A/N: Here's an update :) This one is pretty Jeff/Nick centered. Who am I kidding, this one is completely based on my creepy undying love for Neff. So I hereby apologize to all the people that find this one annoying. But for all you losers like me, enjoy! And if you review, you'll make my day :)

(Sorry about that Glee quote...sometimes I just can't restrain myself)

"…So that is why President Wilson declared war with Germany."

Nick stifled a yawn. It had been a long day. Like, a really long day. He had had to get up early for an "emergency Warbler meeting" but it ended up being something stupid about how Blaine had sneezed the night before so Wes was really worried he wouldn't be able to sing at their next performance. For Sunny Brook Preschool. Who. Cares.

After what seemed like an eternity, the bell rung. Nick gathered up all his books and exited the classroom quickly, more eager than usual to get out of there. He started making his way towards his dorm room when he felt a pair of arms slip around his waist from the back.

"Hey, sexy," Jeff whispered in Nick's ear.

Nick smiled and turned around to face Jeff. "Hey! I haven't seen you all day, where were you this morning?"

"I had some personal business to attend to," Jeff said mysteriously.

"Personal business?"

"No questions, Nicky," The blonde said dismissively. "Guess what today is?"

"Hmm, national peach pie day?" Nick guessed.

"You don't remember?" Jeff asked, looking hurt.

Nick rolled his eyes. "Of course I remember! Happy anniversary, baby." He kissed Jeff on the cheek.

Jeff grinned. "2 years." He shook his head in disbelief. "How have I put up with you for that long?"

"Worst 2 years of my life," Nick teased.

"Best 2 years of my life," Jeff responded sweetly.

"You're such a sap," Nick said with a laugh.

"But you love me."

"Too true."

"So where are you going to take me tonight?" Jeff asked, slipping his arms from Nick's waist and throwing one over his shoulder.

"Where are you going to take me tonight?" Nick countered.

Jeff gave the brunette a look. "I, being the sweet, responsible, and thoughtful boyfriend, made reservations at The Lexington."

"Legit? That's like – the fanciest restaurant in Ohio!" Nick said excitedly.

"You can tell me how awesome I am now."

Nick rolled his eyes in response and involuntarily intertwined his fingers with Jeff's as they walked toward their dorm room.

"NEFF!" David screamed as he ran towards them. When he reached the couple he stopped and enveloped them both in a bear hug. "Happy anniversary to you, happy anniversary to you, happy anniversary dear Neff, happy anniversary to you!"

Nick laughed. "Thanks, David."

"What are you two lovebirds doing for the special day?"

"I'm taking Nick to The Lexington," Jeff said, a hint of pride in his voice.

David gasped. "No way!" He turned and screamed towards a group of Dalton students. "Blaine! Blaine! BLAINE!"

Blaine waved goodbye to the group of boys and ran over to where David stood, grinning widely. "Happy anniversary, Nicky and Jeffy!"

Before the couple could respond, David jumped in. "They're going to The Lexington!"

Blaine's eyes widened. "Really? Could you take Kurt with you, because he's been begging me to go there for ages," he said with a laugh.

Just then, Jeff's cell phone rang. "Hey, Flint," He said as he put the phone on speaker.

"HAPPY ANNIVERSARY NICK AND JEFF!" He screamed.

"I'm slightly touched but mostly creeped out that every single Warbler remembered our anniversary," Jeff said to Nick, who nodded in agreement.

Ignoring them, Flint went on. "I'm so sorry I have to be in stupid Guatemala for your anniversary. I really wanted to be there. You two officially have the longest lasting relationship in Warbler history!"

"Really? That's SO cool!" David piped up.

"There's absolutely no way you could know that," Wes said matter-of-factly as he approached the others.

"Whatever, Wes, they're cute," Flint snapped. "The water mom! MOM! GET THE CHEESE!"

"I feel like I walked in on this conversation at the wrong time," Thad said, joining the others.

"Guys," Flint began, "I have to go. I'll see you Friday. Love ya...Mom! THE EGGPLANT IS ON FIRE!" The line went dead, and Jeff shut the phone.

"Okay, guys, well if you'll excuse us, I want to go make out with Jeff" Nick said, grabbing Jeff's hand again as they continued walking.

