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Chapter 7: Text Messaging and Instant Messaging
A/N Note: Terry is 27 years old and its mid-January of 2051
A/N: I am very apologetic for this chapter. I have no idea what came over my friends and I.
0-*- Early Morning -*-0
Bruce: Terry
Bruce: Terry
Bruce: Terry
Terry: What? I'm in a meeting
Bruce: Get Milk
Terry: Really? Text me later
Bruce: Terry
Bruce: Terry
Terry: Holy shit, what?
Bruce: I'm bored
Terry: Text Tim
Bruce: He's at work
Terry: And I'm not? Go away
Bruce: It's a meeting, not a big deal
Terry: 6.6 million isn't a big deal?
Bruce: Not to me. Still bored
Terry: Text Clark
Bruce: He's busy
Terry: Bruce go away
Bruce: I'm going to take out that computer
Terry: Don't you touch that computer
Incoming picture message
Terry: Did you just sent me a picture?
Bruce: Maybe
Bruce: (=^;^=)
Terry: WTF is that!
Bruce: It's a cat.
Terry: There's no way that's a cat, Bruce.
Bruce: Yeah, it is. Turn it sideways. See?
Terry: ...
Bruce: "-88888888oooooo)))" it's a rattlesnake
Terry: On what planet?
Bruce: Omg you killed ( (()) )
Terry: You bastard.
Bruce: Exactly!
Terry: When did you start watching South Park?
Bruce: How do you know what South Park is?
Terry: Google
0-*- Later in the Day -*-0
Terry: Bruce?
Bruce: Yeah?
Terry: How do you get acid off these boots?
Bruce: You don't.
Terry: Fuck
Terry: Well, you'll need to start making me another pair, then.
Bruce: Make your own
Terry: Uh, no. Remember last time?
Bruce: I don't
Terry: You are old
Bruce: Alfred always said "Well-preserved."
Terry: In other words, old
Bruce: Shut up or come make your own boots.
Terry: I like the house still standing
Bruce: Oh, that's right. *indistinct mumbling unable to be caught by TTS engine*
Terry: What the hell are you doing?
Bruce: Looking for that wrench. Where'd you put it?
Terry: What are you taking apart?
Bruce: Um, *pause* Nothing.
Terry: It's not my bike is it?
Terry: Please tell me it's not my bike
Bruce: Okay. I'll tell you. It's not your bike.
Terry: Bruce...
Bruce: I have an idea to soup it up. It won't take long, and it won't hurt a bit.
Terry: No! Leave my bike alone!
Bruce: I will now. All done.
Terry: Bruce! That's my baby! It took me three years to build that
Bruce: I know. But this'll increase the speed a little. Give you just a little edge.
Terry: If I die in a crash, I swear to God
Bruce: It's just new tires. If you don't like them, you can put the old ones back on. Geeze.
Terry: I don't touch your stuff
Bruce: You don't?
Terry: God, I need a vacation
Bruce: Kids these days.
Terry: Shut up, old man
0-*- Next Morning -*-0
TWM23 has logged into the chat room
OriginalDarkKnight has logged into the chat room
OriginalDarkKnight: Why did you take my phone?
TWM23: Because you were getting annoying
OriginalDarkKnight: I was not
TWM23: Bruce you texted me at 3 am
OriginalDarkKnight: So? You were awake.
TWM23: And stopping a bank robbery!
OriginalDarkKnight: Who robs a bank at three am?
TWM23: They do, I guess.
OriginalDarkKnight: You still forgot to get milk.
TWM23: Really? You were serious about that?
OriginalDarkKnight: Do you know how annoying it is to sit down to a bowl of cereal and no milk?
TWM23: Bruce, don't make me lock you out of the cave.
OriginalDarkKnight: You can try
TWM23: What is it with you and milk?
OriginalDarkKnight: It does the body good.
TWM23: *facepalm*
OriginalDarkKnight: Well it doesn't if we don't have any.
TWM23: Good God, I'll pick up milk on the way home.
TWM23: Wait, isn't Diana there?
OriginalDarkKnight: Nope, University Day at the GSU.
TWM23: Aww, I miss University Day.
OriginalDarkKnight: You're still on campus three days a week.
TWM23: Yeah for night classes.
OriginalDarkKnight: Still on campus.
TWM23: You where the one that me wanted to get a doctorate degree
OriginalDarkKnight: I did, last time I checked you were fine with it.
TWM23: Well yeah, not the point
OriginalDarkKnight: I just want to use it to shove it in John's face. Sick of hearing about Rex's degree, the man has a teaching degree… big deal.
TWM23: Bitter much?
OriginalDarkKnight: Not at all. I don't understand why someone would let Rex Stewart teach kids.
TWM23: Bruce, he's a gym teacher.
OriginalDarkKnight: My point exactly.
TWM23: *facepalm*
TWM23: Alright my ten o'clock is here. Later
TWM23 has logged out of the chat room
0-*- Later in the Afternoon -*-0
TWM23 has logged into the chat room
PinkHairedGenius has logged into the chat room
PinkHairedGenius: Terry!
