Carnet, Lightning, Mater, and Sally were returning to the orgy at Route 69, when they saw Jaspord and Lapis Chevrolet again.
"Don't think you've won! You only beat me cuz' you're a fusion! If I had someone to fuse with I'd-" Jaspord said, then realizing Lapis Chevrolet. Jaspord grabbed her. "Lapis, listen, fuse with me!"
"What?" Said Lapis Chevrolet.
"Don't do it!" Said Mater. But Lapis caved... and her and Jaspord fused into a massive, Car Car, with 6 tires and shit. It was big and scary and another Steven Universe ripoff.
"We're Malachevron now!" Said their fusion.
"Wow, hot bod!" Said Doc in the distance, driving up.
"Oh!~ Thank you!" Said Malachevron, before she could get revenge.
"You wanna join the orgy?" Said Flo, winking.
Malachevron blushed. "Orgy? Nobody told me about an orgy! Of course I will!" Malachevron drove straight off Route 69 and since she was such a large car car, everyone was able to pile on and 69 her at once.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" Said Malachevron, who ejaculated so hard that she launched Carnet into space.
"I can't believe Carnet is fucking dead!" Said Mater.
"Thank god!" Said Lightning. "Now I don't have to deal with the awkwardness of my own child's fusion being at an orgy!"
Meanwhile, Carnet was not dead, but in space, secretly plotting revenge on Lightning. I hope that doesn't come back to haunt him! Now back to the orgy.
Lightning had the brilliant idea of trying oral sex. In order to do so, he drove on top of Route 69, but instead of driving off the cliff, he hung just over it so his undersides could be seen. Then everyone else drove off the cliff in an order, stacking. Then, Mater drove off last and the stack of cars reached up to just below Lightning's undersides, so Mater could succ Lightning's sexy pipe testicles. Lightning even busted a nut, but Mater was still succin'. They continued to do so, when the rest of the cars got bored so they decided to start rotation. Once everyone succed Lightning, they started rotating and succin' Mater, than Doc, then the rest. Some call it the circle of succ. I'm pretty sure there's a Disney song about it.
"Wow! That was some fun succ!" Said Lightning McQueen, and the rest of Radiator Springs agreed. But then, the orgy was interrupted once again, by sirens!
"It's the nuclear bombing warning sign! We have to scatter!" Sheriff shouted.
"Why would a nuclear bomb be planted here? We've covered spies in Cars 2, do we really have to escalate to nuclear war?" Said Lightning.
"Who would even be causing this?" Said Finn McMissle. And then landed on the ground, holding a nuclear detonator and wearing a jetpack: Carnet.
"Revenge time, bitch." Said Carnet.