"But we have Warblers rehearsal right now," Wes called after them, but they were already flying down the stairs.

"Those two are adorable," Blaine cooed.

"Agreed," Thad said.

"Guys," David gestured for the boys to come closer in a huddle. "I have an idea."

David peered through the fancy glass doors of The Lexington. "I think they've already been seated."

"This is a really bad idea," Wes commented worriedly.

"No, it's not! They'll love it!" David opened up the doors and stepped inside purposefully, followed by Thad, Wes, and a sneezing Blaine.

"Are you okay, Blaine?" Thad asked, concerned.

"Yeah, I'll be fine," Blaine said prior to another sneeze.

"Okay, I see them. Everybody ready?" The other Warblers nodded in response and followed David over to Jeff and Nick's table.

Nick spotted them first, and his brow wrinkled in confusion. "David? Thad?"

Jeff turned around in his chair to see whom Nick was talking to, and his eyes narrowed at the sight of his fellow Dalton students. "What the HELL are you guys doing here?"

"Surprise! We've come to sing you a romantic medley for your anniversary. Our gift to you," David said, grinning.

Before Jeff could object, David motioned for the other Warblers to start the song. Blaine sang the solo, of course, but he didn't get very far until he started coughing profusely.

"Blaine, are you sure you're okay?" Thad asked again.

"I'm fine," Blaine managed to sputter out in between coughs.

Nick got out of his chair and handed Blaine his glass of water, which would've probably cured him enough to finish the song if he hadn't started choking on it. After composing himself as best he could, Blaine put a weak smile on his face, but it was hard to keep because he kept coughing so much. "Okay, let's start over!"

"Blaine, I think it'd be best if you preserved your voice for performances in front of an actual audience," Wes said forcefully.

"NO!" David interjected. "We have to finish this song! Blaine will be fine." This caused Blaine, Thad, Wes, and David to break out into an argument, which was finally shushed by an angry Jeff.

"Guys, please just, leave! I just want to spend time with my boyfriend!"

"I know! That's why were here!" David said, frustrated.

"Sorry, but, when did you become a part of this relationship?" Jeff asked sarcastically.

Now all of the Warblers were fighting, except for an embarrassed Nick who was urgently trying to quiet everyone. People were staring now, and the restaurant manager noticed, so he hurried over to the boys and cleared his throat loudly. "Excuse me, but I'm afraid I'm going to have to request that you leave."

Nick and Jeff both turned beet red, Nick from embarrassment and Jeff from anger. Before any of the others could protest, Nick hurriedly ushered them out the doors, shooting various people apologetic glances. On their way out they ran into a frazzled Kurt, who was supposed to meet them there. "Wha-why are you guys leaving?"

Nick just pushed him back out the door, waiting until they were all outside to talk. "Seriously, guys? That was probably the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to me."

"That's not true," Thad objected. "Remember that time we-"

"NOT NOW, Thad!"

Kurt looked at Blaine helplessly. "Will you please tell me what's going on?"

Blaine explained the whole fiasco to his boyfriend, which left Kurt only being concerned for Blaine's health. Wes, David, and Thad were still in an argument about the performance, while Nick just sighed and looked over at Jeff who was sitting on the sidewalk, his back up against the restaurant's brick wall, still obviously angry. Nick sank down to sit by Jeff gave him a small smile. "They meant well."

"I'm not mad at them," Jeff mumbled, looking at his hands.

"Who are you mad at?"

"Myself! I tried so freaking hard because I just wanted this day to be perfect, and everything got screwed up!"

"No, it didn't. It was perfect," Nick reassured him. "Because I spent it with you."

Jeff's expression softened as Nick kissed his nose. "I love you."

"I love you too," Nick replied, laying his head on Jeff's shoulder.

"Aww! You guys are so CUTE," Kurt squealed.

Jeff and Nick looked over at the other Warblers who stood a few yards away, all staring at them with goofy smiles on their faces. Jeff rolled his eyes and stood up. "Alright, come here." All the boys attacked each other in a group hug, laughing, and were startled when Nick abruptly pulled away. "Jeff, you never gave me my anniversary present."

"How do you know I got you something?"

"Subtleness is not your best quality, dear."

"Well, you'll just have to wait and see, Nicky."