TWM23: Hey Max
PinkHairedGenius: What's going on boy?
TWM23: nothing,
TWM23: At work
PinkHairedGenius: Still?
TWM23: Still? It's like 2 in the afternoon.
TWM23: I just got back from a lunch meeting.
PinkHairedGenius: How did that go?
TWM23: Okay, I guess.
TWM23: Bruce will be happy; Trekka signed over his company for about 50 million.
PinkHairedGenius: Damn
TWM23: That's like adding a dollar to Bruce's piggy bank.
PinkHairedGenius: …crazy
TWM23: Isn't it?
PinkHairedGenius: Wait Bruce has a piggy bank?
TWM23: I'm sure he does or did at point in time.
PinkHairedGenius: Like what a million years ago?
TMW23: Nice, lol
PinkHairedGenius: What are your plans for tonight?
TWM23: A quick patrol of the docks and east end, then I'm off for a date with Dana.
PinkHairedGenius: Nice
PinkHairedGenius: Where you guys going?
PinkHairedGenius: You going to ask her to marry you?
PinkHairedGenius: Because you should
PinkHairedGenius: Sometime between now and the end of the world would be nice.
TWM23: Max…
PinkHairedGenius: What? You should ask her.
TWM23: Not going to talk about this.
PinkHairedGenius: Come on
TWM23: Stop
PinkHairedGenius: Fine
TWM23: Don't be like that
PinkHairedGenius: Ass
TWM23: *sigh*
TWM23: Did you get that panel I sent you?
PinkHairedGenius: I did, it's on the way back now.
TWM23: Awesome, did you fix it?
PinkHairedGenius: I did. It looks good.
PinkHairedGenius: You should have it by the end of tomorrow.
PinkHairedGenius: What was that for anyway?
TWM23: The cowl
PinkHairedGenius: Oh very nice, McGinnis. Does the old man know you're working on a suit?
TWM23: Maybe
PinkHairedGenius: Holy shit, he doesn't
TWM23: Not yet anyway.
PinkHairedGenius: He was pissed when you upgraded the computer
PinkHairedGenius: Like super pissed
TWM23: I know
PinkHairedGenius: Like I thought he was going to kill you
TWM23: Max I know. I was there.
PinkHairedGenius: *looks at the clock* Damn, I'm late for a meeting.
TWM23: I have to meet with R&D in ten minutes.
PinkHairedGenius: Have fun
TWM23: Oh yes, great times.
TWM23: Talk to you later.
PinkHairedGenius: Later.
TWM23 has logged out of the chat room
PinkHairedGenius has logged out of the chat room
0-*-Three Weeks Later -*-0
TWM23 has logged into the chat room
GreekPrincess has logged into the chat room
GreekPrincess: Morning Terry
TWM23: Well it's morning for you.
TWM23: Night here
GreekPrincess: How is Germany?
TWM23: All it's done since I've been here is rain
GreekPrincess: The whole two weeks?
TWM23: Yup, floods, everywhere.
TMW23: When I'm not in a meeting, I'm help moving people.
GreekPrincess: That thought full of you.
TWM23: Yeah, well it's one of least things I can do
TWM23: How's Bruce?
GreekPrincess: Talked to him last night. Tim was over.
TWM23: Wait where are you?
GreekPrincess: Seattle
TWM23: OMG, we left an almost 91 year old home alone? _
GreekPrincess: Terry, he's fine. Clark is staying over.
TWM23: Oh, thank goodness
TWM23: That's a like a nightmare. Leaving Bruce alone, definitely now.
GreekPrincess: He misses Ace
TWM23: We all do.
TWM23: A buddy of mine from school, his mother has a litter of Dane and Mastiff mixes. Born a week ago
GreekPrincess: Any males in there?
TWM23: One, I already called her. He's ours.
GreekPrincess: A puppy!
TWM23: lol, yeah. He'll be just over 6 weeks old on Bruce's birthday.
GreekPrincess: He needs a name.
GreekPrincess: Something that fits.
TWM23: I have one already
GreekPrincess: You do?
TWM23: Yup
TWM23: Mael
TWM23: It's Gaelic for 'Prince'
TWM23: I think it fits; he'll be treated like a prince.
GreekPrincess: I love that you speak Gaelic
TWM23: Well it's a Gaelic/Irish/some form of Celtic language
GreekPrincess: It's what your mother's family speaks. You speak with your hands more when you are with them.
TWM23: Yeah, lol, well they own a restaurant, the Reid family talks with their hands a lot.
GreekPrincess: Is that where you learned how to cook?
TWM23: My uncle and Grandfather taught me.
GreekPrincess: Terry, I think the puppy is a great idea.
TWM23: I do too. It maybe the thing to break him of this runt he's in.
TWM23: I had to take his cell from him. He was bugging the shit out of me.
GreekPrincess: He does that
GreekPrincess: That's because no one is home. I don't think he would ever say it out loud but I think it bothers him.
