!
HN: trap rooms?
PV: (frightenly) death chambers?
V: uhh I said nothing, what are you guys talking about?
V: anyway time for CPG to get in here so Skippy and Kowalski can uhh you know already…
CPG: alright I'm ready…
(Skipper and Kowalski pull back from the kiss, and Kowalski is smiling)
SKP: on second thought I'm letting you go for now…
KWP: me too… (Dreamy state)
CPG: :D
VL: please dare PoM, Vivian, Vivian JR, Zane, Taylor, Adam, and me! Also Jacob when he gets back! Bye for now