TWM23: Yeah, you can tell he was upset when I left.
GreekPrincess: He was.
OriginalDarkKnight has logged into the chat room
TWM23: Wait, why Seattle?
GreekPrincess: Convention
TMW23: Oh, that's right. How is it?
GreekPrincess: Pretty good.
TWM23: Hey Bruce
OriginalDarkKnight: Terry
OriginalDarkKnight: Diana
GreekPrincess: Bruce
OriginalDarkKnight: How's Germany?
TWM23: Wet
OriginalDarkKnight: Still raining?
TWM23: It hasn't quit yet
OriginalDarkKnight: Lovely
TWM23: I know right?
OriginalDarkKnight: How was your meeting?
TWM23: Went fine.
OriginalDarkKnight: What did Amsel say to the deal?
TWM23: He didn't take it.
OriginalDarkKnight: Idiot
TWM23: That's what I said. Well not to his face.
GreekPrincess: I would hope not
TWM23: Bruce, Uncle Liam is getting married
GreekPrincess: Alex right?
TWM23: Yeah, the one from Chicago
OriginalDarkKnight: Good for him
GreekPrincess: How long have they been dating?
TWM23: About 3 years, on again off again kind of thing.
GreekPrincess: When are you getting married?
TWM23: Don't start with me, Diana.
GreekPrincess: I'm not starting anything; you and Dana have been together a long time.
GreekPrincess: I really think you should marry the girl. Right Bruce?
TWM23: I am not going to talk about this.
GreekPrincess: Bruce? Tell him I'm right. Bruce?
TWM23: I had this chat with Max. My answer still stands.
GreekPrincess: Bruce tell him I'm right.
OriginalDarkKnight: I'm staying out of this.
GreekPrincess: Why?
OriginalDarkKnight: Do I need to answer that?
TWM23: He really doesn't.
TWM23: Can we move on?
TWM23: Please?
GreekPrincess: Bruce what do you want to do with for your birthday?
OriginalDarkKnight: Nothing
GreekPrincess: Really?
OriginalDarkKnight: Yes
OriginalDarkKnight: Can we do what we do every year?
TWM23: I make dinner. Have a few people over. Then watch me beat the shit out of bad people.
OriginalDarkKnight: Yes, that works.
TWM23: You have my vote.
GreekPrincess: Alright, boys, I have to go. Talk to you both later. Love you both.
TWM23: Bye Diana, see you when I get home in two days.
GreekPrincess has logged out of the chat room
TWM23: What are your plans for the night?
OriginalDarkKnight: It's morning Terry.
TWM23: My bad.
TWM23: So, what are your plans for the day?
OriginalDarkKnight: Clark was talking about making dinner.
TWM23: Oh dear, don't eat his soup.
OriginalDarkKnight: It's horrible.
TWM23: It is.
OriginalDarkKnight: You doing any night time actives?
TWM23: Just helping with the floods.
OriginalDarkKnight: Been hearing about them on the news.
TWM23: Yeah, almost half of Berlin is under water.
TWM23: I think I'm getting webbed feet.
TWM23: Can't wait to come back home.
TWM23: You think for it being Berlin, it would be snowing.
OriginalDarkKnight: They did have a heat wave this summer.
TWM23: Bruce, its January. Where is the snow?
OriginalDarkKnight: I thought you hated snow?
TWM23: I do. But, this is the first time I've been to Germany in the winter.
OriginalDarkKnight: I'll send you back when it starts snowing.
TWM23: Sounds like a great time.
TWM23: A great cold time.
OriginalDarkKnight: Well you want to see Germany in the winter.
TWM23: Is it like Gotham in the winter?
OriginalDarkKnight: I hate Gotham in the winter.
TWM23: You aren't the only one.
OriginalDarkKnight: We got more snow yesterday.
TWM23: Again? What is it up to?
OriginalDarkKnight: About a foot.
TWM23: Damn
TWM23: How is the south east wall holding up?
OriginalDarkKnight: Pretty good.
TWM23: That makes me feel better.
OriginalDarkKnight: There's still cold air coming in
TWM23: Where?
OriginalDarkKnight: My room
TWM23: Alright, I'll look at it when I get home.
TWM23: *Yawn* Damn, it doesn't feel like it's been a long day.
OriginalDarkKnight: Those ones are the ones that get you.
TWM23: Yeah, alright B, I'm heading to bed.
TWM23: I hate not having my bed.
TWM23: So can't wait to be home.
OriginalDarkKnight: Goodnight Terry. Get as much sleep as you can.
OriginalDarkKnight: Rates have gone up a bit.
TWM23: Damn, that's because they know the master is away.
OriginalDarkKnight: Goodnight Terry.
TWM23: Night Bruce. I'll call you tomorrow.
TWM23 has logged out of the chat room
0-*- 10001 -*-0
A/N: For those who have no idea who Bruce was talking about at one point. He was talking about Kenny from South Park. Because FF Net hates the formatting for this chapter. Once again I am sorry.
Ace